Chapter 9 Menwhiel with pale duud The story of how Pale Duud got better, In 3-D and with Blood, Sex, and Gore. Author, I didn't know you cared!
Pale duud relized he wuz in ancint histry, Actually a park loosely based on Ancient History and was ataked by Alexnandir the Grate and Marie Antonet. See what I mean?
He defeted them' He took their holiday
with abra cadaver and mooved on. He felt depresed sinz he culd naught see Lidana, If "Pale Duud" is still meant to be Mr. Cullen, then this is Character Derailment. But who cares? and he slit his ristz alone crying tearz ov bluud.
He sexed with clepetra. So soon after your Wangst fit? That's Unhealthy...
She gabe him a portal, Pillaged from the lair of the Ancient Astronauts but this lunched him rite into a fite. She inteded to kill him all along!
He gasped sexily, "OHNO, this is Sekigahra!" He ran through, doging cannon balls and he ripped out Mori's throat. Even though Mori's supposed to be the loser in the battle, I'm pretty sure that you killed him too early.
"OH NO," sed the soldiers. They got shot by an Apathy Ray, that's why there were no exclamation points!
And then eduard wuz in...Mi Imortal! Huh? But isn't Linda's story set in that canon? Wait, I can rationalize this. He arrived at the past of My Immortal, back when Ebony was Queen and and her Pod People Replacements served her and her alone.
But he wuz rescued by time paradox, who wuz also Dumbeldor's Alazheimers, Who was Good All Along! but to go back 2 the present, pale duud needead to trun ebil. Or Not.
"!" He shouted definatly amd sexily. Only to cave in once he failed his will save.
"I NO GIVE YOU ANY CHOICE!" Said Dumbelder's Alzheimers. Prepare for Mind Rape!
And then Pale Duud was a Demon. Or that.
((OOC:Finished!))
