Take a drink when:
- Jelly's voice gets squeaky.
- The story has an "Everybody Laughs" Ending.
- Cap'n Crane yells "WATCHBIRD ALERT!"
- Peanut complains that he'll use his noodle but he won't dance. Finish your drink when he does it without complaining first.
- Pinch does a girly pastime.
- A character says either "very" or "really" 2 or more times.
- A character says "Uh oh!" or "Oh no!"
- Scootch yells "YAHHHHH!!"
- After doing so, he runs into something, wrecks it, and comments "Sorry, sorry, my fault."
- 2 or more characters hug.
- A character gets hit in the face with food.
- Connie or Flick makes a sarcastic remark.
- Munchy gets anxious. Take 2 drinks when he eats a log of wood.
- Baby Butter cries. Take 2 drinks when someone other than Butter cries.
- Flick says "Cheese and quackers!"
- One of the kids fantasize.
- One of the kids refer to objects as "thingies".
- Flick acts polite towards an adult, then acts out the second they're out of earshot.
- Twice if he only thought they were out of earshot and they catch him.
- Ootsie or Bootsie comment about not playing with a toy because they have "version 2000", which is twice as good as "version 1000."
- If you're brave enough, swig through an entire song. (This is usually easier in earlier episodes, as the songs tend to be shorter.)
- Baby Butter repeats a word.