History Webcomic / SweetJadeAndHellaJohn

* CanadaEh: uranianUmbra (AKA Edith Quimby) [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=588&p=587 types]], and talks, in a very heavy Canadian accent, complete with adding a "U" after ''every'' "O" unless it's the first of a double.

* DistressedDamsel: The Pincess [sic].

* HardWorkHardlyWorks:
** The trope is lampshaded [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=588&p=1606 here]]:
--->[[Manga/{{Naruto}} KEKKEI GENKAI:]] none dood he needs to LERD how to strong not give it birthed to him
** Averted when it comes to Dave Strider, at least in the intermission. While the hard work in question was done offscreen before the adventure begun, he got [[TheAce the way he is]] through extreme amounts of training himself.

* OedipusComplex: Most of the Harley kids show this, having dislike to guardians or relatives of the same sex. There's Jaka's brief period where she wanted to kill all Jades, and all Jades in question seem to loathe their biological mother. On the other hand, the Jades all seem to be fond of the Jakes, but now that's it's going the other way around the two Jades who have heard the love confessions from the Jakes haven't reacted to it positivley. And then there's Dave, who ''really'' likes his mother/Sis.

* PeekABangs: Dave's final redesign has part of his hair covering one of his eyes. (It didn't at first until after the Forum Update Hiatus.) There is no reason at all for this other than him thinking it looks cool.

* GagBoobs: Jane and Jean are both implied to have "freakishly large boobs," although this isn't visible from the typical sprite style of the characters. Anything implying breasts rarley show up in "hero mode" poses, and even then it doesn't look that freakish. Appearanty "freakishly large" is shown by (or just means) the character having them period, since no other character aside from Dottie and the Curser Woman (who are both supposed to be naked) is drawn with breasts. The Trip Intermission [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=588&p=1057 shows]] that Jean's breasts are ''sagging''. (Link SFW.) ''At the age of '''12'''''.

* SlapstickKnowsNoGender: Between Jade having a modis that repeatedly punches her (as well as getting a nosebleed which leads to being punched off a ship), Kanaya getting hit in the face with Vriska's butt (it makes less sense in context), Rose and Roxy getting mauled by a dog, and Jane, Jean, and Jaka getting kicked between the legs before ''anyone else'', it's safe to say that no female character whatsoever is safe from SBAHJ-esque shinanegans.

* DarkSkinnedBlonde: Rose and Roxy are revealed to be this towards the end of their portion at the beginning of Intermission Act 4.

** [[spoiler:Hank's flaming sword is what ultimately causes the first on-screen death (Doctor) the the last on-screen death (Rip), as noted by one of the titles]].

** [[AwesomeMcCoolname Jaka]] (Jake's counterpart): She actually has no problem at all and even likes her new form. (The narrator at first says she has an issue with her name.)

* BonusBoss: [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Robosanta]] is outright described as being one of these. Plus the creature made entirley out of dollar bills, gold, and a diamond.
* BookEnds: Interestingly four of these examples occured at nearly the same time.

** Taken UpToEleven with Fox Crew member Fuckass Mike (the only OriginalCharacter on the team), who's quirk is that he says "motherfucking" before ''every noun''.

** In ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'', Zorin occasionally spoke with her dialogue written like a troll quirk. Here, it's turned UpToEleven, where her quirk pretty much consists of as many combinations of troll/kid quirks without any conflicts as possible, forming things like... [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=588&p=145 this]]. Pikmin Fan actually had to translate what she said on the forum. Since Zorin's dialogue in that page there has been a troll character introduced who adds at least two more subsitutions to the already used ones ''and'' who'se quirk involves mispelling things. So now her dialogue gets even ''[[http://mspfanventures.com/?adv=588&id=1770 more]]'' incomprehensible.

* [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Even the "Not Homosexual" Guys and Lesbians Want Him]]: Dave.

* [[spoiler:KillEmAll: The Shipping Intermission ends with everyone getting nuked after a miscalculation. The events prior to the nuking weren't going too well either: Vriska, Tavros, Gamzee, Karkat, Terezi, Dave, Aradia, Rose, Sollux, and Eridan were all killed before the sea gets nuked.]]

