Created by Bismuth83.
- Take a shot whenever there's Vocal Dissonance.
- Take a shot whenever there's Insane Troll Logic. Take another if it's about something being a "rip-off" of something else.
- Take a shot every time SuperMarioLogan is referenced.
- Take a shot if it makes the Designated Heroes look abusive towards the Designated Villain.
- Take a shot every time there's Black-and-White Morality.
- Take a shot whenever weight loss/gain is part of the video. Down the whole glass if it happens to a Popplio.
- Take a shot every time Mutant Po changes tabs.
- Take a shot whenever Mutant Po clicks play on a YouTube video embedded in a slideshow. Take another shot and start dancing if it's that electro house remix of "Trolololo," and stop, then down the entire glass, if he stops it prematurely.
- Take a shot whenever Mutant Po's voice sounds inappropriately robotic.
- Take a shot whenever another character "Shoop Da Whoops" another character. Take another shot if they already have some sort of laser gun and yet have a mouth and eyes on it for the actual act, and down the whole glass if the effects of being hit by the beam are something other than death or injury. Down another whole glass if the effect is a Temporary Bulk Change.
- Down an entire glass if there's a Clueless Aesop.
- Take a shot whenever metal versions of Mario characters are the troublemakers. Down the whole glass if they're said to be Nazis, Decepticons, etc.
- Take a shot for every Non Sequitur, whether in dialogue or otherwise.
- Take a shot whenever the dialogue (not the voice, but the actual writing) sounds unnatural.
- Take a shot for every instance of Gosh Dang It to Heck!. Down the whole glass if it's about hell in a religious context.
- Take another shot if the video averts it.
- Take a shot whenever an act is designated as "good" or "bad" for reasons related to Mutant Po's interests.
- Take a shot whenever feces has Donald Trump's face on it.
