Alice Miranda MartinasA girl who is cute, smart, funny, attractive and nice.
Xlavier Drake MannesqueleonA "smart, sometimes shy but always cool" boy. Doesn't have much of a real personality, though.
Richard Rick BattlekoopaMiranda's cousin. Same with Xlavier, he doesn't have much of a personality besides a desire to protect his cousin. But then again, everyone wants to protect Miranda in this story.
Bowser/"Bower"The king of the koopas. He kidnapped Drake for some reason, and also Mario.
Miranda's ParentsTotally, 100 percent evil people who help Bower and make Miranda do the "dissehs".
Prey-Predator Lord Baron Webley EckenstecowA detestable, evil man who beat up Rick since he was related to Miranda, and Miranda is so perfect.
Mark AlamazookA peverted bully in the real world.
Mariothemoive/Hearthphilia/PearfaicA "creepy" otaku who likes the animes and peverts to the animes' girls. One of the users at Fantendo, who requested to be included in the story.
SlenderAn incredibly spooky tall man in a suit with no face. He comes from the video game Slender, and definitely not from any previously existing works.
TOMORROQThe dark ruler of the underworld.
PSY Gangnam Style
Alternate Universe Mirandas
Otaku!MirandaThis miranda uses words such as "baka" and "senpai-san" all the time. Being a Miranda, though, she uses them somewhat-incorrectly.