History Characters / CuantaVida

* TheHero: He's the protagonist. He hates killing and works to try and escape the never-ending war.

* ReluctantWarrior: His previous job was in photographic reconnaissance, and he tries not to kill.

* AmbiguousGender: What did you expect from [[TeamFortress2 a Pyro]]?
* TheBigGuy: He has quite a hnoticeable presence--although the flamethrower doesn't help.

* {{Twink}}: Could be seen as one, although you'd [[SarcasmMode never]] guess it from his [[ArmouredClosetGay diction.]]

* AnythingThatMoves: WordOfGod is that he's pansexual.

* TheSociopath: Would a person who carefully dismembers the BLU team and strives to keep a never-ending war going be described as anything but?

* {{Bishonen}}: He has moderately long hair and general "pretty boy" features.

[[folder:[[The Evil Spy (spoiler character)]]

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[[folder:[[spoiler:Miguel (Rojo), Spy]]]]

* TheChick: He literally owns one. That said, he tends to act as the heart of the group, quite the opposite of his BLU counterpart.
* TheFool: He can be a bit naive at times, but his good nature does not manage to do him in.

* TheChick: Unlike James, he is hurt by his naivety. While he is not an evil character, he is easily led astray due to his lack of knowledge.

* GrumpyBear: Initially.

* NiceHat: Wears a cowboy hat most of the time.

* SecurityCling: The [[UpToEleven more extreme]] variation, he leaps into [[spoiler: Bleu's]] arms. While the two of them are [[AirVentPassageway in an air vent together.]]

* {{Meganekko}}: Wears glasses, like the canon Medic.

* FanNickname: Elvis Sniper, due to his [[Music/ElvisPresley familiar]] hairstyle.

* CoolShades: As a Sniper, he has these.

* FascinatingEyebrow: Has a tendency to do this.

* {{Pyromaniac}}: ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.

!!Kinsey, Sniper

%% * CoolShades
%% * FanNickname: Elvis Sniper
%% * FascinatingEyebrow

%% * OnlySaneEmployee

!!Khalil, Pyro

%% * AmbiguousGender: Like Blue Pyro, WordOfGod says this is true.
%% * ExpressiveMask: Shares the trait with Blue Pyro.
* PsychopathicManchild: He is more psycopathic than Blue Pyro. He delights in the burn wounds Bleu has and, realizing Bleu is as flammable as anyone, he quickly runs to get lighter fluid for a barbeque. The title of that page outrights says he's insane.

!!First Red Sniper

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* OutGambitted: [[spoiler:He didn't know it, but his plan to disable the BLUs was doomed to fail. He assumed that the Blu team would be humane enough to treat their disabled and keep them alive. BLU medic was killing Rojo's victims who couldn't be healed or didn't want to be healed.]]

[[folder:[[spoiler:Miguel, Rojo, Spy]]]]

!!Gabriele (Gabry) "Red" De Luca, Spy

%% * AnythingThatMoves: WordOfGod is that he's pansexual.
%% * {{Bishonen}}
%% * ClosetKey: For Sniper

%% * ManipulativeBastard

!!James, Scout

%% * CheerfulChild: Despite being as old as anyone else.
%% * TheChick
%% * TheFool
%% * HomoeroticSubtext: With Bleu
%% * {{Keet}}

%% * TagAlongKid: Comes across as this

!!Anton Moeller, Medic

%% * TheChick
%% * CowerPower
%% * HomoeroticSubtext: With Bleu, RED Sniper, and BLU Heavy
%% * {{Meganekko}}

!!Robert (Engie), Engineer

%% * TheEngineer
%% * GadgeteerGenius
%% * OddFriendship: Gets along pretty well with Gabry.

%% * TeamDad: Towards the RED team.

!![[spoiler:Miguel, Rojo, Spy]]

%% * AxeCrazy
%% * BigBad
%% * BallsOfSteel
%% * HomoeroticSubtext: With Bleu

* OutGambitted: [[spoiler:He didn't know it, but his plan to disable the Blus was doomed to fail. He assumed that the Blu team would be humane enough to treat their disabled and keep them alive. Blu medic was killing Rojo's victims who couldn't be healed or didn't want to be healed.]]
%% * PsychopathicManChild
%% * ReplacementGoldfish: In a sense, he's this for [[spoiler: Red]]
%% * TheSociopath
%% * VillainousBreakdown: After being set on fire by the BLU Pyro
%% * WalkingSpoiler

%% * WrongGenreSavvy

%% * ClosetKey: For [[spoiler: BLU Scout.]]

