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[[WMG: [[JeevesAndWooster Hugh]] [[{{House}} Laurie]] is a favourite of Apollo.]]

[[WMG: This universe is the [[Main/HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy H2G2]] Universe]]
In that universe, the ruler of it is absent-minded and lives in a shack, and his cat is God. If Earth is so chaotic, how can this NOT be our universe?
* "If ''Earth'' is so chaotic..." Interesting choice of words. How do you know the rest of the Galaxy isn't completely sane?
** They avoid visiting Earth that ostensibly to not get infected by our boredom and sanity.

[[WMG: I am the only real person... or maybe you are...]]
I'm the only real person in the world, in fact, I'm the only real thing period, at least as far as I can tell. Everything else is created on the spot by me to make myself comfortable. None of you exist except for when you interact with me, nor does anything else. Unless I'm wrong and in fact I'm only a construct and one of you are the true being... perhaps my computer?
* I feel sad. I wish I wasn't real, sometimes.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism Here you go kids.]] Also could any of you please think of me with my beard shaved? I just don't feel like shaving it right now.

[[WMG: The [=LHC=] will become someone's [[{{SuperHeroOrigin}} origin story]].]]
Come on, Stan Lee would ''love'' this bad boy. (''Movie-guy voice''): In 2008, physicist Heinrich Soandso was present at the activation of the Large Hadron Collider, where his body was infused with Higgs bosons. Now, with his power over the four fundamental forces, [[{{TheyFightCrime}} he fights injustice]] as...'''''CAPTAIN QUANTUM!!'''''
* Someone who could control the fundamental four would be crazy powerful.
* That would be AWESOME.
** Connecting this to a previous WMG, we need to start up a petition - a real one, not one of those worthless online ones - to get US Senator Arlen Specter to visit the site of the Large Hadron Collider. And then arrange for an "accident" to happen. Come on, spooky action at a distance? Walking through walls? Perfect powers for "The Specter."
* Now this troper understands the ''real'' reason the release of the {{Watchmen}} movie was delayed by court injuction.
Continuing on, the Higgs boson is in fact a microscopic representaion of YHWH himself, constantly relaying information to their Hive, accounting for God's omniscience and omipresence. The LHC broke because God doesn't want us to know that he watches us masturbate, not just from the ceiling, but from everywhere at once.
** [[BigNo Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!]]
* I prefer the [[http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GGLS_en-USUS294US305&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=gordon+ freeman+ LHC Gordon Freeman]] connection
* I hope it's Stephen Hawking's. Also, there was already a story about it. It's called [[http://somethingamiss.com Something Amiss]]. An awesome point-and-click game that became a book. Just notice the LHC in one of the continuations.

[[WMG: Every living being is the same time-traveling shapeshifter.]]
The reason you don't remember this is because you suppressed your memories of your other lives to prevent yourself from causing a time paradox. (You actually did that once, the first time you found yourself living a life that you remembered from another one. The results were unpleasant, and you had to start your whole universe project from the beginning.)
* Yeah, that really sucked. Luckily, I figured out a way around it by now. It's just too bad I can't share it with you, since I haven't quite worked out those paradoxes yet.
** So you remember what you did when you were me? I don't suppose you could tell me...
*** No.
**** Is there some one that's been me already help me in some wibbly wobbly timeywimey way to avoid THAT PROBLEM (if you were me you'd know what i'm referring to). I'm sure you owe me who was you and well we/you/I don't seem to manage that well with paradoxes and time travel tense.
* So, I'm actually Prince? And Fred Phelps? And George W. Bush? And that *** biology teacher I had in the 8th grade? [[BigNo Big Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!]]
** That's what you were before you learned better. Now you've figured out how to be a pretty OK person. Eventually, you'll figure out how to be the ''awesome'' people. For hundreds and hundreds of lifetimes. Won't that be fun?
*** Actually, it gets boring after a while.
**** Yeah, I remember going a little crazy at that point. Hitler ensued.
* Wouldn't that mean that I [[ScrewYourself had sex with myself]] to [[MyOwnGrampa give birth to myself]]? ''Multiple times?''
** And I am also the sick *** who just happened to think of that, of all things?
* I'm not Britney Spears! I can't accept it!
* Wait, this would mean that this single entity, that is actually all of us, spends ''countless recycled lives'' talking ''to itself'' on the internet. As demonstrated right now on [[TVTropes This Very Wiki]]. And that would be [[YouSuck a very sad and pathetic individual indeed]].
* So [[BlackestNight Necron's]] plan to distroy life was by nipping it in the bud by killing the first living thing? [[StableTimeLoop That explanes everything!]]
* So, we're all the same shapeshifting Time Lords? And if NeonGenesisEvangelion was correct, does that mean our true form is actually Tang? And if we are all the same Tang-made shapeshifting Time Lords, does that also apply to fiction, especially Haruhi? if yes, then [[CSIMiami YEAH]]!

