- Cloud Cuckoolander
- Genius Ditz: Despite being an idiot, he is very capable at driving and figured out how to break reality.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He genuinely cares for his companions.
Giygas and Minions
- Big Bad: Duh.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Hostile Show Takeover: Constantly breaks through the fourth wall to pester Hyper.
Melee CrewThe Melee characters minus Young Link joined up with Giygas. They are lead by Mewtwo.
- Ax-Crazy: Minus Mewtwo, but he still lusts for blood. Especially Dr. Mario.
- Kill It with Fire: Roy loves this.
- Mad Doctor: Dr. Mario
- Only Sane Man: Mewtwo
- Pyro Maniac: Roy
- Butt-Monkey: Of course.
- Tyrant Takes the Helm: Takes over Bowser's kingdom in his absence. He is quickly overthrown.
- Father to His Men: Loves his Pikmin.
HyperThe author of this story. Most of the time he communicates through the author notes.
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- Breaking the Fourth Wall: Ironically, he keeps breaking his own fourth wall even though he hates it when it breaks.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: The guy rambled on about soda one time.