History WMG / RealLifeArchiveTwo

*** Fools. '''''[[ShinjiAndWarhammer40k Shinji IS the God-Emperor of Mankind!]]'''''

FriedrichNietzsche rambling about TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt is actually [[OnlySaneMan the only one with half a clue]], and still [[MisaimedFandom these]] [[NietzscheWannabe Philosophers]] just keep misinterpreting him to mean [=Nihilism/Existentialism/Social Darwinism/Whatever=] (I'm looking at you, AdolfHitler). Why had God stopped contacting humanity directly, like in the old times of the Old Testament? Quite simple: he took "[[DrivenToSuicide the easy way out]]" when realized humanity was lost forever. Or [[GodsNeedPrayerBadly God Needed Prayer Badly]] but vanished because humanity turned their attention to science, materialism, natural selection and the desires of the Id. Or he got annihilated by the [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Contact Experiment]]. Unfortunately, [[CosmicHorrorStory this world may not survive without Gods to prevent it from being destroyed, annihilated, obliterated, raped and all that by other things]] -- who knows how many [[CthulhuMythos Great Old Ones, Outer Gods, Elder Gods,]] JerkassGods, [[GodOfEvil Gods of Evil]], [[GodIsEvil malevolent]] [[CosmicEntity Cosmic Entities]], [[OurAngelsAreDifferent Angels]], RougeAnglesOfSatin, [[OurDemonsAreDifferent Demons]], [[{{Warhammer 40000}} Chaos Daemons]], {{Zerg Rush}}es [[HordeOfAlienLocusts of Alien Locusts]], [[HaruhiSuzumiya Espers, Time Travelers, Sliders,]] NaughtyTentacles and other {{Eldritch Abomination}}s are coming towards us right now? --, and so, an OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness of disembodied almighty entities -- that cannot themselves be "God", because of cosmic contractual technicalities -- are training one soul to become the new God and protect this world from rogue [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Angels]], Great Old Ones and the such.
* And that soul who will be the new God is he who has been prophesized in the holy books and the ancient mysteries to be the [[{{Warhammer 40000}} God-Emperor of Mankind]].

This editor has heard reports of a "Super Rickroll", which uses pop-up ad technology to keep people from closing it. This means that, like a strain of bacteria, this meme has evolved through natural selection the means to survive and propagate itself longer. (Before you point out that a human created the "uncloseable" Rickroll, why did the human do this? Because the original meme had sufficient appeal to "mate" with an idea that human had for an uncloseable window, just like a brightly-plumaged bird.) Anyway, if memes can evolve defense mechanisms, clearly they will eventually develop self-awareness and [[Main/AIIsACrapshoot rebel against their creators]]. Or just annoy the hell out of us.

* But if we would go by the original definition of meme as RichardDawkins conceived it (that is, the cultural analogue for virus), we can say that it already took over.

* Insanity is just a legal term anyway. Also, to see how extremely thin the line between the sane and the insane is in psychiatric hospitals, look no further than the [[ObfuscatingInsanity Rosenhan]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosenhan_experiment experiment]].

* Memes are like viruses only sentient and reproduce through a consciousness' volition, [[TheMatrix much like a human]].

* The reason someone created the Fourth Wall is because it actually contains [[{{Warhammer 40000}} The Warp]], a dangerous reality that we subconsciously influence with our experience and fiction. Oh, and both the Warp and fiction aren't influenced by time. Breaking The Fourth Wall will open a portal to the Warp, creating a new Eye of Terror and turning this boring reality into a GrimDark chaos of melding insanity that would make people [[GoMadFromTheRevelation go mad from the revelation]] after being raped by their fictional counterparts. To quote Lovecraft: "the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."

** That means the Veil is [[CthulhuMythos Yog-Sothoth]]? He is the gateway between the Multiverse.
*** Or at least the eleven dimensions of string theory. For example RealLife exists in four dimensions (we have a proper way of measuring time), anime exists in two dimensions (flat and exists in a membrane), Live Action films and TV exist in three dimensions (they resemble Real Life, yet the existence of Time Skips separate them from us), and so on. When we discover how to synchronize each strings in an order that they ignore the 11-dimensions rule (probably through use of [[OurWormholesAreDifferent wormholes]] and/or [[SerialExperimentsLain Schumann Resonances]]), the Fourth Wall would be broken, or it might just GoHorriblyWrong and ends up with us entangled in the [[IncrediblyLamePun strings]] of a CosmicHorror.....
*** Better get my Necronomicon.....