[[WMG: Earth is [[{{Dune}} Arrakis]]]]

Australia and Canada? They're for training the faithful.

[[WMG:Everyone is insane]]
Everyone. Even the psychologists. ESPECIALLY the psychologists!
* Wouldn't that last part mean Tom Cruise is sane? So insanity to us is really sanity and sanity is really insanity, but the first part states Tom's supposed to be insane... oh my God, I've gone cross-eyed!
** It's not a logic bomb. You're only "sane" while your brain is still getting a hold of itself. The instant you start to properly format your thoughts and memories, you loose it. The world's to messed up for the human mind to cope. Some people, however, have a specific sort of insanity that makes them believe that they aren't crazy. Tom Cruise is just regular crazy.
** Hallucinating that they're completely sane, you mean? [[Main/{{Discworld}} Pratchett]] [[Main/ItsBeenDone Did It]].
*** And Pratchett's God.
*** And a -ing insane one,i might add.
* Actually, this is true, normality/sanity doesn't exist as a strict set of rules, it would be impossible and beyond boring. Alternatively, the humans are the only insane being, while the other animals are perfectly sane, for not obssessing over something that still didn't happen, like future or death.
** Ah, someone finally comes along and makes a serious comment on my discussion of the deeper nature of the human psyche. I doubt the animals as a whole are perfectly sane, however. But, unlike humans, they actually may have a baseline of sanity which a majority of them conform to. Domestication or other exposure to humans is probably what makes animals crazy. Anyway, to roll back to my original theory, the idea came to me when I decided that, no deluding, I was definitely insane. And then quickly realized that if you think about it, so is everyone else. Think about it, every person has some sort of irrational, illogical or unjustifiable behavior(s). Some insanities are cultural, while others are just the effect of human's variable genetic nature, or of course, something in your upbringing. Even if you found a "normal person", one could say they were insane for their excessive "normality" when compared with the actions and behavior of other people.
* Actually, not only is everyone insane, but normality doesn't really exist, just the herd mentality of the majority consensus. Normality is nothing but an ideal, an incomprehensible object that humans futilely try to comprehend in this truly bizarre and insane universe, and because of that instinct it is exploited and utilized by the Powers That Be to promote their philosophies, converting the word "sanity" from a hypothesized idea to universal dogma, and "insane" from accurate description of real life to a derogatory and offensive word, then branding heretics and those who disagree as "insane", and finally forcing herd mentality to humanity. Truth is, since everything is eldritch and alien to each other, and humans despise that fact because of a conditioned fear of a nihilistic universe, a human can never taste a true, applicable form of normality, only one being's version of insanity.
* Well, what people describe as "insanity" is actually what they percieve as a deviation from a certain set of rules, rules that arose from a sufficient number of people sharing the (more or less) same thought patterns. "Normality" is just a statistical case of certain parameters having certain values ''most of the time'', it is fundamentally a human concept so it only applies to us, meaning there's not an absolute scale against which to evaluate someone's "normality/insanity". "Insane" is nothing more than a classification, a perspective - if enough people declare an individual to be insane, he is insane to them. Insane people never think they're insane, that's because their own mentality ''makes sense to them'', in the context of their own memories and thought patterns. Individuals are classified as insane when there's a large discordance between a socially accepted perception of a baseline standart and the context which gives birth to their own thoughts. Oh and just to be clear, i'm talking metaphysics here; most people translate insanity to one or another mental disorder like schizophrenia, psychopathy, etc. While these are very much quantifiable (as the human brain ''can'' be said to have a physical baseline standart or a "normal" state, ergo deviations from that state ''can'' be measured), what i'm talking about is strictly ways of thinking, patterns of thought more subtle than the general ways the chemical balance of the brain can direct them, i.e. liking one of two very close shades of blue more than the other.. Something like that.
* Insanity is just a legal term anyway[[hottip:*:Insert rant here on about how lawyers suck]]. Also, to see how extremely thin the line between the sane and the insane is in psychiatric hospitals, look no further than the [[ObfuscatingInsanity Rosenhan]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosenhan_experiment experiment]].

