Characters / Cuanta Vida


Jordi "Bleu/Urdin/Azul" Bertrand, Spy

"I never claimed to be a good spy."

Jeremy "Scooty Puff Junior" Lawson, Scout
"This is all fucked the fuck up!"

Liam Williamson, Sniper


Engineer (Engie)
"He cut anything off?"

"Need help vit ze bleedink?"


  • The Alcoholic: Downplayed. He isn't seen drunk that often.
  • Out of Focus: He doesn't show up that much or how a lot of lines, but he's there. The author liked drawing the character, but had problems writing his lines as stated here.


Gabriele (Gabry) "Red" De Luca, Spy
"You're cuter than I expected."

James, Scout
"Peep! Go find Engie!"

Anton Moeller, Medic
"T-tut mir leid."

Robert (Engie), Engineer

Miguel, Rojo, Spy
"I'm zhe hero in zhis s'ory."

  • Axe-Crazy
  • Big Bad
  • Balls of Steel
  • Homoerotic Subtext: With Bleu
  • Green Eyes
  • Morphic Resonance: Though it hasn't been commented on within the comic itself, his disguises are usually given away to the readers by his almost luminescent Green Eyes.
  • Out-Gambitted: He didn't know it, but his plan to disable the Blus was doomed to fail. He assumed that the Blu team would be humane enough to treat their disabled and keep them alive. Blu medic was killing Rojo's victims who couldn't be healed or didn't want to be healed.
  • Psychopathic Man Child
  • Replacement Goldfish: In a sense, he's this for Red
  • The Sociopath
  • Villainous Breakdown: After being set on fire by the BLU Pyro
  • Walking Spoiler
  • Well-Intentioned Extremist: He at least thinks he's this - he seems to be under the delusion that if he can disable the members of the BLU team (as the team members are only replaced when one of them dies), then they'd have to surrender and RED can win the war, ending the conflict. Because of this mindset, he's done some pretty awful things to the BLU team, whilst thinking that he's "the hero of this story" and that anyone going against him is a traitor.
  • What the Hell Is That Accent?: He's from Basque Country. Basque is not a part of any known language family tree, making his accent very unique. He also speaks Spanish and, given the region, may also speak some French.
  • Wrong Genre Savvy

Kinsey, Sniper
"That's debatable."

Khalil, Pyro

First Red Sniper

  • Batman Gambit: He assumed Gabry would jump in front of the bullet meant for Liam. He was right.
  • Cold Sniper: The closest matching one in the series. Demonstrated especially after he kills Gabry for intending to leave the war.
  • Deadpan Snarker: "You're s'posed to wait til I'm not lookin' to do that." Referring to Bleu decloaking right in front of him after he killed Gabry.
  • Punch-Clock Villain: The Red Sniper gets a chance for a perfect head shot on Bleu... and immediately relents when the end-of-day alarm goes off.