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Male Students
B028: Aurelien Valter
B028: Aurelien Valter
Designated Weapon: Spiked Mace
Conclusion: With that weapon and his personality this dumbass should give us a spectacular kill or death. I don't care which. - Josie Knight
B029: Marcus "Marco" Volker
B029: Marcus "Marco" Volker
Designated Weapon: Amaranta Montalvo’s M4 Carbine Rifle
Conclusion: Welcome to an actual apocalypse B029. Shame there's nothing about you that gives you a shot. My suggestion is that you throw your glasses away so you don't have to see how fucked you are. - Josie Knight
B030: Henry Sparks
B030: Henry Aranck Sparks
Designated Weapon: Punt Gun
Conclusion: This kid sounds super boring. Hell, the most interesting thing about him is the fact he's got overcompensation the gun. - Josie Knight
B031: Daniel "Danny" Chamnanma
B031: Daniel "Danny" Chamnanma
Designated Weapon: Flare Gun
Conclusion: Should I make a joke about getting a weapon as hot as his temper? Regardless, B031 makes a good everyman if nothing else. I don't expect he'll make it, but these type of guys sometimes surprise you. - Christina Stockton
B032: Lucas Diaz
B032: Lucas Diaz
Designated Weapon: Foam Minecraft diamond sword and pickaxe set
Conclusion: They may say that once you hit rock bottom, the only way left is up. Mr. Sad Sack here might prove that wrong, but he can't even dig himself deeper with that useless pickaxe. His best bet is to lay down and hope it's quick. - Veronica Rai
B033: Adonis Cohen
B033: Adonis Cohen
Designated Weapon: Binder containing the student roster (names, numbers & assigned weapons)
Conclusion: They say that knowing is half the battle (G.I. Jooooooe). Your assigned weapon is no slouch in that department, B033, but actually outlasting everybody around you is the other half. You're on your own there... try baby-sitting them to death? - Dennis Lourvey
- Nice Guy: Likes to be nice to most people, even people that he doesn't hang out with.
- Sanity Slippage: Suffers through losing his sanity due to events that happen on the island. He doesn't recover from it.
B034: Zachary Beck
B034: Zachary Beck
Designated Weapon: WD-40
Conclusion: If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape. If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40, grandpa used to say. Team up with G008 and you're effectively unstoppable. - Dennis Lourvey
- The Prankster: Has a prank youtube channel and notes the amount of subscribers he has with pride.
- Past Experience Nightmare: Has frequent dreams of being visited by Brandon Murphy who he had killed.
- My God, What Have I Done?: Frequently has this reaction to things that he's done.
B035: Lucas Brady
B035: Lucas Brady
Designated Weapon: Urumi
Conclusion: Hope you're as flexible as that sword, B035. If your... colorful... interactions on social media stand for anything, you'll need to be in order to wash off the target you've got painted on your back. - Tracen Danya
- Bring My Brown Pants: Wets himself after killing Andy Silverman.
- Butt-Monkey: Gets zero respect from just about anyone, including his friends.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Intentionally murders Andy Silverman with a tree branch through the eye because the latter was there when he was being beat up on day two, and for talking down at him.
- Driven to Suicide: All the alienation, dehydration and starvation prove too much for Lucas to handle, so he bashes his own head in with a rock and a tree.
- Ivy League for Everyone: Was set to study political science at Georgetown after high school.
- Jerkass: Tends to have trouble getting through a conversation without looking down at the other person.
- Nerdy Inhaler: Suffers from asthma and is reasonably nerdy.