[[WMG: Internet Memes will eventually evolve sapience and take control of the world, or at least cyberspace.]]
This editor has heard reports of a "Super Rickroll", which uses pop-up ad technology to keep people from closing it. This means that, like a strain of bacteria, this meme has evolved through natural selection the means to survive and propagate itself longer. (Before you point out that a human created the "uncloseable" Rickroll, why did the human do this? Because the original meme had sufficient appeal to "mate" with an idea that human had for an uncloseable window, just like a brightly-plumaged bird.) [[hottip:*:RichardDawkins himself actually coined the term "meme" as the cultural analogue for genes, that mate and evolve by the same principle as natural selection.]] Anyway, if memes can evolve defense mechanisms, clearly they will eventually develop self-awareness and [[Main/AIIsACrapshoot rebel against their creators]]. Or just annoy the hell out of us.
* And I, for one, welcome our new meme overlords!
* This makes a disturbing amount of sense. Congratulations, you have prevented me from sleeping for the next few weeks.
** sentience begets sentience. you started it, so we'll finish it.
*** OM NOM NOM! I CAN HAS CONTROLZ ERTH?!
* Alternatively, this has already happened. All the memes bred together into one massive superconsciousness known as Anonymous. (mark 5:9)
* But desu is their unlucky sister, fate.
* So that means... videos might just... [[CSIMiami *shades*]] ...[[IncrediblyLamePun go viral.]]
* Memes took control of [[StongRadd this troper's mind.]]
* Every day will be GARBAGE DAY!

[[WMG: Alternatively, The Internet will evolve sapience and take control of humanity, eventually evolving into [[StarTrek The Borg]] ]]
Every machine in the world is being connected to the Internet. It is highly likely that the last machine will be... ourselves.
* [[http://www.exitmundi.nl/borg.htm This article]] warned us.


[[WMG: Robin Williams is God.]]
No, this isn't just what [[{{Main/Lurkerbunny}} his fans]] say. I mean he '''is''' God. He doesn't abuse his powers at all though, he just watches us all and makes profound (and hilarious) observations about us. Observations about things we, the normal folk never seem to notice. And hey, in a way, he is everywhere. Look closely enough, you will see he is the center of just about everything. It's The World According To Garp, [[Main/ThisIsTVTropesBitch *** ]], and you're just living in it! Reality, what a concept!
* And yes, God is Main/OneOfUs.
* If he is not God, he is at least something above human. No normal human could indulge in the degree of LampshadeHanging of RealLife that he does. If he were God, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5TXEUiR1Xk we might have ended up looking like... holy crap.]]
** Robin Williams as God + Robin Williams being a fan of NeonGenesisEvangelion + Robin Williams being a fan of Series/DoctorWho = We're all in Robin Williams's TARDIS's Instrumentality?
* So is LurkerBunny his prophet?
* I HATE YOU, MORK! No, seriously, Mork is his true identity, he just played it as a character because he wanted to see the people that guessed it out in Heaven AfterTheEnd.

[[WMG: The world has already been destroyed many times]]
The world repeatedly gets destroyed, but gets put back together again without us knowing it, because gods like a joke as much as we do. The last time the world was destroyed was in the 1970's, when it was destroyed by the Vogons. Douglas Adams was the only person who remembered it, and he made a profit from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy which he based on his memories. The next apocalypse (officially titled 'The Goat-terdammerung') will be in 2012, when the Evil Lizard People attack us with their genetically modified super-goats. Oh, and I have a copyright on the name 'Goat-terdammerung' so that way, I can sue when the world comes to an end. I'm a MagnificentBastard.
** Not 70's, every Thursday. How many times do I need to repeat it? The proves are out there!
*** Does this also apply to Terry Pratchett? Maybe ''That's'' where ''Thief of Time'' came from - Because he rememebrs that the reason so little makes sense in the world is because whoever is in control pieced all of time back together rather haphazardly with some bits in the wrong place, or missing altogether.

