Three things happened when we last left off Pooh and Friends.
The first, Oscar the Clown joins the group. The second, Mewtwo is a father. The third, Bowser, enemy of Winnie the Pooh and his friends, has arrived.
I mentioned this once before, but Pooh’s interactions come off as more of Greek Chorus meets Mystery Science Theatre 3000, with the subtle hint of interaction. It also reminds me of A Game Of Gods, where people from different works come together and help people with their problems (okay, they are really kidnapped by gods and are forced to do these stuff as “challenges”). If you feel cheated by Pooh’s Adventures, give A Game Of Gods a try.
So, Bowser, who I assume is the big bad, has arrived. Let’s set the mood, shall we? So Bowser claims that he used the forbidden arts to bring back his beautiful queen, who he just calls Mistress #9 (Tiger Woods, look out!). I kid. It’s Mistress 9 from Sailor Moon. If I recall correctly, wasn’t Mistress 9 just Hotaru’s Superpowered Evil Side? I could be wrong but if I am right, Ew... Okay, so Bowser wishes to give his son and his girlfriend, Ranamon (I guess squicky relationships are genetic) Super Modes (or One Winged Angels) But Pooh always interferes. Bowser even refers to them as toys. Yes. Bowser is the only person to note that Pooh is not human! Wait, how are the witches handling Bowser, given how he is a giant dinosaur-turtle thing? Anyways, Bowser wants the witches help because they are here in the very house. OH SNAP! DAMN! This is getting epic!
He then asks Agatha to talk as well. What does she have to say of the matter? “Colleagues, Gatherers, Witches, Warlocks! Count?” Wait... No... you are kidding me... No. this movie is not. They are reusing the clip from when Bowser is speaking; this time with no edits what so ever! This is the kind of thing that DM Of The Rings makes fun of! THIS! IS! RAILROADING! DOWNRIGHT RAILROADING! THIS USER ISN’T EVEN TRYING! REALLY? YOU HAD A VERY EPIC FOLLOWING WITH BOWSER AND YOU SCREWED IT UP BY REMINDING US THAT HE IS REALLY DOING NOTHING AT ALL! WHAT THE FUCK? I HATE THIS VIDEO! ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!
My rage though is quieted by the newcomer. Brother Grimsbie he calls himself. He claims that he has the power to double the power of the moonstone. But as some of you who already watched the movie know, it’s just Mr. N and Oscar in disguise. But hey, his coolness calmed me down so that’s a good thing, right? He talks to the cauldron and makes it explode! DAMN! That is sick right there! That is Brute Force levels of awesome! And apparently, Ranamon has a southern accent... Yes... A Digimon has a southern accent... Let that sink in. So as they do the incantation (Witch Doctor style) they blow their cover. And they reuse the “RUN!” clip. Arg... Bowser gets in Pooh’s way. And now the confrontation begins! The Ghostbusters aim their blasters at Bowser, he responds by summoning Samhaeim. Everyone’s going Oh, Crap!! This is epic! The Magician fires some blasts at Staypuff, cutting him up! Zilla joins the fight and Samhaeim is all like, “BRING IT ON!” And... we don’t see the fight. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
{A few hours of calming down later...}
Ah... Okay... Where were we? Ah, yes. The gang decides to split as witches are chasing them... Wait, I had an idea. Why couldn’t Mewtwo just pwn the witches like he did to the Tauroses in the first movie? Really? They are just gonna split? They have a God-tier pokemon with them, and they don’t use him? CURSE HIM! CURSE THE YOUTUBE USER AND HIS ARMY OF INFIDELS! THEY GO AGAINST THE WILL OF YOUTUBE AND MUST BE MADE TO PAY! THEY CALL IT A CROSSOVER! A CROSSOVER OF WHAT? IGNORANCE?! STUPIDITY?! MADNESS?! THIS! IS! BULLSHIT! RAHHHHHHH!
Will Psyga315 be able to calm his nerves to continue his Liveblog? Find out next time!