B036: Jackson Sullivan
B036: Jackson Sullivan
Designated Weapon: AED Machine
Conclusion: So fierce, so small. You remind me of a chihuahua I had when I was younger. Except I bet Taquito could hold his tequila better than you can. - Matt Richards
B037: Toby Underwood
B037: Tobias ‘Toby’ Underwood
Designated Weapon: Kel-Tec P-32
Conclusion: What a bland douchebag. Use that to spice things up a bit, you hear? - Veronica Rai
B038: Benedict Murray
B038: Benedict “Benny” Murray
Designated Weapon: Shotgun Flashlight
Conclusion: The hell kind of name is Benedict? Is it 1776? I can already hear Lourvey plotting a time travel series with this guy as the main character... - Josh Baines
B039: Blake Davis
B039: Blake Davis
Designated Weapon: Trick Handcuffs
Conclusion: What a slimy little punk. I look forward to seeing him get taken out by his own designs - Veronica Rai
B040: Dante Luciano Valerio
B040: Dante Luciano Valerio
Designated Weapon: The Liberator 3D-Printed Pistol
Conclusion: I used to take lunch money from guys like this. Of course, none of them ever pulled a gun. On the other hand, that gun is just one step above a toy, so B040's still screwed even if he can pull the trigger. - Veronica Rai
B041: Reuben Walters
B041: Reuben Elijah Walters
Designated Weapon: Kimberly Nguyen’s KABAR combat knife
Conclusion: Congratulations B041, your lack of commitment has really left you worse off now. Maybe try and fix that, or don't. Not like I give a shit. - Josie Knight
B042: Connor Lorenzen
B042: Connor Tobias Lorenzen
Designated Weapon: Multi-tool pocket knife
Conclusion: Fitting; you've received a weapon as versatile as you think you are, B042. But don't get ahead of yourself - you've opened yourself up to the same pitfall every other tall, handsome jock-type has. Keep your head down, before you lose it. - Christina Stockton
Did you guys seriously not give me B042? At least make the reference! - Dennis Lourvey
You can have B069. - Josh Baines
B043: Julien Leblanc
B043: Julien Leblanc
Designated Weapon: War scythe
Conclusion: Keep waffling on every crisis that adversity hands your way, and you'll get yet another scar on that face as a reminder of your mistake. That's only if you're lucky. Many more equipped than you have lost their lives at a single misstep, so if you're ever going to grow beyond your indecisive self, well... now would be a good time. - Jim Greynolds
B044: Richard Smith
B044: Richard Smith
Designated Weapon: Sig-Sauer pistol
Conclusion: Shit man, if you'd ever chill out you might've had some allies. Or in layman's terms, stop being a Richard. - Josh Baines
B045: Emmett Bunnell
B045: Emmett Bunnell
Designated Weapon: Military Entrenching tool
Conclusion: There once was a young man named Bunnell/who was roughly as thin as a funnel/he might have some luck/but he's probably fucked/at least he can dig his own burial tunnel. - Dennis Lourvey
B046: Bret Carter
B046: Bret Carter
Designated Weapon: Weighted net
Conclusion: You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at most of the kids and then look at B046 and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another contestant, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But he's a genetic freak and he's not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat him. Then you add B002 to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See, once you get down to the final three, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but B046, he got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because B002 KNOWS he can't beat him and he's not even gonna try! So kids, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus his 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at SOTF. But then you take his 75% chance of winning, if you're ever to go one-on-one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, he got 141 2/3 chance of winning at SOTF. See kids, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at SOTF. - Dennis Lourvey
B047: Phillip Olivares
B047: Phillip Olivares
Designated Weapon: Macuahuitl
Conclusion: I love it. The weapon that is, not B047, I hate everything about that. - Josie Knight
- Overly Long Gag: The entirety of the Memory thread "All In The Telling"
is Phillip's extended monologue about ICP's "Miracles" and a story about a distant relative. - Meat Shield: During the lighthouse shootout Zachary Beck instinctively pulls Phillip into the line of fire, which ultimately kills him.
- Non-Ironic Clown: Phillip got into clowning through ICP and Juggalo culture, and performs under the name "Professor Pedantik." He points out at one point during the aforementioned monologue that pretending to be a Monster Clown is much more healthy than other coping mechanisms.
- Together in Death: With his mutual crush Terra Johnson.