* AbsenteeActor:
** Intermission Intermission 2 has the distinction of being the only subact/subintermission completely free of John ''or'' Jade[[note]]And possibly Intermission Intermission 1, seeing as how [[spoiler:that is only a story typed by Spongebob and it focuses on an alternate universe]][[/note]], their counterparts getting the focus instead. The pair has perfect attendance otherwise, even if John doesn't get any speaking/typing roles in Act Two Intermission One.
** Apart from aformentioned Mario sub-intermissions, Jane and Jake have appeared in nearly every subact of the comic since their debut in Intermission Act Two. With the exception of Act Two Intermission One.

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: So there's the Blue and Yellow Team (16)[[note]]Divided into four kids, their gender flipped counterparts, one copy of one of the kids with fire powers, one copy of another with ice powers, a blue demon copy with water powers, a vampiric version of the same kid as with a zombie and [[spoiler:Trickster]] version, another [[spoiler:Trickster]] to the first kid and his "inner female self," and loads and loads of alternate versions of them too. 600 of them to be exact. The epilogue states that this number has since been increasing.[[/note]], the four "Derse" kids/the Red and Red Team (4), AR, Dove, the non-vampiric instances of Dave and Rose (they combined with the previous two also make another round 4), the "regular" troll kids (26), the bloodswap ectoclones of one of the trolls (12), the "major" members of the Fox Crew (4), the "side" members of the same group (12), the Revenge Five (...[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin 5]]), the Millennium (17), Simpsonians UU and uu(/Edith and Edmund Quimby) (2), the human ancestors (8, 10 adding guardians Pop and Dick), the troll ancestors (13, maybe 14 since [[spoiler:the story's version of pre-scratch Nepeta seemed to be out]]), the exiles (3), agents (4), royalty (4), odd ones out Good Yoshi and Spongebob (obviously 1 each), the ''Coolstuck'' players (3), and countless parts of the Mario game such as The Evil, The Princess, and the other seven world bosses (just Princess and the bosses, 9). It easily totals out to over 100 characters, even not counting sprites (many of which are either prototyped with already established characters or [[spoiler:become another character listed here]]) or background characters, [[spoiler:with only about 16% of the cast left alive by the end.]] The comic started out with just John, Jade, Good Yoshi, and a cameo by Hank Hill, but in Intermission Act 2 the cast exploded, and it exploded again in Intermission Act 4 onwards.

''Sweet Jade and Hella John'' is a [[StylisticSuck deliberately badly written]] fan adventure of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' by Tropers/GreatPikminFan, obviously inspired by ''Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff'' with a little bit of ''Webcomic/ProblemSleuth''. It's also the fourth installment of the ''[[FanFic/SBIGSeries SBIG]]'' series and something of a SpiritualSuccessor to ''FanFic/HecksingUlumateCrconikals'' (especially given how Millennium themselves make an appearance). The story itself is rather confusing: For nine months it was about an immersive ''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]'' game that John and Jade go through in order to defeat one The Evil. However, two rival organizations, the Fox Crew and the Millennium, have also been warring within the game. Aside from this, which is the closest thing the comic had to an arc by that point, it's implied it will be a RandomEventsPlot. And during the opening of Act 2, it was. Then, however, one of the Millennium's members gained increasing role in the story, and it turns out several more of the characters are prone to evil than thought... this sets the stage for the second part, [[spoiler:John trying to beat through Dave, one such person who has became villainous]]. Early into June 2013 this arc has ended and for a month the plot was about the "Blue and Yellow Team," the group consisting of John, Jade, Jane, Jake, and ''[[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters all]]'' of their alter egoes, going to Heaven for a grand showdown against the comic's BigBad. This has also ended mid-July, afterwhich the comic had its epilogue that ran until an ending in July 29th. The thread can be found [[http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?45298-Sweet-Jade-and-Hella-John-INTERMISSION-ACT-2-IS-OVER! here,]] and the mirror can be found [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=588 here.]]

