Sly Cooper 100
is the 100th Sly Cooper fanfiction by THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE.
After looking back on how they first met as children at the "Hampy [sic] Camper Orphanage", Murry [sic] realizes how much he hated the Cooper Gang and leaves the Cooper Gang behind. Without Murry around, Sly Cooper and Bentley have little misadventures that accumulate to Sly Cooper attacking Bentley for cursing too much. This all leads up to a big fight between Sly Cooper and Murry.
True to the rest of the creator's work, this fanfic is loaded with spelling errors, OOC, cursing, and crazy situations.
This Fan Fic provides examples of:
- Anachronism Stew: Coming from the author of Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending and Indiana Jones.com, this was to be expected. During the flashback, Murry offers to play Xbox 360 and Sly Cooper uses a Slap Chop.
- Asshole Victim: Patrick ends up getting mauled to death by all sorts of wild animals; considering how he beat up and threatened to kill the Cooper kids, he had this one coming.
- Avenging the Villain: Sly avenges Patrick during the final battle against Murry, even though Murry had nothing to do with Patrick's death and Sly and Bently were the ones to kill him.
- Big Eater: Over the course of the fanfic, Sly eats ice cream, 100 Iced Cheddar Cheese Nacho Cream Burritos, and orders 100 Quizno's sandwiches along with 100 cups of coffee with extra syrup and sugar and 100 pieces of sugar and syrup.
- Bently is a contender due to eating ice cream and 100 Iced Cheddar Cheese Nacho Cream Burritos.
- Black Comedy Rape: Sly Cooper fears of being raped by British people when he nearly loses the battle against Murry. During the Heroic Second Wind, Sly's robot rapes Murry's robot, destroying it, and Murry ends up being raped to death by British people.
- Call-Back: To several of THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE's other Sly Cooper fanfics including "Sly And Bently Actually Make Iced Burritos" and "Cooper Makes Hunting Legalized".
- Cluster F-Bomb: Just like with any other fanfic by this author, though it's also lampshaded when Sly gets sick of Bentley saying "Fuck" so much.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Patrick beats up Sly for talking back to him; beats up and ties up the Cooper Gang and leaves them in a room full of alligators for staying up late.
- Also, Sly Cooper threatens to rip off Bentley's balls for saying "Fuck" one too many times.
- The Dog Bites Back: After being humiliated for countless fanfictions, Murry strikes back.
- Groin Attack: After saying "Fuck" one too many times, Sly Cooper grabs onto Bently's balls and threatens to tear them off. Later, Sly is on the receiving end of this when Murry grabs his balls and nearly tears them off of Sly.
- There's also the time when Sly dick-punched a nerdy security guard, who is none other than Barack Obama before he became president.
- Heroic Second Wind: After nearly crashing to the ground in his giant robot, Sly manages to regenerate his robot and take down Murry once and for all.
- Humongous Mecha: Both "Murry" and Sly Cooper get their own giant robot. Murry's is described as a fusion of a Gundam and a school bus, whereas Sly's looks like himself as a Micheal Bay-style Transformer.
- Kids Are Cruel: Sly and Bentley were still mean to Murry when they were kids at the Orphanage.
- Manly Tears: Bentley sheds a few after cremating everyone Murray killed.
- Moral Myopia: Apparently, it's okay for Sly Cooper to say "Fuck" however much he wants, but he flips out over Bently saying "Fuck". Not to mention, Sly finds the death of Bently's girlfriend, Penelope, hilarious, yet gets upset over Carmelita dying.
- No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: Sly Cooper gets brutally clobbered by Murry!
- Orphanage of Fear: Sly and the rest of the gang used to be in one during their childhood. Some of the atrocities that occurred there included Sly getting beat up by the guy running the place and the Cooper Gang being left in a room full of alligators for being up late.
- Prequel: To Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time.
- Reset Button: After the big battle between Sly and Murry, Sly presses a button with a dick on it, which restarts all of time.
- Rhino Rampage: Patrick, the guy running the orphanage, is described as a rhino and he is a major asshole.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: And how! It's even utilized in the fanfic when Bently calls Penelope, "Pepsi", which leads to her being killed by Murry via drinking her.
- Running Gag: The number "100" is seen almost everywhere in this fanfic and is spoken by almost everyone too.
- Scary Stinging Swarm: During the "Orphanage flashback", Sly Cooper is attacked by 100 bees that nearly kill him due to his allergies.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: After realizing that Sly and Bently were always treating Murry like shit, even when they were kids at the Orphanage, Murry leaves the Cooper Gang.
- Took a Level in Badass: "Murry", of all characters. He even gets a Humongous Mecha that looks like a fusion of a Gundam and a school bus that's described as "super fucking legit" and even kills almost everyone in the story!
- Took a Level in Jerkass: Sly manages to be an even bigger douchebag in this fanfic than he has before by constantly calling Murry "Lil' Bitch", threatening to rip off Bently's balls, and laughing at Penelope's death.
- Once again, "Murry".
- Would Hurt a Child: Patrick the Rhino. Dear God, Patrick.
