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Playable Characters
The Noid
A Domino's Pizza legend.
"Bring it on, Papa John."
The title character and hero of the story. After getting his yo-yo stolen, he ventures to recover it, and eventually decides to aid the inhabitants of the Noid Void.- Anti-Hero: He still retains a bit of his mean-spiritedness from his pizza-smashing days, but is more willing to help the inhabitants recover their pizza.
- Ex-Big Bad: From the titular antagonist of Avoid the Noid to the Anti-Hero protagonist.
- Heel–Face Turn: Continuing from the last game, he has abandoned his pizza smashing and now saves pizzas instead.
- Pungeon Master: A lot of his interactions with NPCs have him making a pun based on what they say.
Mr. Green
Apparently good at eating pizza.
The first unlockable Noid and originally the antagonist of the first game. He can jump higher than the Noid.- Ex-Big Bad: From the villain and final boss of the original Yo! Noid to an unlockable character.
- Green and Mean: Subverted. He is green and was the villain of the first game, but is now reformed.
- Heel–Face Turn: Apparently. He was the antagonist of the original Yo! Noid, but is a playable character in this game.
- Secret Character: He is unlocked after beating the game once.
Fast
- Expy: A clear one of Sonic the Hedgehog, as his suit is deliberately designed to resemble Sonic, and he is the fastest Noid like Sonic.
- Secret Character: He is unlocked after finding all the pepperonis.
Cappy
- Pokémon Speak: Though he has actual lines according to the textboxes, all his Voice Grunting is him saying Noid over and over again.
- Secret Character: He is unlocked after finding all the hidden chicken dinners.
Secret Noid (spoilers)
Mikoid
The Noidal Synthesizer.
The final unlockable Noid. Her skills match that of the original Noid.- Secret Character: She is unlocked after beating the game with all other characters.
Others
Noid Void Inhabitants
The various NPCs that reside in the Noid Void. They are sentient pizza toppings (and dip).
- Animate Inanimate Object: They range from mushrooms to olives, cheese wheels, tomatoes, and even dip containers.
- Cloudcuckoolander: A lot of them say strange things, whether it be something about pizza or otherwise.
- Dreadful Musician: Bello at first sings merely flatly, but when Noid encourages him to sing louder, the result makes Noid stare in horror.
- Punny Name: Most of them have names relating to what they are, such as an olive named Olivia or Alfredo dip named Alfred.
The Mastermind (spoilers)
Mike Hatsune
"Your 30 minutes or less of fame are over!"
The father of Miku Hatsune who intends for her to replace Noid as Domino's mascot. To this end, he created the Noid Void and lured the Noid inside.- Barrier Warrior: Every time he is hit, he temporarily covers himself in a force field so that no dice can hit him.
- Big Bad: He is the one who trapped Noid inside the void and stole the yo-yo and pizza as part of his plan to get rid of the Noid forever.
- Eviler than Thou: Both the Noid and Mr. Green were chaos causers, but Mike is actively murderous, unsettling, and unbelievably powerful, and aims to kill the both of them to make way for his own Noid.
- Final Boss: He is the last and only enemy faced in the game, and Noid must throw dice at him to beat him.
- Humanoid Abomination: Although human on the outside, he is actually a Vocaloid with the power to create a whole dimension, the Noid Void, and speaks with an unsettling text-to-speech voice.
- Laughably Evil: He gives various pizza-themed roasts to the Noid before the battle with him.
- Sore Loser: He is accused of being one by the Noid, as even after defeated in his boss fight, he insists that Noid is too late to save himself.
- Suddenly Voiced: Of a sort. After an entire game filled with NPCs who speak with Voice Grunting, Mike Hatsune is the only character who speaks, albeit in an artificial text-to-speech voice.
- Tom the Dark Lord: The mastermind behind the whole plot and the god-like creator of the Noid Void itself is named Mike. Spiced up a bit with his last name, Hatsune.
- Vile Villain, Saccharine Show: Once the final level begins and his face can be seen watching the Noid everywhere, the game instantly turns dark. While he has some comedic quips and lines, he is played as a serious Humanoid Abomination.
