Staff
Coffee
Voiced by: Redd
The host of this Object Show. She has an extremely low tolerance for stupidity and finds the contestants to be nuisances.- Game Show Host: Hosts the show, even if she doesn’t enjoy it.
- Enraged by Idiocy: The constant stupidity of her contestants and cohost causes her to blow up at them frequently.
Deety
Voiced by: Gery
The cohost of the show.- Adaptational Species Change: He was an Adobe Animate symbol for the first two versions of the show.
- Literal-Minded: When Coffee says that she’s tired of babysitting the contestants, his response is that sitting on babies is low.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: His full name is "Drawing Tablet", but he’s almost exclusively referred to as Deety.
Hot Chocolate
Voiced by: Beck (Episode 2), JessJaffa (Episode 3 onwards)
Coffee’s niece who bribed Retro Boy to let her onto the set.- Genki Girl: She’s very excitable, very happy to help Coffee and is generally chipper in nature. Although this turned out to be for a hidden agenda of usurping Coffee's role as the host.
- Hostile Show Takeover: In "Speedy Graffiti", she made her aunt oversleep by smashing her alarm and supplied Deety enough money to feed his gambling addiction for a while so she could take over hosting duties for the day.
- Second Episode Introduction: Hot Chocolate is introduced in the second episode when the rest of the cast appeared in the first since she wasn't supposed to be in the show at all until she bribed her way onto the set.
Retro Boy
Voiced by:
The show's producer and Coffee and Deety's boss.- Eyepatch of Power: For reasons unknown, he needs to wear an eyepatch over one of his eyes and is the executive producer of Action Arena who used his authority to let his niece Coin joined the show without needing to audition.
Mana
Voiced by: ShiniNotHyper
A mana bottle and the off-site assistant for Action Arena.- Out of Focus: His role as the assistant means he's delegated to behind-the-scenes and post-production work, thereby not being able to be on camera for more than a cameo.
Contestants
Amber
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: PinkiePostIt (Episode 1-2), MusicalMeloetta (Episode 3)
A chunk of amber. She has a past with Bowtie.Bowtie
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: PK Rocker
A green bowtie who’s been on TV before. He has a past with Amber.- Author Avatar: He is the objectsona of PK Rocker, the creator of the show.
- Early Installment Character-Design Difference: Originally had the same asset as PK from Burger Brawl before it was changed to a less curvy design to differentiate the two more.
Coin
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: Logi (Episode 2), Robyn (Episode 3)
A purple coin who loves video games. She joins the game in episode 2.- Living Currency: A sentient coin.
- Non-Human Non-Binary: A non-binary coin.
- Nepotism: Unlike the rest of the contestants, she debuted onto Action Arena without undergoing the meticulous and time-consuming selection process of auditioning and interviewing upon the request of the producer since she's their niece. Needless to say, the cast is very apprehensive about their sudden appearance.
- Second Episode Introduction: Debuts in episode 2 of the show, much to the ire of the other contestants.
Durian
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: QuicksandQuix
A durian-flavored juice box.- Non-Indicative Name: Rather than being a durian fruit, she’s a juice box with durian-flavored drink.
- Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: The peppy Energetic Girl to Spade’s serious Savvy Guy.
Exit Sign
Placement: 17th (Last)
Voiced by: MintyWinters
An exit sign and The Leader of the detectives.- The Leader: Leads the detectives until his early departure in the show.
Extra Big Ass Fries
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: NottyNoun
A packet of extra big ass fries.- Fat Bastard: He’s overweight and a self-absorbed asshole that almost nobody likes. As such, he is a huge target at eliminations (No Pun Intended).
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Has identical mannerisms and speech to Donald Trump, between claiming that he’s the future president to stating that he’s mastered cheating.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: Although his full name is "Extra Big Ass Fries", he's only ever called by the shortened acronym "EBAF".
- Small Name, Big Ego: He thinks that he’s charismatic and attractive. However, most find him extremely annoying and repulsive.
Haybale
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: PK Rocker
A haybale who's a wanted criminal.- Ambiguous Criminal History: Is a known wanted criminal alongside Poison but it’s not explained what she's wanted for.
- [invoked]Cargo Ship: Haybale proudly admits to dating a non-sentient cactus before, proclaiming it to be the best partner she ever had.
- Childish Tooth Gap: To further accentuate how she's a ditzy southern hick.
Leeku
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: SILVER LAZULI
A leek stalk who claims to be a famous pop star.- Punny Name: Her name is a pun on Hatsune Miku.
Mochi
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: Cosmi
Sushi’s sister who's a huge geek.- Adaptational Species Change: Was originally a mushroom named 1-Up in the first pilot.
Poison
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: Redd
A bottle of poison who's very chaotic.- Adaptational Species Change: He was originally a mushroom in the first pilot, although still named Poison.
- Ambiguous Criminal History: He’s been targeted by the detectives in the past but precisely what it was for is unclear.
- Poisonous Person: As expected for a poison bottle.
Poptart
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: Logi (Episodes 1-2) , Adventures (Episode 3)
A pop tart.- Author Avatar: Is the objectsona of Logi, a crew member on the show.
- Early Installment Character-Design Difference: He originally had the same asset as Logi from Burger Brawl as the two were Author Avatars before it was changed to differentiate them more. Poptart now has rainbow-colored sprinkles and wears googles.
- Extreme Omnivore: Enjoys eating crayons and napkins.
Radish
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: Andy Duthie (Episode 1, 3-Onwards), ColeTheGeek (Episode 2)
A radish who practically finds the other contestants as unbearable as Coffee does.- Unexplained Accent: His accent changes between episodes due to a temporary voice actor change. As such, he loses his Scottish accent in episode 2 but unexpectedly returns in episode 3.
Script
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: PuhJayers
The newest member of the detectives.- Author Avatar: Is the objectsona of PuhJayers, a crew member of the show.
- Naïve Newcomer: He is the latest recruit of the detectives after Exit Sign and Tofu accidentally misplaced their last member and the first he's ever been on an Object Show.
Spade
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: Jacob Fairclough (Episode 1), Daft Pika (Episode 2-onwards)
A spade.- The Cynic: He rarely smiles, doesn't think highly of the other contestants, especially the dumb, wacky ones, and finds the show infuriating for how nonsensical it gets.
- Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: The serious Savvy Guy to Durian’s peppy Energetic Girl.
- Unexplained Accent: In this case losing his British accent entirely between episodes due to switching voice actors.
Sushi
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: SuperScratchKat (Episode 1-2), LilyBreez (Episode 3)
- Adaptational Species Change: Originally a mushroom named Mini.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: She tries to put on a facade of an innocent child while being secretly conniving, but unlike Lantern or Taco, Sushi doesn't have the right energy or acting skills to pull it off. Needless to say, nobody is buying it but they ignore her anyway so it works out in the end.
Tofu
Placement: TBA
Voiced by: Jess Jaffa
A member of the detectives.- Smart People Wear Glasses: She wears a pair and is the smartest member of the three detectives.
