Funny / Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War

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• Pixy says this epic quote when facing the Grun Team, who flies F/A-18C Hornets:
  Pixy: Hornets. Don't let 'em sting you in the ass!
• PJ getting angry at the rest of Crow Team, on your first mission with them, for poking fun at him since he still hasn't bought flowers for his girlfriend.
• This banter between Pixy and PJ:
  Pixy: "Galm 2 to Crow 3, if you get shot down, crash where I can't see."
  PJ: "Uh, Roger, leave it to me."
• Mission 8C is your standard ground attack operation, but what makes it funny is one Belkan soldier whose comms you can pick on with your radio who keeps rambling, in the middle of an enemy attack, about his crush on his female lieutenant. One of his buddies just adds fuel on the fire when the enamored soldier comments about how the lieutenant's daughter is allegedly as beautiful as her mom, telling him he can try his luck with the daughter if the lieutenant rejects him.
• In a bit of Black Comedy, Mission 10 Mayhem has one enemy Mook complain that Belka hasn't sent reinforcements throughout the mission. On the Mercenary path, their "reinforcements" turn out to be Schwarze Squadron, the group Belka sends to execute deserters, defectors, cowards, and weak pilots.
  Belkan Squadron: This is the worst kind of support we could hope for.
• The sheer fact that Brett Thompson was willing to go out of his way to look for wanted war criminal Schwarze One and record him in his own hideout just to learn more about Cipher.
• An Ustio base staff member in Talon of Ruin doesn't seem to give a damn about the freaking Hresvelgr that just did a massive bombing run on their base just a few moments ago.
  Ustio Base Staff: (on your take-off) "I equipped this plane myself. Bring it back in one piece."