So when we last left off, The Dwarfelles have been Brought Down to Normal, Pooh and Friends are railroaded by the plot, and Kotaro and Ash transform to take on Maliss. As a certain red oni once said, “IKUZE IKUZE IKUZE!”
So Bowser finally arrives as Misty asks Bowser what he is going to do with Snow White. Uh, I think you mean The Prince, but okay, that would work as well. Bowser slowly introduces the villains as Tbromyard90 sets this to Eternity Blood (An image song for The Evil Genius of Kamen Rider Kiva, Bishop), which sadly, since it is an obscure song (Blame Youtube's Draconian Staff), the only video I could find on YouTube that had the song was a Final Fantasy music video
. It’s still epic though. So Hades first appears, cue gasp. I like how Misty refers to him as one of Pooh’s old enemies, as if this Pooh’s Adventures was like some sort of comic book. Hades then asks Ash if he was the one who help defeated Cruella De Vil... Wait... Time out. Excuse me while I go see Ash “beat” Cruella De Vil.
{a few minutes later}
Okay, he didn’t beat Cruella, her two henchmen did. But what he did do is hand Hades’ ass on a silver platter. No, I am serious. Ash sends Totodile to use his water gun attack, and Brock uses Onyx to send Hades to the pits of hell. The fight in that video is simply epic and made of win. You have to watch it!
Wataru: Uh, Psyga, Disneydaniel's account is removed... There's no video now.
ONORE YOUTUBE!!! Fuck it, let me explain to you how it’s a Crowning Moment Of Awesome on its own! Pooh actually plays The Hero for once instead of having the Ghostbusters or Tennessee take care of things. It feels like an actual fight as opposed to the non-fights I have seen in both Pooh’s Adventures of Double Double Toil and Trouble and Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and The Alien Invaders, and it’s made by the same guy that practically launched the Pooh’s Adventures Genre. Okay, so enough gushing about that Pooh’s Adventures, let us focus back on this Pooh’s Adventures.
Ursula appears as well, and instead of a Gasp clip, Tigger goes Oh, Crap! and Slimer goes “Yuck-o!” implying that Ursula is ugly. Then the Duke of Owls appears and Mewtwo glares at him, saying that they have a history. Let me pause here. Does every villain have some sort of past with some of the characters? I mean, we had Maleficent and Hades being arch-enemies of Pooh, The Duke having a grudge against Zilla and Slimer, and now his past with Mewtwo. A look up on the wikia does not reveal anything so I imply that Mewtwo and Duke had some sort of Mad Scientist rivalry. Then Maleficent arrives, using the same clip she used in the Alien Invaders one. Still no GASP clip.
Maleficent: Let’s not forget anoter enemy of Pooh Bear.
To me, it's juvenile to pick at spelling errors, but I just felt like pointing out. Then Jafar appears, and Ash, clearly not learning what happens when you take on a powerful foe from his experience with Mewtwo, charges into battle only to be knocked down by Jafar’s beams. Then Bowser says that there is one more enemy left. “Hit It!” Suddenly, music plays as the last enemy makes his dynamic entry. (sadly, no Bruce Lee Clone came and kicked anyone) The visuals get all trippy as Tigger goes all “This Cannot Be!!” Misty hears dice. Oh dear god, it’s gonna be epic! Who is it? Okay, we all know it’s Oogie Boogie. This was actually the first part I watched when I saw this Pooh’s Adventures, and I was going Oh, Crap! every time a villain appeared, save for Oogie Boogie, to which I reply with a Flat "What". Perfectly resembling my reaction to that cutscene from Kingdom Hearts that plays after Sora makes a friendship with Donald and Goofy. The “I’m really scared!” clip is played twice as Oogie asks if Ash was the one who help defeated the Galactic Empire. No. It was Darth Vader and he tossed an old man down a bottomless pit, and that for some reason defeated the empire because no one felt like continuing the war. But that’s not as epic as saying Ash defeated the Galactic Empire. I just realized that Oogie Boogie broke into song, but since this is a Disney Song, and since I already shown a song in the form of Eternity Blood, I will allow it. Plus I like it. Rabbit calls out Oogie Boogie for not being dead much like how Tigger called out Maleficent in the Alien Invaders, but unlike in the Alien Invaders, we do not get a reason for why Oogie was back. He just says it is thanks to Bowser. Uh... How? Is it that magic spell that he brought Mistress 9 back to life with? Unexplained Recovery, HO! So Ash as TheBee laments that they cannot take on these villains because they are too powerful. Here is a fun fact: Kamen Rider TheBee has the power to move very fast to the point in which time itself slows down. Therefore, in one swoop, Ash could knock them all down. But hey, movie would be over if that happened.
So Bowser then summons Maliss. Stay Puff states that it is a dragon. No. Wyvern, get it right. Mother Nature decides to zap Maliss. And it works. Damn! She then causes an earthquake to separate the villains from Pooh and Friends. Uh, can’t Maliss can turn into a wyvern and fly over the crack? He even transforms to fly out of here! Okay, I’ll buy that he can’t hurt anyone in... wherever Mother Nature is. So Bowser and Duke tell Snow White that they’ve done something terrible to the Prince, and that they will meet the heroes at the Realm of Doom. Kotaro says “You Monster!” and tries to attack Bowser, to no avail, as they disappear. Snow White decides to go to the Realm of Doom, much to everyone’s, including mine, dismay. I mean, you are going to risk your life for some jerk off who came over to your casket and lusted to the point of kissing you? I’m surprised you haven’t even slapped him for kissing you in a death-like sleep! She asks the Dwarfelles to come with her, and not Pooh and his friends, which is like saying you don’t want the Power Rangers to come with you to Mordor, but instead Bulk and Skull. Mother Nature, to my dismay, allows this and gives the Dwarfelles one last chance to use their powers for good. Okay, it’s slightly better than how Animus justified giving back the powers (“Oh, I wanted to see how dedicated you were to protecting the earth, despite the fact that I have seen much of your fights for me to be convinced”) so I will let it simply slide.
The group go to a cave and R2 shoots some Technicolor Dream-lights into the cave. Then the mysterious stranger (Oh, How I wish) from part four comes into the cave and wait a tic... Oh dear God! I just saw who the mysterious stranger is! IT’S ORKO! FUCKING ORKO! HE’S ALL GROWN UP! AWESOME! So Orko... pushes a rock to block the path. Way to go Orko, you dolt.
Muddy: Get that Shadow Man!
Which One? Sunburn’s failure to run causes the cave to collapse. Orko gets his foot caught in one of the rocks and the Dwarfelles corner him, concluding that he works for Lord Maliss, with Kotaro concluding that he works for Bowser. Jack comes to the group and tells them that he does not work for either. He says that he has been following the group because of Oogie’s unexplained resurrection. Then they all got wiped away by some water and they get split from Orko and Jack. And they arrive at the Realm of the Mad God Doom. Stay tuned to Part Five.