B048: Gervais Frans Lambotte
B048: Gervais Frans Lambotte
Designated Weapon: Martini-Henry Rifle MkIV Pattern
Conclusion: I hope this guy goes full schoolyard on a nerdy kid. Just like—BANG! "Why you bleeding nerd!" - Josie Knight
B049: Max Rudolph
B049: Max Rudolph
Designated Weapon: Man-catcher
Conclusion: Faith is a great strength, even on the island. If B049 can keep his head held high and maintain his faith in the face of adversity, he certainly has a chance to go far. - Boris Petrikov
B050: Emil Van Zandt III
B050: Emil Van Zandt III
Designated Weapon: Collar Radar (range of 100 yards)
Conclusion: Of course this goes to the one kid that's probably too dumb to use it. - Josie Knight
B051: Jonathan Meyers
B051: Jonathan Meyers
Designated Weapon: Pair of deer antlers
Conclusion: Don't say it, Baines. - Matt Richards
I'm being discriminated against. B051 should come to my rescue. Or he would, but he's going to get shot in the face while trying to talk the competition to death. - Josh Baines
...Oh deer! - Josh Baines
You piece of shit. - Matt Richards
B052: Garren Mortimer
B052: Garren James Mortimer
Designated Weapon: Pickaroon
Conclusion: When you can't even commit to being pathetic, you know you've got problems. This guy is worse than cannon fodder. - Veronica Rai
- Redemption Equals Death: It might be a bit of a stretch, but after years of alienating his classmates with his offensive views, he spend his days on the island trying to make up for it and being a surprisingly moral guy, which ends in him being accidentally shot by Arizona Butler as he tried to help her take down Michael Froese for killing multiple people, chief among them Arizona's boyfriend.
- Troll: He has internet trolling as one of his listed hobbies, and enjoys making offensive comments online.
Female Students
G026: Liberty "Bert" Wren
G026: Liberty "Bert" Wren
Designated Weapon: Battery-powered drill
Conclusion: Your name's fucking stupid. - Josie Knight
- Gender-Blender Name: Her nickname, Bert.
G028: Camille Bellegarde
G028: Camille Bellegarde
Designated Weapon: Beretta M12
Conclusion: Smoking kills, but guns kill quicker. Time is on your side G028, just don't forget why you're here. - Josie Knight
G029: Lori Martin
G029: Lori Martin
Designated Weapon: LSD tablets
Conclusion: Why are we wasting these on this trash person? - Josie Knight
G030: Erika P. Stieglitz
G030: Erika Philip Stieglitz
Designated Weapon: 1x 300 mg Potassium Cyanide pill ("Suicide Pill")
Conclusion: No friends, no gun, no mental strength. We've given this girl exactly what she needs. - Josie Knight
- Gender-Blender Name: Her middle name (Philip) is masculine, chosen to honor her past as Philip Stieglitz.
- Trans Tribulations: Was assigned male at birth, however she transitioned to female with the support of her parent, and her difficulties with this process make up a good portion of her backstory.
G031: Teresa Rojas
G031: Teresa Rojas
Designated Weapon: Chain Whip
Conclusion: Nothing to fix up someone's priorities like death staring them straight in the face. If that doesn't do it for this girl, nothing will, and she'll deserve what she gets. - Veronica Rai
G032: Helena "Hel" Fury
G032: Helena "Hel" Fury
Designated Weapon: Luger P08
Conclusion: You like shooters, yeah? You know what to do with that. It doesn't make up for all the drawbacks, but a few bullets can go a long way. - Matt Richards
G033: Rhonda Lawson
G033: Rhonda Lawson
Designated Weapon: Iron Fan
Conclusion: That's a pretty elegant weapon for such an awkward girl. Not the kind of thing that works in skittish hands, unfortunately. She might last a while with support from others, but I see her out before the halfway point. - Christina Stockton
G034: Amelia Fischer
G034: Amelia Fischer
Designated Weapon: Arsenal Firearms AF2011-A1 Second Century
Conclusion: My, what a literal space case! At least that gun is likely to end up in the hands of someone who doesn't have their head stuck in the clouds. - Jim Greynolds
- Mushroom Samba: Ingests LSD by mistake and goes through one of these.
- Too Good for This Sinful Earth: In a game where there are plenty of killers and generally horrible people around, Amelia is kind, naive, and very nonaggressive. This gets her killed by her friend, Marceline Carlson.
G035: Caitlyn "Katie" Agustien
G035: Caitlyn "Katie" Jasmine Agustien
Designated Weapon: The World's Sharpest Knife™
Conclusion: Well, that's not going to end well. I mean, it will for us, but not for you, or anybody around you. - Jim Greynolds
G036: Roxanne "Roxie" Borowski
G036: Roxanne "Roxie" Borowski
Designated Weapon: Ceramic pot w/ trellis containing a poison ivy plant
Conclusion: G036 had better hope she can act her way into getting her hands on a real weapon, because the physical and mental drawbacks are tough enough to overcome without a weapon that's an annoyance at best and as much a hazard to her as anyone else. - Christina Stockton
- All-Loving Hero: She's described as someone who, because she has lived so long as an outsider herself, is reasonably accepting of others' differences. Additionally, she feels that letting herself hate her classmates would be giving the terrorists exactly what they want. This eventually backfires on her when a friend sees her with her sister's killer, with the situation escalating and causing Roxie's death.
