Film: The Pirate Movie
The Pirate Movie is a 1982 musical film loosely based on The Pirates of Penzance. It is framed as a movie-length dream sequence by a modern teenager (who inserts herself into the story as Mabel, the hero's love interest), allowing the inclusion of pop music and a lot of 20th-century pop culture references, as well as several moments of self-awareness by the characters.
This movie includes examples of:
- All Just a Dream: The story unfolds as a dream in a present day heroine's head, with her in the role of Mabel. When she becomes aware that it's her dream, she's able to orchestrate a happy ending.
- Battering Ram: The pirates use a battering ram to... ring the doorbell. On their second charge, the butler opens the door and they charge through.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: Mabel directly addresses the camera and audience several times. At the end, she actually stops the movie when the Pirate King threatens to have everyone killed by refusing to play along and insisting on a happy ending.
- Camp Straight: Ted Hamilton's Pirate King dances all over the line of what would be considered campy, gay, manly, or straight; he can be imposing and powerful one minute and yelling a high-pitched scream the next. He also prominently wears a very puffy red vest. And a codpiece. Which squeaks when he honks it.
- Door Judo: On the pirates' second attempt to use a battering ram on the Major General's front door, the butler opens the door for them, leaving them to charge into the mansion. The pirates then carry the ram up a spiral staircase for no reason before dumping it on the second floor.
- Double Entendre: Probably half of the Pirate King's dialogue.
- Inexplicably Awesome: The Pirate King is always a bit daffy, same as everyone else, but The Pirate Movie takes it to new levels; he has apparent superpowers like leaping up to the second story during a sword fight, slashing a statue straight in half with his sword, pointing his sword like a gun at some mugs to shatter them, escaping from a coffin run through with swords like a magic trick, and a booming sonic shout.
- Instant Soprano: The enemy Chinese pirate says/sings "Spare me!" and the Pirate King says, "Ooh, an Irish Tenor, no less! We could use an Irish Tenor, lads!" He accidentally stabs the man in the crotch and the guy goes "yeeOOOWWW" in a very high-pitched voice. "Soprano! Even better."
- Meadow Run: When Mabel first sees Frederic on the beach. Somehow they end up riding horses on the beach moments later.
- Of Corsets Sexy: The Pirate Movie did wonders to bust Kristy McNichol's tomboy image, partly thanks to the wardrobe.
- Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?: The Pirate Captain is asked: "Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" It is a knife in his pocket, but he is also glad to see her.
- Pair the Spares: At the end, Mabel pauses the action, arbitrarily pairs up the pirates with her various sisters and the Pirate King with Ruth, then notices that two pirates are left over...and puts them in each others' arms too.
- Pie in the Face: During the brawl at the climax, a cart of pies is wheeled out and a character predicts a pie fight — turns out it's pizzas being thrown around instead.
- In one scene a lightsaber is brandished.
- The Major General's song is revised to include references to The Beatles and The Rolling Stones.
- In the same scene, Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello get a name dropped by the Pirate King.
- When Mabel is trying to rally the policemen, she threatens to call their inspector if they refuse to cooperate; he rides up to her on a bicycle and there's something rather familiar about his thick French accent, hat, and trench coat.
- In the final battle, Mabel is about to be killed by a man in black robes and turban swinging a sword, when he's shot dead by a man in a leather jacket and fedora.
- Two Words: Obvious Trope:Pirate King: I can explain this to you in two words: It's a Beach Party. And I am Frankie Avalon!
Samuel: And I'm Annette Funicello!
- Walk the Plank: Frederic is forced to do so when he leaves the pirate ship.
- You Do Not Have to Say Anything: The lead policeman reads "Anything you say may be taken down..." to which all the Stanley daughters yell "Knickers!"