: Ben in Aberfeldy: "Thought I'd send you my thoughts on Terminator Salivating
. First: 'I am Christian Bale
, hear me roar.' Second: The film is a terrible mess, and there was nothing in it I haven't seen before. There was some suspicious CG
in places, and aren't we all glad Arnold Schwarzenegger
keeps a handy batch of mist floating gently over a certain part of his otherwise exposed nakedness. The last Terminator
film was by no means a masterpiece but was enjoyable and disposable. This incarnation, however, just felt as if it had fallen off the Jerry Bruckheimer
robot film production line and then staggered shakily into a corner where it died a slow and painful death. This is a film which, ironically, has no heart."