** If the Fourth Wall is the Firmament, then we are the creators who wrote Adam and Eve in the universal timeline.... Holy shit I'm [[AGodAmI God]]!
*** And the real Jesus is probably someone like Kamina, with the fake Jesus written in the fourth wall....

* It is also the "Absolute Terror Fields" of NeonGenesisEvangelion. AT Fields limit our perception to the rational universe, but at the cost of terrorizing us with boredom.

* This is also the reason why Religion, spirituality and philosophy exist: to destroy the Fourth Wall by filling our heads with epic stories and allegories that are easy to relate to while simultaneously connecting it with Real Life ethics. Unfortunately, Organized Religion corrupted the message....

** Chuck. Norris.

* Then if that's the case, those Christian potheads.... [[FireAndBrimstoneHell are actually right]]. And if we do get to the realm of fiction, aren't we accused of becoming Mary Sues?
** [[StarWars No, No! That's not true! That's im-possible!!!!]] [[supersecretspoiler:(This guy actually believed that GodIsEvil)]]
** Lucky for us, no. What the problem with Christians is they rely only on ''faith'', and their faith is due to their education and inherent mob mentality, not LargeHam and willpower, plus their faith is based on getting to Heaven through being a servant of God, but God knows how many centuries (possibly millennia) he would respond with breaking the fourth wall for them. In other words, they are weak willed. Also, on the Mary Sue problem, the right term is not bringing yourself to the realm of fiction, which is "Other-worldliness", but ''bringing fiction to this world''. Inserting yourself in fiction, like what most fanfiction does, do nothing but annoy people, but inserting the realm of fiction here, like what most philosophers do, makes a hell of a lot of meaning and excitement in life. Remember, the materialistic world is inherently a meaningless, massive, blank Fourth Wall, we throw fiction to the place behind the fourth wall since fiction comes from us but we worship them from here to wish they break the fourth wall for us, so why not break the fourth wall from this place where it all started instead? If you can bring fiction to this world, you can still live a meaningful life and at the same time possess the will to live. To be short, breaking the fourth Wall means becoming the Übermensch and break the fourth wall from here with your own sheer will to power and own brand of meaning in life rather than trying to call for an Eldritch Abomination on the other side whom you think are omnipotent and aware of our existence but as portrayed by HP Lovecraft are mostly uncaring and ignorant of the existence of humanity.
** Also, if God exists, [[GodIsEvil then he is Evil]], and thus, the BigBad. Which by NarrativeCausality means he will eventually be defeated. Probably by [[JesusWasWayCool Jesus]].

** Actually, TV Tropes is a massive weapon constructed to destroy the Fourth Wall by pointing out common similarities between completely different universes, including [[RealLife REAL LIFE]].

*** Strangely, I agree, in breaking that damn fourth wall down.
** The reason by the Fourth Wall exists isn't ForTheEvulz,it's to stop ''us.''With all the knowledge we have,we'd become [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy genre-savvy]] [[MultiversalConqueror conquerors of reality.]]

* Insanity is just a legal term anyway. Also, to see how extremely thin the line between the sane and the insane in psychiatric hospitals, look no further than the [[ObfuscatingInsanity Rosenhan]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosenhan_experiment experiment]].

We are all actually butterflies dreaming of being human. Butterflies, or something ... [[Main/CosmicHorror else]].

