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Rex
- All the Other Reindeer: Rex has been ostracized by everyone ever since his childhood.
- Child by Rape: Rex is the product of a human male drunkenly raping a female dog.
- Groin Attack: Rex's signature move is "Dark Fang", which is when he chomps down on his opponent's genitals. He's only ever used it on men though, he is surprised to find that it doesn't work on Trish.
- Half-Human Hybrid: Rex is half human and half dog.
- I Just Want to Be Free: As revealed in chapter 28, this is is actual goal. The declaration about wanting to rape his dad in revenge was nonsense he yelled at the assassins in hopes it'll get to his dad and make him stop trying to kill him. Rex just wants to be left alone, but believes he'll never be safe until his dad is dead.
- Speaks Fluent Animal: Can talk to dogs and command them in battle.
- Super-Empowering: Can give portions of his speed, strength, and durability to dogs that he's called to help him in battle. One dog easily tanks a dynamite explosion and another catches bullets with his teeth.
Neo
The first of many assassins sent by Rex's father to exterminate him. Despite Neo's mission, Rex manages to befriend Neo after biting Neo's penis off.
- Bald of Evil: A bald assassin. Otherwise Subverted, he's closer to a Punch-Clock Villain than true evil and even sympathizes with Rex's plight.
- Brought to You by the Letter "S": Has a big "N" tattooed on his forehead.
- Children Forced to Kill: Was forced into the assassination business by his abusive father.
- Non Sequitur:
- Neo: [using a fire attack so strong it lifts himself into the sky] BURN NIGGAAAA!!!!!?!?![Neo lands]Neo: Anyways my name is Neo.
- Playing with Fire: Neo can create large amounts of fire out of his hands, with his power being enough to turn a city block into rubble.
- Groin Attack: Falls victim to a very serious one after being hit by Rex's signature move "Dark Fang". It is shown to be profusely bleeding, but Neo only seems mildly mad about it.
- Time Stands Still: Can stop time while keeping everyone else's ability to think and speak intact. Only Neo can move when he stops time.
Trish
Trish or "Cat Bitch" was made under circumstances similar to Rex, with her lonely human mother having intercourse with a group of cats 1000 times. Trish's mother unlike Rex's mother lived long enough for Trish to miss her when she died, and Trish now works for Rex's dad because of the promise he made to resurrect Trish's mother.
- Embarrassing Nickname: "Cat Bitch" is a nickname that she despises, because it's one of several insults that bullies would call her at school. Neo and her employer call her Cat Bitch despite her insistence that her name is Trish.
- Half-Human Hybrid: Trish is half human and half cat.
- Cat Girl: Only cat features on her are her tail, nose, and cat ears.
Rex's Dad
An enigmatic figure who has enough power to send several powerful assassins to eliminate Rex, not much is known about him. All that is known is that he wants Rex dead, and that his name starts with "Da".
- Abusive Parents: He was physically abusive towards Rex ever since he was a kid. By now? He flat out send assassins to kill his son.
- Archnemesis Dad: Rex wants to rape him. He sends assassins to kill Rex.
- Bestiality Is Depraved: He raped a female dog. Whether this is the result of his drunkenness or actual preference remains to be seen however.
- He Who Must Not Be Seen: He is shown once when he is talked about and his face is covered in shadow during this. Rex and his father's subordinates also know his name, but Rex screams at them to "Not say his name!" before the audience learns anything save for the first two letters of his name.
- Knight of Cerebus: An alcoholic, abusive rapist with no positive quality whatsoever. Notable in that the story always take a dark turn whenever he's mentioned.
- The Alcoholic: He's a heavy drinker, and his drunken antics pretty much kicked off the story.