- An Arm and a Leg: Roxie was seriously injured as a child through getting hit with a car, resulting in her left leg getting surgically amputated in the hospital. Currently she wears a prosthesis. It plays into why she has an Anti-Nihilist philosophy.
- The Anti-Nihilist: Roxie's philosophy on SOTF is that most of the students are going to die, but that doesn't mean that they need to play to the terrorists' demands by giving them what they want. Her stance is, instead, that she should focus more on the time she has left, making sure she doesn't give in to negative emotions, and ensuring her corpse and memory will be handled appropriately.
- Gallows Humor: Her brand of humor, really. This includes subjects like her leg and her own impending death.
- The Movie Buff: Roxie watches a lot of movies, particularly 80-90s and/or horror, and has filmed her own horror content. Naturally, her narration tends to be Shout-Out-heavy.
- Meta Guy: She spends a lot of time dissecting the terrorists' methods and her classmates' motivations, lampshade-hanging all the while.
- Nightmare Fetishist: Roxie both consumes and produces horror content.
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: Downplayed. Roxie is a producer of horror content with a Anti-Nihilist perspective on the game and an odd sense of humor, so a few times she makes things awkward (most notably her interactions with an in-denial Marco Hart). However, she consciously tries to tone it down when necessary.
- Perky Goth: Loves horror, listens to bands like Siouxsie and the Banshees, wears primarily dark colors, and muses a lot about death, all while being relatively cheerful and upbeat. Yup.
- Plucky Girl: While it's implied that she spent some time BSODing after finding Kayla Harris' corpse, for the most part Roxie remains upbeat past the point others... wouldn't.
- Rasputinian Death: Getting stabbed and shot in rapid order isn't a particularly fun way to go. It doesn't help that it happened on accident.
- Web Video: Roxie has her own YouTube channel called "Roxie and the Fangshees", in which she uploads horror-themed FX makeup tutorials and other horror-related content.
G037: Mercy Ames
G037: Mercy Xiuying Ames
Designated Weapon: Bottle of powdered arsenic
Conclusion: It's better to act quickly and let it all out. If you overthink things and second-guess yourself at every opportunity, you're just going to die. Quickly, if you're lucky. - Abby Soto
G038: Angelina "Angie" Cortez
G038: Angelina “Angie” Cortez
Designated Weapon: BR18
Conclusion: You're just a walking psychologist's textbook, aren't you? Good draw though: best case scenario, you shoot anybody who triggers you. Worst case scenario, you're the poster child for the decline of mental health of America's youth. Silver lining? - Trent Camden
G039: Yuki Hayashibara
G039: Yuki Hayashibara
Designated Weapon: Metal briefcase containing $1000 cash
Conclusion: Didn't I already do this- oh, there's an "i" on this one. That's confusing. Anyway, you're Blossom, since you're the nerdy and responsible one. And just like Blossom, you're a natural-born leader. Take charge and stay at the helm of a strong faction and you're okay. Falter due to your shyness, and fail to see your precious City of Townsville ever again. - Dennis Lourvey
G040: Camila Cañizares
G040: Camila Cañizares Santamaría
Designated Weapon: Teddy bear with too many eyes
Conclusion: That's... disturbing. In spite of her new friend, G040 seems to be very self-sufficient. She can at least survive off natural resources if nothing else, allowing her to live the rest of her short life in relative peace. - Abby Soto
G041: Ivy Langley
G041: Ivy Vivienne Langley
Designated Weapon: 1 gallon jug of bleach
Conclusion: Hey Lourvey, bet you think she's hot don't you? - Josie Knight
All I'm saying is it's not THAT much of a long shot for somebody to FINALLY take us up on the whole 'join the AT' offer... right? - Dennis Lourvey
Yeah keep dreaming. - Josie Knight
- Alpha Bitch: The most notable example in the version. She's rich, attractive, popular, and can be quite the bitch. However, she's more of a Deconstruction- her personal storyline, especially memories, show how she came to be the person she was, and she comes off as more of a
Jerkass Woobie.
