Simon: You have lost your broadcasting rights. You are no longer a broadcasting legend.
He later includes the film in his roundup of his five worst films of 2010, and gives us this:
"Basically, it's this really annoying guy pretending to be an even more annoying kid screaming for about 90 minutes, and when I say screaming, I don't mean screaming like casual screaming, I mean SCREAMINGLIKETHIS! SCREAMINGLIKETHIS![continues emit ear-shredding screams and flails arms about]"
"What is the value of grief when it is just ief with a gr at the end"....And it just goes on and on and on....!
The Cameron Diaz comedy "The Other Woman" gets a thorough going over by an unimpressed Mark ("Hey! Go crazy, empowerment! Woo!")
"I can't even remember what the name of the film is now..."
At the end of Mark's 10 Worst Films of 2012 retrospective, to introduce the top (or bottom) film on the list, he removes his glasses and produces two hardcover volumes of the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary, which he proceeds to bash against his head. After taking a moment to recover, he says, "Yes, that was actually more fun than watching Keith Lemon: The Movie."
Any time he does his Danny Dyer impression, such as when he reviewedRun For Your Wife.
His description of Pimp, a Danny Dyer film, which happens about two and a half minutes into Mark's Five Worst Films of 2010. What makes it funny is how he says the title, in a sort of a loud, high-pitched squeak, which appears to be an impression of Danny Dyer's voice.
"At three, it was three halfway through the year, it's still three at the end of the year, Pimp!, Danny Dyer's worst movie to date. What can we say about Pimp!? Well, there is an upside to it, apparently the film took around £205 in British cinema, so Pimp! was a total flop, which is great, because it make you think that, well you can say what you like about audiences being stupid but they stayed away from Pimp! in their droves, and I think as long as audiences stayed away from Pimp! there is hope for all of us. So at number three, bottom five films of the year, Pimp!"
"Listen, I've spent my whole life defending movies that people tell me are evil, and they're not. I get told horror movies are bad for you and action movies are bad for you and erotic thrillers are bad for you - no. Little Man is bad for the world."