Drinking Game: Tales of Symphonia

Drinking game for Tales of Symphonia: Spoiler-free version!

  • Take a sip every time a character's daddy issues come up in plot or conversation.
  • Take a sip for every time you find the Wonder Chef
    • Two if you actually know how to make the dish he teaches you in real life
  • Take a sip for the following battle quotes:
    • Kratos' "Blame your fate!"
    • Zelos' "Damn, I must be a genius!"
    • Genis' mention of pancakes whenever he uses Grave or Stalagmite
  • Take a sip when Regal drops the words "crime," "sin," or "redemption," one sip per word.
  • Take a sip if Colette falls down
  • Take a sip when Colette names a dog
    • If it's the same name as your dog in real life, finish your drink
  • Take a sip when Raine slaps Genis
  • Take a sip when Lloyd misinterprets innuendo
  • Take a sip when Lloyd demands someone's name.
  • Upon mention of Inferior Beings, all Inferior Beings present must drink.
  • Take a sip whenever a character is introduced as "????"
    • Two sips if you already know the character's name
  • Take a sip every time a character earns a new title in a cutscene
  • Take a good hearty swig for a plot twist that makes your jaw hit the floor
    • Finish the bottle instead if you predicted the plot twist.
  • Take a sip every time somebody keeps information from the other characters that would have eliminated or greatly sped up solving a problem the next portion of the plot is largely dedicated to solving.

Hardcore Rules:
  • A sip any time Zelos calls someone hunny or ends his sentences with a heart
  • A sip any time Presea responds to a question with "..."
  • A sip any time a cutscene is really awkwardly animated.
  • A sip any time a character's reaction is not animated, leaving them with an inappropriately vague expression at a dramatic moment.
  • A sip for any truly epic moment of voice acting.
  • A sip for every time Colette apologizes.