Or for those who are familiar with the episode naming conventions dor this show, "The Beer Overdose Problem".
- Take a drink for every time someone mentions a "really big problem", two if it's not Peg.
- Take a drink each time Peg "totally freaks out", two if someone who's not Peg does it.
- Take a drink every time Cat snaps the freaker-outer out of it, two if someone who's not Cat does it or if the response to him doing it is not Peg saying, "Cat's right", three if something that's not counting backwards from five snaps them out of it.
- Take two drinks if someone who's not Peg says, "I/we should count backwards from five to calm down", three if no-one does.
- Take a drink every time Cat snaps the freaker-outer out of it, two if someone who's not Cat does it or if the response to him doing it is not Peg saying, "Cat's right", three if something that's not counting backwards from five snaps them out of it.
- Take a drink whenever Peg calls Cat amazing/a genius, two if he actually meant to help or if someone who's not Peg compliments him that way.
- Take a drink whenever Cat does something clumsy, two if it helps in some way.
- Take a drink every time Peg and Cat are inexplicably hanging out with a historical figure.
- Take a drink every time a fairy tale character is present (each fairy tale character gets one sip per episode).
- Take a drink for every time Ramone appears, two if he says, "I do what I can!", three if he doesn't show up in the episode.
- Take a drink for every time a character goes a whole episode without saying any one of their catchphrases.
- Take a drink every time Peg and/or Cat introduces themselves to the viewers.
- Take a drink every time the "Problem Solved" song is sung, two if it's interrupted or has different lyrics.
- Take a drink each time Peg's hat is called attention to.
- Take a drink each time someone is Comically Missing the Point, two if it's not Cat.
- If the episode does a Smash Cut to the credits, drink an entire bottle.