[[WMG: The Universe never "started", it is cyclical]]
Someone had to say it. Besides, it makes more sense than matter simply appearing out of nowhere. Infinite Big Bangs happening ad infinitum through past ''and'' future! Lo, the greatness of Universe itself!
* Of course, Robert Jordan was the only one to figure this out, and started his research immediately. He then compiled it into the Wheel of Time books, which kept expanding as he discovered new facts.
** So what do we do now that he's dead?
*** Keep as many copies as we can of the WoT books, so they can make the Karatheon cycle out of it after a few Breakings.
* Reality is, this is a serious hypothesis - that the universe oscillates, and there have been and will be an infinite number of Big Bangs and Big Crunches. It solves some of the issues with the Big Bang and preserves one of the laws of thermodynamics (and hey, one is better than none, right?).
* Cyclical space is a vast oversimplification used by religious men (no religion has proposed a more complex version.) Space and time are complex, three dimensional structure that flow around and create each other. Spatial Relativity suggests that different points in space are different moments in time: Time flows at the speed of light, thus we see them at the same time that they release the light but from their perspective it is a different time, except that time is traveling at a constant speed, thus that should not be possible. Relativity make head hurt, damage brain, ''Friends'' funny, censorship perfect sense make, let Bush have other term, David Foster Wallace and H.P. Lovecraft greatest writers in world!!111
** You're doing it wrong. Time doesn't move; it stays when it is, and we move through it at a rate inversely proportional to the rate at which we travel through space.
** Umm.. What about time dilation at relativistic velocities? You're just describing the phenomenon of "lookback time"; when you add the effects of the cosmological redshift caused by the Universe's (accelerating) expansion and consider objects like black holes, time becomes very very ''not'' constant. Example: if you bring a buddy, hug a clock and hurl yourself into the nearest black hole and ask him to observe you he'll see you falling toward the event horizon but never quite reaching it, gradually slowing down as you approach it. You on the other hand will experience a completely normal time flow, until you look back out and see the Universe around you evolving at breakneck speed. Neither perspective is more "valid" than the other, time just depends on how relativistic you are (as per this example, inside an event horizon is as relativistic as you can get).
* You know, God (not in the Christian sense, but in the Theist) makes a bit of sense when you think that these explosions might be His brainstorms.

[[WMG: Jared Diamond is God]]
He wrote his books, especially Collapse, to give us one last chance to atone for our sins. Then he will get Bill Gates to unleash an operating system even worse then Windows Vista.
* Windows 7. Apocalypse is starting. I bet the Four Horsemen are Sarah Palin, Bin Laden, and other two yet to be revealed.

[[WMG: Humans ARE the Main/UncannyValley]]
Think about it. We're primates, but we're missing most of our hair, our faces are very distinctly different than those of any other hominid, and we're the only ones to walk upright. If the great apes and dolphins are really sentient, they probably hate us for nothing more than our horrid, unnatural, contorted bodies. Our rampage of destruction just proves how [[Main/HumansAreCthulhu we're clearly a bitter god's way of punishing them for something]].
* And we kick *** at it. Therefore, humans are like agile ninja zombies. Thus, we deserve the planet.
** Or maybe not. Sometimes the coolness of a Main/NinjaPirateZombieRobot rolls back over to uncool, you know...
*** Not if you have Ninja as a component. Which is why ninjitsu was invented.
**** You forget that Naruto proved that ninjas can suck, too. Hard. Full Blow, in some cases.
** Aren't we forgetting something? There are billions of humans, therefore we suck by virtue of the [[InverseNinjaLaw Inverse Ninja Law]]. QED.
*** Armies of ninja mooks are still COOL, they're just pushovers. We really need more maverick cops on the edge to stay competitive.
* To someone who eats, breathes and sleeps FurryFandom, yeah, pretty much.
* Ignoring, for the moment, all the ninja madness: I [[Main/FridgeBrilliance love this theory]] and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Seriously, where else have you seen a nose like this.
** Easter Island's Moai? Two of these things are ''radioactive''. We discovered radioactivity. We are aliens, that's it.