* MotiveDecay: The Millennium are a group attempting to take over the economy in LawfulEvil methods, rather than a ChaoticEvil group of Neo-Nazis. The reason being was that Lord Major Quimby essentially broke into one of their meetings, kicked Major's ass, and took over while demoting Major to the Janitor.

''Sweet Jade and Hella John'' is a [[StylisticSuck deliberatly badly written]] fan adventure of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' by Tropers/GreatPikminFan, obviously inspired by ''Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff'' with a little bit of ''Webcomic/ProblemSleuth''. It's also the fourth installment of the ''[[FanFic/SBIGSeries SBIG]]'' series and something of a SpiritualSuccessor to ''FanFic/HecksingUlumateCrconikals'' (especially given how Millennium themselves make an appearance). The story itself is rather confusing: For nine months it was about an immersive ''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]'' game that John and Jade go through in order to defeat one The Evil. However, two rival organizations, the Fox Crew and the Millennium, have also been warring within the game. Aside from this, which is the closest thing the comic had to an arc by that point, it's implied it will be a RandomEventsPlot. And during the opening of Act 2, it was. Then, however, one of the Millennium's members gained increasing role in the story, and it turns out several more of the characters are prone to evil than thought... this sets the stage for the second part, [[spoiler:John trying to beat through Dave, one such person who has became villainous]]. Early into June 2013 this arc has ended and for a month the plot was about the "Blue and Yellow Team," the group consisting of John, Jade, Jane, Jake, and ''[[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters all]]'' of their alter egoes, going to Heaven for a grand showdown against the comic's BigBad. This has also ended mid-July, afterwhich the comic had its epilogue that ran until an ending in July 29th. The thread can be found [[http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?45298-Sweet-Jade-and-Hella-John-INTERMISSION-ACT-2-IS-OVER! here,]] and the mirror can be found [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=588 here.]]

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Rip seems to go by the OVA design of having dark blue hair, rather than black. It's implied that Jade's ancestor has blue hair as well. Jade and Jake also have a shade of blue, taking Spongebob's shipping wall into consideration. Edith has the same dark blue, but it looks lighter in her first appearance. Although she dyes it. Edmund, much to his dismay, ''naturally'' has blue hair. Finally for non blue shades is [[spoiler:Trickster Jade, with pink hair]], and the background character alter egoes.

* FiveManBand: [[spoiler:The Red and Red Team]].
** BigBad: [[spoiler:Dave]].
** TheDragon: [[spoiler:Rose]].
** TheBrute: [[spoiler:Roxy]], by far one of the deadliest and most active and mobile members, formerly in possesion of all seven Millennium jujus.
** TheEvilGenius: [[spoiler:Auto Responder]].
** TheDarkChick: [[spoiler:Dirk]].
* FiveManBand: At first, it was just John, Jade, and later Good Yoshi. Intermission Act 2 changed their team around often (dropping Good Yoshi for Jade and FIRE John, for one). However, as of Act Two Act Two, they seem to have finally settled onto this:
** TheHero: John.
** TheLancer: Jade.
** TheBigGuy: Fire John, Jane with her Crocker Blade.
** TheSmartGuy: Possibly the counterparts (yes, all four of them), especially due to them getting more information pestered to them than their originals.
** TheLoad: Jake.
** TheSixthRanger: Dirk (throughout the adventure; ever since [=IA2=]; [[spoiler:then Roxy convinced him to turn evil]]), Rose, Dave, Roxy ([[spoiler:before all three of them became evil]]), and the trolls.

* VideoGameSettings: The 8 Mario Worlds.
** World 1: GreenHillZone.
** World 2: ShiftingSandLand.
** World 3: PalmtreePanic.
** World 4: BubblyClouds.
** World 5: UndergroundLevel. [[spoiler:DeathMountain on the surface. Oddly, you're supposed to begin in the caves]].
** World 6: TheLostWoods.
** World 7: SlippySlideyIceWorld.
** World 8: As per tradition, LethalLavaLand.

