Drinking Game / Peppa Pig

Narrator: "That's a Drinking Game for Peppa Pig."
That's a Drinking Game for Peppa Pig:

• Narrator: "Take a sip when the narrator narrates the obvious."
  I take a sip when the narrator narrates the obvious.
• Narrator: "Take a sip when the narrator says "Oh, dear!""
  I take a sip when the narrator says "Oh, dear!"
• Narrator: “ Take a sip when the narrator uses the "Peppa loves X. Everybody loves X!" structure."
  I take a sip when the narrator uses the "Peppa loves X. Everybody loves X!" structure.
• Narrator: "Take a sip when George cries."
  I take a sip when George cries.
• Narrator: "Take another sip when another toddler cries."
  I take another sip when another toddler cries.
• Narrator: "Finish your drink when Peppa cries because she only does it once."
  I finish my drink when Peppa cries because she only does it once.
• Narrator: "Take a sip when someone jumps in mud."
  I take a sip when someone jumps in mud.
• Narrator: "Take a sip when Peppa's dad is the Butt-Monkey."
  I take a sip when Peppa's dad is the Butt-Monkey.
• Narrator: "Take a sip when someone calls out his weight."
  I take a sip when someone calls out his weight.
• Narrator: "Take a sip when Miss Rabbit has New Jobs As The Plot Demands."
  I take a sip when Miss Rabbit has New Jobs As The Plot Demands.
• Narrator: "Take a sip when you see Mr. Potato."
  I take a sip when I see Mr. Potato.
• Narrator: "Take a sip when everybody laughs and falls at the ending."
  I take a sip when everybody laughs and falls at the ending.
• Narrator: "Take a sip when someone makes animal noises."
  I take a sip when someone makes animal noises.
• Narrator: “ Take two sips when Rebecca Rabbit blushes."
  I take two sips when Rebecca Rabbit blushes.
• Narrator: “ Take a sip when Edmond Elephant shows he's a clever clogs."
  I take a sip when Edmond Elephant shows he's a clever clogs.

Narrator: "Troper, We Hardly Knew Ye."
You hardly knew me.