%% * DistressedDude: Has this down to a science.
%% * FunetikAksent
%% * TheHero

%% * HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: The other half of anything he says.
%% * TheLancer
%% * LuminescentBlush: [[https://web.archive.org/web/20200218054034/http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/2010/09/12/113-dont-panic/ Here]].

%% * SleepCute: With Bleu, [[https://web.archive.org/web/20190925213137/http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/2011/05/07/140-the-red-menace/ on this page.]]
%% * {{Tsundere}}: He acts like a type one to [[spoiler: Jordi.]]
%% * {{Twink}}: Could be seen as one, although you'd [[SarcasmMode never]] guess it from his [[ArmouredClosetGay diction.]]

%% * ColdSniper: Comes across as this, initially.
%% * CoolShades: As fitting his canon counterpart, he wears his signature aviator sunglasses.

%% * TheLancer: To both Spies.

%% * NiceHat

%% * TheQuietOne: Not a very verbose character. He tends to keep it short and sweet.
%% * TheStoic: Usually seen with a grumpy or neutral expression; in fact, he usually keeps his feelings masked.
%% * StraightGay: By WordOfGod.

%% * WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: He suffers from agoraphobia. He doesn't like being out in the open. Justified as he's a sniper.

%% * AmbiguousGender: What did you expect from [[TeamFortress2 a Pyro]]?
%% * TheBigGuy: He has quite a hnoticeable presence—although the flamethrower doesn't help.
%% * ExpressiveMask: How else would we see his facial expressions?
%% * NoSenseOfPersonalSpace: Tends to get in people's faces, much to Bleu's chagrin.
%% * PintsizedPowerhouse: Rather diminutive in comparison to the others, but he's still terrifying. After all, he is a Pyro.

%% * {{Pyromaniac}}

%% * TheEngineer: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It's in his title.]]
%% * GadgeteerGenius: A whiz with tech, he is even able to build and tinker with most anything.
%% * GrumpyBear: Initially.

%% * TheSmartGuy: ''Someone'' has to be this.

%% * AxeCrazy: More subtly than other examples.

%% * MercyKill: [[spoiler: He killed Sniper after his eyes were gouged out, but how much this was for Sniper's sake is unclear.]]
%% * PlayingWithSyringes: Medic learns the hard way why this is a bad idea.
%% * ScaryShinyGlasses: Gets these at times.
%% * TheSociopath: He is completely willing to kill his teammates when they are no longer useful, and all of the BLU team except for Heavy fear him.

!!Demoman

* OutOfFocus: He doesn't show up that much or how a lot of lines, but he's there. The author liked drawing the character, but had problems writing his lines as stated [[http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/2009/08/16/64-hes-fine/ here]].

!!Jordi "Bleu/Urdin/Azul" Bertrand, Spy

%% * ClosetKey: For [[spoiler: BLU Scout]]

* CrazyPrepared: [[http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=129 "You always carry a wire hangar with you?" "Only when I want to steal a car.]]

* ObliviousToLove: [[http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=62 Take you...where?]]

!!Jeremy "Scooty Puff Junior" Lawson, Scout

%% * LuminescentBlush: [[http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=253 Here]].
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: [[http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=42 YEEEEEEEEK!]]

%% * SleepCute: With Bleu, [[http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=587 on this page.]]

%% * {{Twink}}

!!Liam Williamson, Sniper

%% * CoolShades

* EyeScream: [[spoiler: Jojo takes them out to disable him. If the Blu team can't do their duties and can't be replaced, he believed the war would end.]]

%% * TheQuietOne
%% * TheStoic
%% * StraightGay

!!Pyro

%% * AmbiguousGender
%% * TheBigGuy
%% * ExpressiveMask
%% * NoSenseOfPersonalSpace
%% * PintsizedPowerhouse

!!Engineer (Engie)

%% * TheEngineer:
%% * GadgeteerGenius

%% * TheSmartGuy

!!Medic

%% * MercyKill: [[spoiler: Sniper]]
%% * PlayingWithSyringes
%% * ScaryShinyGlasses
%% * TheSociopath