Funny / AXIS

• The way Steve Rogers introduces the inverted villains as "All New Avengers"◊ in a fan-edit:
  "Absorbing Man, because we need at least one heavy hitter. Hobgoblin, only here because Magneto couldn't find Norman Osborn ("Hey!"). Enchantress, who now respects men too much to use them. Sabretooth, our substitute Wolverine ("I could never replace Logan!"). Jack-O-Lantern, most likely to be killed during this mission ("Wait, what'd you just say?"). Mystique, because she has a book quota to keep up. And finally, Carnage. Because a twisted psychopath with a conscience is hilarious ("I do not understand the difference between right and wrong!")."
• Inverted-Carnage saves Spidey and Zenpool from Inverted-Nightcrawler. Spidey's reaction is priceless.
• In the Captain America and the Mighty Avengers tie-in, Spider-Man decides to side with the Mighty Avengers against the inverted Avengers, snagging Cap's shield and giving a speech worthy of Steve Rogers. One scene change and "Super Sentai" Stance later, Spidey's lost the shield. Power Man questions where'd it go. Spidey's response: "Dropped it. Rolled over there. I'm a pretty bad Captain America."
• The ENTIRETY of Carnage's tie in mini series.
  Carnage: They can't rob the bank if I burn it to the ground first!
• Issue 1's "Deadpool Variant" cover, in which everyone breaks the fourth wall to take a few pot shots at the event and Marvel...except Deadpool himself.
  "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING TO? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? WHAT THE $#@%'S GOING ONNNN?"

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