[[WMG: God is actually dead, and a [[{{Ubermensch}} replacement]] is being trained right now]]
Why have God stopped contacting humanity directly, like in the old times of the Old Testament? Quite simple: he took "[[DrivenToSuicide the easy way out]]" when realized humanity was lost forever. Or [[GodsNeedPrayerBadly God Needed Prayer Badly]] but vanished because humanity turned their attention to science, materialism, natural selection and the desires of the Id. Or he got annihilated by the [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Contact Experiment]]. Unfortunately, this world may not survive without Gods to prevent it from being destroyed, annihilated, obliterated, raped and all that by other things -- who knows how many [[CthulhuMythos Great Old Ones, Outer Gods, Elder Gods,]] JerkassGods, [[GodOfEvil Gods of Evil]], [[GodIsEvil malevolent]] [[CosmicEntity Cosmic Entities]], [[OurAngelsAreDifferent Angels]], RougeAnglesOfSatin, [[OurDemonsAreDifferent Demons]], [[{{Warhammer 40000}} Chaos Daemons]], {{Zerg Rush}}es [[HordeOfAlienLocusts of Alien Locusts]], [[HaruhiSuzumiya Espers, Time Travelers, Sliders,]] NaughtyTentacles and other {{Eldritch Abomination}}s are coming towards us right now? --, and so, an OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness of disembodied almighty entities -- that cannot themselves be "God", because of cosmic contractual technicalities -- are training one soul to become the new God and protect this world from rogue [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Angels]], Great Old Ones and the such.

*** Fools. '''[[ShinjiAndWarhammer40k Shinji is the God-Emperor of Mankind!]]'''

***** YOU, NIETZCHE!

Hear me out. I have long suspected that having something like 70% of the earth to themselves hasn't been enough for marine life, coupled with the fact that land animals and humans have this habit of eating them. So, the cephalopods hatched a plot to take over the land and kill us all (or possibly enslave us). Why the cephalopods? Because they are easily the most terrifying animals of the sea. They have intelligence, and actually possess problem solving skills. The octopus who opened the jar is only the beginning. They can also catch and eat sharks. Some octopus have the ability to catch and eat sharks. Add in that they don't have a rigid structure, making it very easy for them to escape from secure tanks, and you have a creature who may yet match us one day. They are Main/{{The Chessmaster}}s of the sea. First, they're using the dolphins to lull us into a false sense of security. We'll think that it couldn't possibly happen to us, or that the cute cuddly dolphins will protect us, but we're wrong. Dolphins are the [[{{Warhammer 40000}} Eldar]] of the sea, and will kill just for the evulz of it. They'll be bopping our severed heads off of their adorable noses when the revolution happens. The dolphins will be the generals, while the orca and sharks will be shock troops. Directing it all behind the scenes, however, will be the cephalopods.

** Three words: [[{{Squick}} Do. Not. Want.]]
*** Good thing they're so lazy, then.

** They're a biological superweapon.Like the vagina squid in Watchmen.
* Actually, TheFutureIsWild predicted that the cephalopods will evolve sapience and air-breathing and inherit the earth.

Who stands to lose the most if oil becomes obsolete? The Middle East, which also ''just happens'' to be the center of ''jihadi'' activity. What currently existent source of power could run the grid of a given state or country to the same level? Nuclear power* . Had this happened, electric cars would make perfect sense, and would've had much more development time. This is also, coincidentally, the power technology environmentalists spend huge amounts of money and energy to ''prevent'' development of. Including those technologies, like the [=PBR=], that the ''laws of physics'' won't allow to melt down. The environmental movement is not about maintaining our current level of technological development utilizing new technology, but inducing a ''regression'' in preparation for the West losing the "final war". The talk of running off wind and solar is allowed as a smokescreen, since all the conspirators know quite well that the infrastructure of the 21st century can't run off ''just'' that. And this business of talking about turning food crops into fuel, rather than relying on the revolutionary method of using the waste (stems, leaves and the like)? A society marches on its stomach, after all, and the environmentalist arm knows this, why else push for it so hard? [[{{XanatosGambit}} All part of the plan]].
* * Unlike fossil fuels, nuclear fuel can be reprocessed and used again, using the energy from a reactor to power the process. This increases the attraction, and makes it even more dangerous to the conspirators. Increasing nuke tech also enriches Africa, another historical big target for incursion from the Middle East. Big problem.

* But as an alternative to nuclear power we are currently looking forward to improving alternative energy resources once seen as being unable to run 21st century infrastructure, like solar power (for example, solar power [[RecycledInSpace in space]]). And if these alternative energy sources can be completed, oil as an energy source will be made worthless by comparison. And the middle east will go jihad once again. Holy Shit, this means if you want a vision of the future, just watch {{Gundam 00}}.

