Alice Miranda Martinas
A girl who is cute, smart, funny, attractive and nice.]]
- Disproportionate Retribution: At basically anything?
- Kid Hero: 14. 15, as of the Season 1 finale.
- Mood-Swinger: Goes from "yeah your cool" to "YOU PEVERT" in an instant.
- New Powers as the Plot Demands
- Self-Insert: Miranda actually acts as if this is her life. The lines between "actual fanfiction" and "heavily exaggerated idealistic autobiography" are blurred.
Xlavier Drake Mannesqueleon
A "smart, sometimes shy but always cool" boy. Doesn't have much of a real personality, though.- Distressed Dude: The first story arc is about saving him from Bowser.
- Satellite Love Interest: Basically barely does anything but hang around Miranda.
- The Smart Guy: Miranda says he's smart. We've never really seen him display this, though.
Richard Rick Battlekoopa
Miranda's cousin. Same with Xlavier, he doesn't have much of a personality besides a desire to protect his cousin. But then again, everyone wants to protect Miranda in this story.
- Department of Redundancy Department: "Richard Rick". Most people just call him Rick, similarly to how Miranda's first name is Alice but people call her Miranda.
Bowser/"Bower"
The king of the koopas. He kidnapped Drake for some reason, and also Mario.
Miranda's Parents
Totally, 100 percent evil people who help Bower and make Miranda do the "dissehs".
Prey-Predator Lord Baron Webley Eckenstecow
A detestable, evil man who beat up Rick since he was related to Miranda, and Miranda is so perfect.
Mark Alamazook
A peverted bully in the real world.
Mariothemoive/Hearthphilia/Pearfaic
A "creepy" otaku who likes the animes and peverts to the animes' girls. One of the users at Fantendo, who requested to be included in the story.
- Hypocritical Humor: Miranda, as the author, makes fun of Mariothemoive for falling in love with fictional characters, despite the fact that it's quite obvious Drake doesn't exist either.
Slender
An incredibly spooky tall man in a suit with no face. He comes from the video game Slender, and definitely not from any previously existing works.
TOMORROQ
The dark ruler of the underworld.
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Ascended Fanon: "Tomorroq" was a mispelling of "tomorrow". In the comments section, people joked about it being the name of an Eldritch Abomination. He is. - Eldritch Abomination: "Eldbitch Abomination", miranda says.
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Fridge Brilliance: TOMORROQ is the dark ruler of the underworld. Alamazook got his powers from people giving it to him in Hell. Assuming the underworld and Hell are the same place, OF COURSE TOMORROQ would give powers to Alamazook, as Miranda just defeated him.