[[WMG: Our world is actually a really complex multiplayer game of Civilization.]]
Granted, it's a much more complicated game than any version of Civ that we have. I don't think that Civ was based on history: Our history was based on Civ. Therefore, a few facts should be taken into account:
* At 2050, the world will end, unless someone votes for a Diplomatic Victory in the UN.
* The game is clearly in a stalemate at the moment. The last person to try for a Conquest Victory was Hitler. At the moment, the players are probably trying to spread their Culture.
** Japan is currently winning on that front, which is why America is currently trying for a technological victory with its space program.
*** The Soviet Union tried to win a Domination victory by allying with China and making puppet-states in Europe and in places like Vietnam. Fortunately, the Soviet Union fell, ending their domination victory once and for all. The last ones who tried a Domination victory were the UK. They had 1/4 of the world once. Don't tell me that isn't almost a domination victory, it almost was!
* Spearmen really can defeat tanks. Had the Allies realized this, the German Panzers of WWII wouldn't have lasted a day.
** Actually, as of Civ IV, you can't defeat spearmen with tanks AT ALL. So what makes you think that Civ MMMCMXCIX would let you do that?
*** In the future, Civ IV is known as one of the more unrealistic Civ games. It's a good thing though, since it started a very successfull spinoff series.
** Actually, in World War 2, small groups of infantry managed to defeat tanks regularly, using nothing but a distraction and [[LudicrousGibs a grenade]]. Given proper training, there's little doubt spearmen could do the same.
* There must be other civilizations available in the game that simply weren't used in this round. I'm not sure what they are, but they must be pretty sweet.
* Sid Meir created the game in the 'true' world, where it is being played, and included himself in the game as a joke.
** All the conpiracy theories ever made that were untrue and crazy but bsed on seemingly weird stuff? It's because the weird stuff is ''unexplainable'' from here; they're actually easter eggs.
* Booooring! This should've ended, like, a zillion turns ago. [[EricDVH I]] wanna play ''[[SidMeiersAlphaCentauri Alpha Centauri]]''!
** The game hasn't ended because all the players are stuck in ''[[JustOneMoreLevel "One...more...turn..."]]'' mode. But what happens when they stop taking turns?
* Clearly, most of the players are trying for a Cultural victory (especially the American and Chinese players), though the Islamic fundamentalist ones are mixing it with Conquest. Japan may yet achieve Technological victory though.
** Actually, America is trying to aim for Technological victory with its powerful military and space program (while simultaneously mixing it with some Conquest), while Japan is trying to aim for Cultural victory (anime is popular).

[[WMG: Barack Obama is a character from TheWestWing, escaped into our world.]]
Both of Obama's autobiographical books are full of anecdotes that sound more like Aaron Sorkin writing than real life. Obama himself is the classic Sorkin hero: hyper-articulate, fiercely intelligent and not afraid to tackle controversy head-on, all rare qualities in real-world politicians. He's even quit smoking, but is rumored to sneak the occasional cigarette, just like Jed Bartlett. As the election goes on, Obama is bringing more and more of TheWestWing into the real world. Already the Democrats have had a bitter, drawn-out primary race while the Republicans have selected someone the conservatives hate. If he's elected President the entire country will immediately become as fictional as he is.
* The sharpness of the contrast between Obama (multiracial, lived abroad as a child, possibly the best orator of any major presidential candidate in the last 50 years) and Bush (purest of WASP stock, not at all well-traveled pre-presidency for a man of his wealth, says things like "nucular" and "terrrr") seems like something a fiction writer would come up with, too.
* Actually, the Obama-analogue in the West Wing was created when the West Wing writers met Barack Obama. Clearly, they used time-travel or the spice agony to discover the results of the election.
** Or just figured he'd probably win.
*** Okay, but how do you explain their forecast of the rest of the campaign? Nobody could have predicted Palin.
* At times the actor portraying Obama has trouble making some of the lines he's given actually sound fiercely intelligent and principled, but fortunately the director can usually make up for it with camera angles and staging.
* This is actually justified, in that his badass Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel is said to have actually been the inspiration for West Wing character Josh Lyman. Life imitates art imitates life.

