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"We're like a family, or some shit. A really fucked up, incestuous family."
Albion, your friendly neighbourhood cusser.

Aeternus Eternus (Latin for 'eternal') is an Orwellian assassins roleplay[1] primarily known for a Darker and Edgier shell but a cracky, almost lecherous plotline full of haphazard shenanigans certainly not befitting a pack of hired killers. Thankfully, they have a tendency to Take a Level in Badass when the plot demands it and actually act somewhat professional when it comes to their homicidal jobs (which, by the way, isn't often).

It is the year 2232, and it's a Crapsack World on earth; Britain's been taken over by a twisted, negligent oligarchy, The United State's a power-hungry imperialist coalition, Russia's a Union once again- it's every man for himself against twisted politics and complicated hierarchies. From the midst of it all emerges a company specializing in the espionage and murder of important international figures, which draws a particular cast of international men and women who want to change the world but who, regretfully, simply end up having sex in storage closets.


Aeternus Eternus provides examples of:

  • Bilingual Backfire: Albion speaks French, Samuel. Albeit horribly.
  • Cain and Abel: It's pretty ambiguous how Caledon died, but Albion is suspiciously tight-lipped in regards to causes and it's hinted that he, at the very least, contributed.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Albion's mother.
    "I was checking to see if those pesky fairies hadn’t broken in again, I know they love snatching children—"
  • Cool Big Sis: Vela Carine, elegant Lady of War New York Mafia heir? Yep.
  • Crass Canuck: Samuel, who is from Quebec but acts possibly ruder than the stereotypical American and fits the Canadian stereotype of Quebecois people; rude, Joual-fluent, seperatist mobsters who smoke like a chimney.
  • Everyone Can See It: Albion and Arista's casual sexual relations. In fact, arguable for every hush-hush thing within the company's walls, ever.
  • Everything Sounds Sexier in French: Vive le Quebec libre. Samuel. That's it.
  • Oblivious Younger Sibling: Averted; Emilie Martin is all too aware of what her frère ainé gets up to, but doesn't do anything about it.
  • One True Threesome: Arista/Albion/Samuel. Canon.
  • Transparent Closet: Everybody knows Albion is gay. (Sorry, bisexual.)
  • Tsundere: Albion, minus the cutesy dere-dere part. Arista also occasionally can descend into this at times.
  • Two Guys and a Girl: Albion, Samuel, Arista, who despite their dysfunctional relations are often around each other. Sometimes literally.
  • Really Gets Around: Arista, who's the association's designated slut. Ironically, Albion and Samuel tends to sleep around more than her, leading to a bit of a Double Standard.


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