I haven't updated in a while, even though the update has been sitting on my computer for a while now.
We’ve hit the thirty minute mark (Actually more like 32 minutes, but round sounds nicer) Cloe and Yasmin have flaked on Yasmin and Jade, sound familiar? It happened in part 2 with Cymb. We’re at the mall, with the girls carrying posters (The girls being Jade and Sasha). Sasha thinks it’s because they didn’t belive their insane story, but Jade tells her it’s no excuse. This movie has just become 400x smarter and likeable.
Jade talks about how friends should stick together even if they disagree, instantly Fridge Brilliance-ing the earlier scene where they waited for Yasmin and Cloe, they may have disagreed, but they were still their best friends and so they waited for them. Wow. Great MGA, I actually salute you here.
But I give them my faith too soon, because here come Cloe, Yasmin, Cymbeline and Lina. Wings fully showing. All of them dressed like Brianna and Cymb and Lina. But they don’t look like palette swaps because… well, colour can change things.
Sasha calls them, but they don’t answer, they don’t even stop. She persists, and they eventually do.
Yasmin: Did you just address me?
Jade: Guys, why haven’t you called us back? You weren’t even at the Ball Committee meeting.
Cloe: I guess we had something more interesting to do than lame charity work.
Sasha: Ok, what is going on?
Jade: Why are you all dressed like that?
Cloe: Wicked huh, we’re going to a costume party tonight.
Sasha: Tonight is the Magnolia Ball! I think we need to be there.
Yasmin: Too bad for you, sounds like a drag. I’d say come to our party ,but you’re not invited.
Jade: But you have to be at the ball at nine.
Cloe: Too bad, our party starts at nine. Aint it a crime?
Sasha: You don’t mean you’re gonna miss the ball?
Lina: You girls are a little slow aren’t you?
They say more mean things before they leave, but Lina has one more thing to ask. Do they know where Brianna is? But they don’t. Jade wants to know where they’re friends Yasmin and Cloe went, but all they do is laugh. Sasha thinks that new girl did something to them. Then drops her posters due to that Gnome guy, ARGHHJH!!
They get to the square, and guess who’s there wangsting? It’s Mary Sue!
Things I think Mary Sue should have done before showing up here to enter canon:
1. Tell her dad.
2. Tell him everything.
3. I mean EVERYTHING.
Problem fixed.
But nooo, she comes here so she can meet and become friends with the Bratz. They ask her what’s wrong and she tells them she’s not like them, blah blah blah BACKSTORY!
Her mom loved her and Cymb, they were the best family ever! But then they were running from something and her mom hid them, she said their bracelets would protect them. Blah blah blah she disappeared forever that day.
How sad, she then continues to break the rules (Just like Cymb) and gives Jade and Sasha the glasses to see the universe of Pixiez. Look Eitan is a pixie! The song has replaced One Of A Kind and is now stuck in my head (It’s still not Just Let Go Now, by the way)
Apparently, pixiez must be left alone to help people, Bria’s dad is the king of the Pixiez, ugh, look, I know I’ve said this before but Mary Sue is kind of annoying. If she didn’t exist, the Bratz could have as well just gone to Mr. Ds and this could have been solved way, way faster. She’s only here because she’s here. That’s it. Simply a self insert who’s just perfect.
Pixiez get their magical powers/wings when they turn 18, and you have to do good to get them, Cymb begged and begged, didn’t get them. Decided Lina was the way to go. Bria’s not telling her dad because “He would freak.” Yeahhhhh. Apparently, it’s up to her to save her sister, and her alone! Sheesh.
Her power of Mary Sue also takes away the brains of Jade and Sasha, who instantly decide to help her. Forsaking the ball even!
That night, Cymb tries to take Brianna with her, but Brianna pretends to get her sweater and get’s away. But they’re too late to follow Cloe and Yasmin! No problem, Brianna can suddenly feel where they’re going! Mary Sue feels bad for a minute, but of course she was right! She then produces a wand from… somewhere that lets Jade and Sasha see what they did with the glasses.
They get in and FINALLY! It’s Just Let Go Now! Evil Pixiez (who look exactly like each other are dancing to it. It’s a Pixie circle, dance and welcome brainwashing! And Dylan is the DJ! See it here
Oh, and did I mention Just Let Go Now is available on iTunes {Maybe)?
They find Yasmin and Cloe, Brianna tries to perform a spell, Jade freaks out a little and lets go and the spell fails. Yes, I’m tired of this movie, can you tell?
Oh, Brianna does something with Pixie Dust, and the evil pixiez are hurt. The movie is finally, oh wait. The pixie dust hurts for like three seconds, and it just gets Lina mad.
She traps the girls in the Pixie Lair thingy by destroying it around them. Against all the laws of the universe that state the girls should have been killed by the debris they find themselves still breathing! Wow! I mean it's not like it's the power of Mary Sue or anything right? Oh, and I think we're done for now!
See you guys next time for the surprisingly Anti-Climactic ending!