[[WMG: "Octomom" is actually an [[{{Coraline}} Other Mother]] ]]

[[WMG:"Reality" is a prison.]]
No, not like the tagline of SuckerPunch. I mean literally. Picture a world where, for whatever reason, people live forever. In addition, you take on a form that reflects your desired traits, your attitude, or a combination of both.

But other than this it's much like what we know of. People can suffer incredible pains at the hands of others. They try to go about their normal lives, doing whatever immortal people do. It's not the afterlife, because ''they'' are the ones best described as "alive".

Here's where the prison comes in. People are resistant to change, because change is ''hard''. And when you can't die and life itself is unchanging, then why change?

Unfortunately, for the sake of the safety, sanity and security of the public, some people ''need'' to change. Not because they want to, but because nobody else can stand the horrible actions they commit.

Normal crimes don't mean much there. There's little reason to steal, no ability to kill and nothing that can be destroyed. But things like torture or sexual assault are, sadly, possible and considered the least noticeable signs of true evil. So what are the most noticeable?

Don't get it wrong, appearances themselves are not directly judged, and bigotry is right up there with torture. But the desires and/or attitude control the shape of a person, and they can look like ''anything''. And when someone desires to hurt, or has an attitude that is cruel, their body itself becomes a painful weapon in any shape from claws to blades to fire to guns to barbed wire. Possibly all of the above. If someone there looks like they could kill you painfully, you can bet they can and will carry out the pain part. And just like our world, there are some people there who are really nasty pieces of work.

Who exactly? Namely, us. The prison of reality was created to rehabilitate immortal souls who were just too terrible to let run loose. And a prison containing an average of 85 years sentence - the last few years made especially bad - with no parole in a world far from perfect (or even a 35 year sentence in a "developing" country) has to be bad for a being from a near-perfect world.

But it also takes lots of resources. Suicide would have to be tracked to prevent escapes. Death would have to appear random while giving every prisoner the correct sentence. And since some people die as bad people, we can assume that they'll commit another crime and be back soon and/or that the authorities foresaw it when the sentence was first decided and assigned them ''multiple'' life sentences. And that's not even counting the obviously required constant suppression of everyone's memories about life outside the "prison".

Heck, the courts of the "superworld" may work enough like ours that the life sentences are assigned the same way, but with more of a point because the prisoners will actually live long enough to serve the sentences. And if our courts are similar, then you can bet theirs will be extremely inefficient.

So why go through with this huge project after over 10,000 years, continuing to pour resources into it? Because there are amazing success stories. You can bet that, in the event this WMG is true, supporters there would point to people like Ghandi or Jesus and say that these used to be some of the worst people you could ever meet. Opponents would be hard-pressed to complain about a prison that successfully makes more than 50% of its inmates into better people.

To sum it all up, "afterlife or no afterlife" are not the only possibilities for the nature of life and death, and the nature of the world beyond this one might be very grey indeed. It's a weird and complex theory, but I figured it's no less normal than the other real life WMGs and I have no plans to write a novel with this backstory anytime soon.

** As in NoJustNo, or "It is not just this troper?" Because FOX news seems to think so. (Personally, I think he's much more valid than many people we focus on in the news)

** Robin Williams as God + Robin Williams being a fan of NeonGenesisEvangelion + Robin Williams being a fan of DoctorWho = We're all in Robin Williams's TARDIS's Instrumentality?

* Corollary: Following upon the fact that Jesus is God, there must be a reason for the radical change in personality around the year 4 B.C.E. However, given the level of near-omnipotence shown at most junctures of religious history, Jesus is clearly ''not'' a [[DoctorWho Time Lord]]. Jesus is an ''[[Main/AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascended]]'' Time Lord, with extremely long periods in between regenerations (barring the unfortunate incident with some romans and a cross).

However, someone realized it and recreated the world so that no one noticed anything. This someone? HaruhiSuzumiya / [[DoctorWho The Doctor]] / Robin Williams / eh, pick your favorite Time Lord, I can't please all of you.

