Larry Muller: You reckon you got a chance against the queen of ki...I mean the king of Queens?
Keiko tells you to call her "only if you want to race."
Apparently Both Emily and her car are "great in the curves."
Midnight Club II
The sheer amount of verbal abuse you get in this game can run the gamut of being chuckle-worthy at best and downright annoying at worst. However, if you manage to drive perfectly while holding the lead, suddenly your opponent will go real quiet on occasions. If you ain't got nothing nice to say...
This gem from Savo, for example:
Savo: Booooring.
If you hit a portable toilet while driving the person inside will yell "Hey, there's someone in here!" or "Leave me alone!"
It's not uncommon to end the very final race with aliteralbang, as your car (and those of the other racers) is likely to swerve into the gas station upon crossing the finish line. If Savo happens to shout one of his common phrases whenever you damage your car ("What are you doing, you are destroying the car!") after the fact, then it becomes that much funnier.
Speaking of Savo, the fact that he's actually relieved at being dethroned as the Street Racing World Champion can be an amusing twist. Especially considering it'd be easier to list the racers in MCII that aren'tSore Losers, including the last two City Champions, Parfait and Makoto.
Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition
As there's no profanity filter in the game, you can drive around San Diego, Atlanta, and Detroit (and Tokyo in Remix) with a license plate that can say just about anything on it (as long as it's within the seven-character limit). Yes, you can put profanities like 'FUCKYOU' or 'EATSHIT' on your license plate if it makes you feel better about the game's difficulty at points.