So I was thinking back on some of the stuff from Chapter 4, especially the stuff about whether or not there's alternate universe clones of the main six, and I've come to the conclusion that they have to exist. It's just not possible to do this kind of story without them. Pattycake might be AJ's clone, but I don't think so, simply because Flathoof's family isn't set up the same way AJ's is. I'm also willing to bet that the AU clones are going to be evil and Pattycake just doesn't sound like an evil name.
Anyways, now for Chapter 5: Intermission
Wait a second. I don't think the door to Tick Tock's Tardis was never closed. If Shadowstep does the smart thing and calls in ponies to make sure she doesn't get back to her apartment... Oh Shit.
Now back to Chapter 5
Silverhoof is enjoying exotic foods that are beyond hunger-satiating and different. Fifty bucks says it's meat.
Magmaberries sound nice.
Ah, Shadowstep has shown up. Let the flensing begin.
Starting off with the good news I see, Shadowstep.
And now Silvertongue has gotten to the stuff that Shadowstep learned from Tick Tock. This isn't going to be pretty.
Nihila has shown up.
Also not seeing Nihila being Chaotic Evil yet. She's quite concerned with the balance of harmony and chaos, and wants to keep it balanced at all costs. That makes me think Neutral Evil. Her methods may be Chaotic, but so far, her goals and motivations are Neutral. That's similar to the Method my DM uses to play a True Neutral Necromancer. Vile magics and methods balanced by pure intentions and goals.
If she ever starts trying to shift the balance in favor of Chaos though...
Okay, there's her Chaotic side. Willing to deal with extra order in order to screw over another world and throw off the balance in this world in her favor? Yup. Chaotic Evil. And so far, not stupid.
Wait a second. I am pausing on this line
The balance in the mane six's world is thrown off in her favor. This is good. The balance in her own world is thrown off against her. This is bad. She can corrupt ponies with her power, but the mane six are untouchable. If, however, she were to find the AU clones of the mane six and corrupt them, then the balance in her own world would be restored, leaving the old world to destroy itself in chaos. If the mane six actually made it home, then the other world wouldn't be destroyed, but the balance in this one would be thrown in Nihila's favor. Either way, she wins. So, the real question here is, is the balance between harmony and chaos self-righting, or is it precarious? If it's precarious, and it looks like it is, then some world is going to get screwed.
That's not going to happen though, not with him talking about corrupting the mane six.
Okay. Unpause.
They're not saying what the plan is.
Unspoken Plan Guarantee is in full effect here, only countered and trumped by The Good Guys Always Win.
Scene switches back to the mane six. Pinkie Pie and Flathoof are watching TV. It's the news.
Hooray! Hoof rot season is here!
Huh, I wonder if I should be paying attention to who the news-ponies are since the author took the time to describe them all. There's only five of them though, so I'm probably just seeing signs where there aren't any. I think it's just the fact that Clarity sounds like Rarity that even brought up the thought in the first place.
Exposition on how the city works in the form of newscast. Not bad.
What are the chances that that immunization mandate is a dragnet designed to get the mane six into their offices?
Rarity, stop being a bitch to Dash. She's not being argumentative, just complaining that she isn't going to get to see the sports section. You're the one who's starting shit.
What did I say? You just had to start up an argument Rarity.
So, list of ponies I need to shoot in the head in descending order:
1. Pinkie Pie. (Annoying)
2. Rainbow Dash. (Stupid)
3. Rarity. (Bitch)
4. Applejack, provisional on how stupid she gets about Flathoof. (Annoying Incestual Idiot (Okay, I don't actually think it counts as incest, but I'm never going to let that particular joke go. It's just too perfect.))
...I may have to bump RD and Rarity up to number one, but I don't know who I hate more right now. They're both so bad in such unique ways.
Gah! You too Twilight? Everything you say makes sense (though you should probably confirm with Flathoof before you go running your mouth off), but you say it in such an aggravating way!
And scene change. Yay! I was starting to try and devise a scientific method of breaking the fourth wall and entering the story just so I could volunteer my services to Silvertongue.
They're at the general clinic. I hope Twilight brought a book.
Fifteen hour wait time? What happens if some poor pony who's there alone needs to step out of line and use the restroom? This is the sort of thing where you hire someone to wait in line for you if you can afford it. That's a real job you know.
Flathoof is trying to get them special treatment so they don't have to wait in line. I don't think this is going to go over well. And Nurse Bitch shoots him down like there's no tomorrow.
Oh jeeze. All six of them together, in line, for fifteen hours...talking? -readies shotgun and fourth-wall portal gun-
You know what Dash? Just shut up. Everybody else is annoying, but you're so stupid it's actually dangerous. The only reason you haven't blown your cover yet is because Flathoof is actively ignoring anything you say that hints at your real identities or goals.
Yay! Nurse bitch is volunteering to be helpful and skip them to the head of the line! This isn't suspicious at all! And they get to be treated by the Chief of Medicine himself Dr. Blutsauger!
Wait, Nurse Bitch is Nurse Tenderheart? Why does she have the same name in this universe?
Going up to meet the Doctor.
And everypony unites in the common bond of ponies that don't understand Pinkie Pie. Good to see there's something that can bring this group together.
Applejack goes in to see the good doctor. Alone. I suggest you say no to rectal thermometers Applejack.
Jars with organs inside? He just keeps getting better and better doesn't he?
Yes Applejack. You're fat. Fatty Fatty, Pumpkin Patty.
Doc knows she's a farm pony. He's in on everything.
Ugh, more headjumping. Ganon FLCL was getting so much better about that too.
Okay. The gag with the doctor trying to take Pinkie's readings is actually quite funny. I want to know what the Japanese part says.
Hmm...blood work. Important Doctor... Actual clones instead of AU clones?
And they're going back home. Nothing sinister happened, so I'm rolling with the clone theory. That actually fits in nicely with my "balance the mane six with a corrupted mane six and screw over at least one world, possibly two" theory.
I find it a little humorous that AJ is self-conscious about her weight. It would make for a good running gag.
They've run into Lockwood and are asking if he had anything to do with their getting rushed through. Nobody's catching on though. Looks like Lockwood is agitated about something.
Ooh. Tick Tock is waiting for them. I'm kind of not looking forward to seeing how the mane six are going to introduce pointless drama into this conversation.
Lockwood trusts her after having talked to her. Hopefully that'll be enough to smooth things over. She's a mess though. A real mess.
So. Not much happened in this chapter, but it set the stage for some interesting stuff down the line. I guess it was all right. When the mane six weren't talking to each other. Seriously though, why are they even friends in this story at all? They're all cunts. I am officailly rooting for everybody except the mane six. Go Nihila! Go Tick Tock! Go die in a fire Rarity!