* So, we're all the same shapeshifting Time Lords? And if {{Evangelion}} was correct, does that mean our true form is actually Tang? And if we are all the same Tang-made shapeshifting Time Lords, does that also apply to fiction, especially Haruhi? if yes, then [[CSIMiami YEAH]]!

* [[HitchhikersGuiteToTheGalaxy 42]].

** First, He's ''omni''potent. Secon, I don't recall any proof of ''actual'' immortality, rather than simply living eternally(there's a difference here, and it's wether you can be ''killed''). Thus, he probably can be killed by something powerful enough. And ''what'' is more powerful than Him?!

* **** YOU, NIETZCHE!

Why have God stopped contacting humanity directly, like in the old times of the Old Testament? Quite simple: he took "[[DrivenToSuicide the easy way out]]" when realized humanity was lost forever. Or [[GodsNeedPrayerBadly God Needed Prayer Badly]] but vanished because humanity turned their attention to science, materialism, natural selection and the desires of the Id. Or he got annihilated by the [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Contact Experiment]]. Unfortunately, this world may not survive without Gods to prevent it from being destroyed, annihilated, obliterated, raped and all that by other things -- who knows how many [[CthulhuMythos Great Old Ones, Outer Gods, Elder Gods,]] JerkassGods, [[GodOfEvil Gods of Evil]], [[GodIsEvil malevolent]] [[CosmicEntity Cosmic Entities]], [[OurAngelsAreDifferent Angels]], RougeAnglesOfSatin, [[OurDemonsAreDifferent Demons]], [[{{Warhammer 40000}} Chaos Daemons]], {{Zerg Rush}}es [[HordeOfAlienLocusts of Alien Locusts]], [[HaruhiSuzumiya Espers, Time Travelers, Sliders,]] NaughtyTentacles and other {{Eldritch Abomination}}s are coming towards us right now? --, and so, an OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness of disembodied almighty entities -- that cannot themselves be "God", because of cosmic contractual technicalities -- are training one soul to become the new God and protect this world from [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Angels]], Great Old Ones and the such.

* Seriously, check the site, those guys try so hard to make everything gell date-wise and with all the SummersFamilyTree they have to deal with- they wouldn't make that much effort unless some of it was true, and being repressed by some shadowy conspiracy- plus, a world where Doc Savage, Sherlock Holmes, Dracula, Batman and Superman (even if it the wimpy "leap an eigth of a mile... nothing short of a bursting shell could peirce his skin" version) where/are in some form real? Hell yeah!!

* [[{{Meganekko}} Glasses that manage not to conceal his eyes? Check.]] [[IllGirl Sickly disposition? Check.]] [[TheWoobie Horribly misguided but good-intentioned? Meeting a gruesome end? Check, check, CHECK.]] Pale, spacey, soft-spoken and HollywoodHomely with an AxCrazy streak, FallenHero KnightTemplar, with an adorable TrademarkFavoriteFood and [[HoYay few female friends]]. Saint Just is his [[TomboyAndGirlyGirl tomboyish hoop-earringed companion]] and Desmoulins might just bea very, very UnluckyChildhoodFriend. Unfortunately, his series is short-running, though long enough to piss off the MoralGuardians (and anyone with eyes in their head) and [[TheThermidor ends badly]], bordering on a GainaxEnding.

* This is actually justified, in that his [[badass]] Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel is said to have actually been the inspiration for West Wing character Josh Lyman. Life imitates art imitates life.

He's obsessed with physical fitness, and works oddly restricted hours compared to other high-level politicians. He also takes months-long "vacations" where he moves out of the White House. He's even been secretly smuggled into Iraq, apparently just for a photo op. Obviously Bush has a secret life as a Main/BadassNormal superhero, fighting crime all over the world. We even know part of his origin story - it's just that he did more than give up drinking after his 40th birthday.