* VisibleSilence: Again, ":O!!!!"

** [[spoiler:Aranea Serket, for notably pre-dating her canon counterpart in becoming evil (so back in SJAHJ's time, this would have been even more of an invoked ShockingSwerve), and being full-blown evil instead of a WellIntentionedExtremist (''wiping the Pikmin race extinct'' levels of evil). She also finally kills off Hank Hill, and kills off nearly all of the trolls for real. In fact, she's one of the few characters who could be considered as out-cerebusing Dave in his KnightOfCerebus role.]]

** There's also numerous side characters who have never been seen. This includes Jake's Inner Female Self (and just about every inner self except John's and Dave's, though Jake's is notable because ''she'' was mentioned in story and is the reason why he kicks Jaka upon first meeting), a few of the ancestors (never seen visually; do get some dialogue), Dave's fanclub barring the first six we always see, any of the classmates (aside from a few -- which for some reason have faces that look like Horsesprite's, presumably just from sloppy drawing and not because of anything related to horse/human hybrids. Hopefully), any of the kids of the Fox Crew's members (never even mentioned; [[InfantImmortality it's possible that they all]] [[spoiler:[[AvertedTrope died when Texas was blown up]]]]), most of the lusii, the friendly inhabitants of every ''Mario'' world except 7, backstory characters like Obama and the gang he fought at Valley of the End, and [[spoiler:Andrew Hussie, who's only hint at even existing in this world is a shot of Dave's MSPA forums showing that a user who goes by "S_O" posted something]]. A bit unusual for a comic that goes an extra step to make the Wolf Head into a BrickJoke.

* GISSyndrome: Like its inspiration.

* ShipTease: Sweet ''Jegus'', where do we begin on that. John/Jade is by far the most teased couple during the Mario Intermission (even though Jade's a lesbian), with John/Dave supposed to follow that. [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=588&p=212 These]] [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=588&p=526 two]] pages are by far the most blatant example of the former. The Trip Intermission and Act 2 implied John/Equius and Jade/Kanaya (even though ''both'' people in the former are in a relationship with someone else), complete with Equius finding out John doesn't consider himself a homosexual, and asks if he could... "[[ThatCameOutWrong make]] [[EvenTheGuysWantHim him]] [[StupidSexyFlanders one.]]" But neither of the last ones go anywhere at all, [[spoiler:and Jade/Kanaya even "ends" with Kanaya telling Jade off befor dying]].

** The ship Dave starts out in is massive and called the [[{{Slash}} S.S. Slasher]].
** Rose (and Roxy) are riding a plush of WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}, an orge, with needles in its eyes. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003486 Sound familiar?]]

** Segments involving Dave during Intermission Act 4 have been revealing or implying certain events of the ''Total Drama'' series. The narration cuts itself off before revealing one [[YourCheatingHeart particularly]] [[EliminationHoudini controversial]] [[ShipSinking twist]] in the third season, ([[spoiler:Duncan returning and kissing Gwen]]) but then the command to a later page pretty much reveals this:

* SuddenlySexuality:
** Jade is supposed to be only attracted to girls, yet one page shows that she finds two guys kissing to be "kinda hot," complete with giving a "Drew Pickles smile."
** During the Dave's IFS arc, Kanaya claims herself to now be bi, then switches back to only being attracted to girls after looking at Dirk's ass.

* NeverLiveItDown: In-universe, Jade never forgives Karkat for accidentally directing her to the wrong warp pipe back in the Mario Session.

* SelfDeprecation: [=IA3's=] opening[[labelnote:Note]]Technically it's more of the preface to the act, since it isn't the page titled with Intermission Act Three[[/labelnote]] is Jade reading Great Pikmin Fan's walkthrough on the fictional Mario game. It basically {{Flanderize}}[=s=] GPF's own writting style, and in the page after the narrator comments that Jade can't understand his walkthrough because he takes too long to get to the point.

* CaptainObvious: The narrator, sometimes.