G042: Ariana Moretti
Ariana Moretti
Designated Weapon: Glock 19
Conclusion: I wonder what gets her in trouble first? Her self-importance or her temper? I'm taking bets guys. - Josie Knight
G043: Regina "Gina" Petrov
G043: Regina "Gina" Petrov
Designated Weapon: Rubber mask of Jarod Canon's face
Conclusion: First the Nixon mask, now this. Geez, when did we start getting so political in our simple little death game? Soon people will start getting offended, right Josie? - Dennis Lourvey
Do you think I'm some kind of snowflake? - Josie Knight
G044: Michaeilia "Mikki" Swift
G044: Michaeilia "Mikki" Swift
Designated Weapon: Thomet MP9
Conclusion: I think tha-wait Michaeilia? Ahahahahaha. Sorry, I had something else, but yeah...Michaeilia. - Josie Knight
- Animal Motifs: Reptiles, shared with her friend Forrest Quin. Her stage name is DJ TAIPAN, and she has a noted interest in herpetology.
- I Just Shot Marvin in the Face: Or, more accurately, "I just shot Bree Jones in the chest and my allies think I did it on purpose."
- Fatal Flaw: Pride. Mikki is headstrong enough try avenging her friend Abel Zelenovic, attempting to leave her established group in early in the morning to do so and getting into an argument when caught. This ends with Mikki accidentally shooting Bree Jones, with the rest of the group mistaking her for doing it purposely. By the end of the thread, all except one have died due to a resulting fight.
- My Nayme Is: Her full name is Michaeilia Swift. It's explained in her profile that she was originally supposed to have a more conventionally-spelled name, but her mother was still on painkillers while attempting to write "Michaela" on her birth certificate.
- Wild Teen Party: A significant segment of pregame focused on #Swiftball, a Project X (2012)-esque party hosted by Mikki and her friends.
G045: Mackenzie Baker
G045: Mackenzie Ariel Baker
Designated Weapon: Fencing saber (sharpened)
Conclusion: Here's an idea G045, grab the spotlight by putting that sword through someone's face. That'll get you noticed. - Josie Knight
G046: Camellia "Cammy" Walker-Grimsley
G046: Camellia "Cammy" Walker-Grimsley
Designated Weapon: Nail-studded baseball bat
Conclusion: Ah, the name that broke our spreadsheet. Fortunately, we'll stick to designation here. I have to say, G046, things were looking good until your pacifism reared its ugly head. Need we remind you, pacifists do not have a good track record in our little game. So buck up, get some of that teen spirit and knock one out of the park for us, okay? - Tracen Danya
G047: Aliya Kimia Nemati
G047: Aliya Kimia Nemati
Designated Weapon: Blowgun w/ 10 poison darts
Conclusion: It's all about the game, G047, and how you play it. All about respect and if you can take it. There's nobody holding you back - you can't be driven by feelings, only by anger. On the other hand, it'd be a shameful thing if you lost your head, a careless student who wound up dead... - Dennis Lourvey
G048: Caroline Ford
G048: Caroline Sariah Ford
Designated Weapon: Textbook of safe and edible plants
Conclusion: I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY COUNSEL ME, THEY UNDERST- ow, Josie, what the hell? Ugh... fine, I'll stop. Okay G048, your strengths and weaknesses are clearly defined. You've got a bad draw violence-wise, but maybe you can put it to some good use to keep energy up until you can get your hands on something to quiet down the cries for violence, huh? - Dennis Lourvey
G049: Amber Yates
G049: Amber Yates
Designated Weapon: Cat-o-nine-tails
Conclusion: This is reality, sweetheart. You have no choice but to live in it - or die, as it strikes your fancy. - Shamino Warhen
G050: Saffron Fields
G050: Saffron Fields
'''Designated Weapon:]] Pool cue
'Conclusion:]] A girl with one hand and a particularly shiny stick... should I notify your next-of-kin for you, G050, or would you like to give your own eulogy to one of our waiting cameras? - Jim Greynolds''
G051: Layla DeBerg
G051: Layla DeBerg
Designated Weapon: Swordbreaker
Conclusion: G051's weapon isn't the best, but it also isn't bad, either. I think she has a chance, so long as she solidifies her resolve and puts her smarts to proper use. - Boris Petrikov