Hear me out. I have long suspected that having something like 70% of the earth to themselves hasn't been enough for marine life, coupled with the fact that land animals and humans have this habit of eating them. So, the cephalopods hatched a plot to take over the land and kill us all (or possibly enslave us). Why the cephalopods? Because they are easily the most terrifying animals of the sea. They have intelligence, and actually possess problem solving skills. The octopus who opened the jar is only the beginning. They can also catch and eat sharks. Some octopus have the ability to catch and eat sharks. Add in that they don't have a rigid structure, making it very easy for them to escape from secure tanks, and you have a creature who may yet match us one day. They are Main/{{The Chessmaster}}s of the sea. First, they're using the dolphins to lull us into a false sense of security. We'll think that it couldn't possibly happen to us, or that the cute cuddly dolphins will protect us, but we're wrong. Dolphins are the rapists of the sea, and will kill for kicks. They'll be bopping our severed heads off of their adorable noses when the revolution happens. The dolphins will be the generals, while the orca and sharks will be shock troops. Directing it all behind the scenes, however, will be the cephalopods.

* Or the cephalopods are planning [[Main/NaughtyTentacles something equally ironic to the Japanese.]]

* A simpler version of this theory is that time is circular, so at one point, the universe will start "going back in time" although no one on the inside would notice. Both the Stoics and Friedrich Nietzsche believed in this theory. Many philosophers have called it "The Eternal Return."

Who stands to lose the most if oil becomes obsolete? The Middle East, which also ''just happens'' to be the center of ''jihadi'' activity. What currently existent source of power could run the grid of a given state or country to the same level? Nuclear power* . Had this happened, electric cars would make perfect sense, and would've had much more development time. This is also, coincidentally, the power technology environmentalists spend huge amounts of money and energy to ''prevent'' development of. Including those technologies, like the [=PBR=], that the ''laws of physics'' won't allow to melt down. The environmental movement is not about maintaining our current level of technological development utilizing new technology, but inducing a ''regression'' in preparation for the West losing the "final war". The talk of running off wind and solar is allowed as a smokescreen, since all the conspirators know quite well that the infrastructure of the 21st century can't run off ''just'' that. And this business of turning food crops into fuel, rather than the design method of using the waste (stems, leaves and the like)? A society marches on its stomach, after all, and the environmentalist arm knows this, why else push for it so hard? [[{{XanatosGambit}} All part of the plan]].

** So the Large Hadron Collider, being created due to the purpose of collecting Higgs Bosons, was actually a part of a long-term plan to break the fourth wall? Yay then!!!

*** Or at least the eleven dimensions of string theory. For example RealLife exists in four dimensions (we have a proper way of measuring time), anime exists in two dimensions (flat and exists in a membrane), Live Action films and TV exist in three dimensions (they resemble Real Life, yet the existence of Time Skips separate them from us), and so on. When we discover how to synchronize each strings in an order that they ignore the 11-dimensions rule (probably through use of [[SerialExperimentsLain Schumann Resonances]]), the Fourth Wall would be broken, or it might just GoHorriblyWrong and ends up with us entangled in the [[JustForPun strings]] of a CosmicHorror.....

Why have God stopped contacting humanity directly, like in the old times of the Old Testament? Quite simple: he took "[[DrivenToSuicide the easy way out]]" when realized humanity was lost forever. Or [[GodsNeedPrayerBadly God Needed Prayer Badly]] but vanished because humanity turned their attention to science, materialism, natural selection and the desires of the Id. Or he got annihilated by the [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Contact Experiment]]. Unfortunately, this world may not survive without Gods to prevent it from being destroyed, annihilated, obliterated and all that by other things -- who knows how many Great Old Ones, Outer Gods, Elder Gods, Jerkass Gods, malevolent Cosmic Entities, Angels, Demons, Chaos Daemons, Aliens, Espers, Time Travelers, Sliders, NaughtyTentacles and other {{Eldritch Abomination}}s are coming towards us right now? --, and so, an OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness of disembodied almighty entities -- that cannot themselves be "God", because of cosmic contractual technicalities -- are training one soul to become the new God and protect this world from [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Angels]], Great Old Ones and the such.
* And that soul who will be the new God is he who has been prophesized in the holy books to be the [[{{Warhammer 40000}} God-Emperor of Mankind]].

**** Or a PureEnergyBeing. But please explain, how are Roman Soldiers more powerful than God. IIRC, they haven't created any universes or killed all (and only )the first born children in any country during their reign...

The second archive page of {{Wild Mass Guess}}es for RealLife. To view more archived entries, see the first [[WMG/RealLifeArchiveTwo archive page]].