Alternative Titles: All You Fail X And Somewhere An X Is Crying Pages

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Alternative Titles
Alternative Titles: All You Fail X And Somewhere An X Is Crying Pages
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+20 (yeas:42 nays:22)
"X Does Not Work That Way" (Science Does Not Work That Way, History Does Not Work That Way, etc.)
+5 (yeas:24 nays:19)
"You Fail X Forever" (Old title. You Fail Economics Forever, You Fail History Forever, and so forth.)
+3 (yeas:11 nays:8)
X Research Failure (Physics Research Failure, Biology Research Failure)
-1 (yeas:21 nays:22)
"X Goof" (Chemistry Goof, Physics Goof, etc.)
-2 (yeas:8 nays:10)
"X Blunder" (Math Blunder, Geography Blunder)
-2 (yeas:11 nays:13)
"Bogus X" (Bogus Science, Bogus Chemistry)
-5 (yeas:18 nays:23)
"X Flub" (Chemistry Flub, Physics Flub, etc.)
-5 (yeas:3 nays:8)
"Fractured X" (Fractured Science, Fractured Logic)
-6 (yeas:13 nays:19)
"Hollywood X" (Hollywood Chemistry, Hollywood Physics, and so on.)
-6 (yeas:4 nays:10)
"X Strangeness" (Physics Strangeness, History Strangeness, etc.)
-7 (yeas:6 nays:13)
Not Quite X (Not Quite Science, Not Quite Physics)
-11 (yeas:7 nays:18)
"(Somewhere) A X Weeps" (A Scientist Weeps, A Doctor Weeps, etc.)
-12 (yeas:1 nays:13)
Simulated X (Simulated Science, Simulated History, etc.)
-12 (yeas:2 nays:14)
"In Media X" (In Media Physics, In Media Psychology)
-16 (yeas:6 nays:22)
"Acceptable Breaks From X" (Acceptable Breaks From Economics, Acceptable Breaks From Physics, etc.)
Total number: 15. Number shown: 15.

Total number of votes: 411

All The Myriad WaysAll You Fail X And Somewhere An X Is Crying Pages Almost Dead Guy
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