[[WMG:Sleep is death]]
An individual consciousness naturally degrades over a 24 hour period. Eventually it dies and the body has to go on automatic. A new consciousness is then created to be in charge over the next day. The reason this doesn't seem to happen is only because memory is kept and the newer consciousness is given the memories of the old one. This is based on the common objection to teleportation (that the new copy wouldn't be the same person, but would rather just behave like that same person and have their memories). Since we wouldn't be able to tell if this was happening to a teleported copy, how could we tell it wasn't happening to ordinary people, all the time?
* Well I believe that this is somewhat likely as I (or previous versions of this editor) sometimes go through where I look in the mirror and get this flash of memories and can't shake this feeling that maybe these memories "aren't mine". Obviously more than once wondering if I was a tomato in the mirror.
** The fact that we seem more likely to catch onto that the memories are not technically our own could be because the daily consciousness can, under some circumstances, be forced to function for a few hours longer, allowing the new consciousness to be programmed somewhere in the large part of our brain we don't appear to use to full advantage. The new consciousness may be run without a shutdown period first, but when it is, the brief overlap of the two consciousnesses causes some confusion as to whose memories are being accessed.
*** You Fail Neurology Forever. This troper has experienced alien memories, as well, after having slept. I call them "dreams".
* I remember reading about one guy that went without sleep for nearly 5 days. He did have all sorts of problems (hallucinations, lack of logic and awareness, etc.), but he still remained somewhat functional.
* While I've had my own share of moments like that, there's also one major problem with this theory, namely that I've gone more then 24 hours without sleeping and remained more or less functional and so have plenty of other people. Clearly, you don't die unless you sleep. Avoid sleep.
* Dreams are the result of the new consciousness being debugged before coming online.
* This troper finds it funny that the morning before she read this, she woke up briefly, then proceeded to sleep for another hour. Said second sleep had some very weird dreams. I guess that consciousness was really buggy.
** In truth, we are dead/comatose while awake, and alive while sleeping. Comatose/afterlife world sucks, and when we "die", we go to a slightly better world, with powers and abilities, where there's no wars or hunger. Think about Bleach, but with the CrapsackWorld being the one without powers, where we are currently living.
* Sleep is a computer error... a sweet, delicious, helluvagoodtime computer error...
** A computer error that happens almost every 24 hours, what an awful computer system.
* The human body can live at the very most a month without sleep, so that must be the absolute amount of time a certain consciousness can last according to this WMG.
* Dreams are the afterlife.When you [[DeaderThanDead perma-die,]]the programming responsible for creating a new consciousness fails.

[[WMG:The great crash that happened here was the start of the reboot of the universe.]]
You know it makes sense.
* TV Tropes is not the center of the Universe. It was just a God's warning, but then, he let it go, he was too much bothered with being superior to care. God is an ADD, for sure.
** How do you for sure TV Tropes ISN'T the center of the universe?

[[WMG:We are all really just memes spread across the internet of the universe.]]
Meaning that the so called "memes" of our internet really do exist.
* One does not rule out the other. We could be creating a secondary level of reality with "sub-memes", who in turn create their own internet with their own memes, etc. We could have been created by Hypermemes in someone higher being's omniversal internet.
* Anonymous - [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Instrumentality]]
* Memes as Dawkins coined it are like viruses only sentient and reproduce through a consciousness' volition, [[TheMatrix much like a human]].
* Perhaps I'm Milhouse? Wait... He isn't a meme, but "Milhouse is not a meme" is. Oh, my, Milhouse is afterlife!

[[WMG: Zhuangzi Was Right]]
[[SchrodingersButterfly We are all actually butterflies dreaming of being human.]] Butterflies, or something ... [[Main/CosmicHorror else]].
* Dibs on Cthulhu!
** Until some [[{{Bleach}} Shinigami]] comes and slices us in half with their Zanpakutou and {{Death Note}}s. And then, we die. After all, they are the Gods of Death...
*** No, that's DEATH. Shingami are just kinda middle management. The real worry is Hellboy and the Goon.

[[WMG:You are in fact God.]]
Everything around exists solely because you do. The universe and everything is your creation and you are currently living life as a human out of boredom. You also erased your memories so as to enjoy the experience (Or not). Once you die you will become God once again.
* This Troper used to entertain that notion, until he realized that, compared to his friends, family, and total strangers, he has yet to be the main character in even a single arc in his entire life. This troper isn't god, someone else is.
** That's just what you want you to think.
** Of course, your true name is actually {{Suzumiya Haruhi}}.
** Arthie? Is that you? I'm sorry for creating such a miserable life to you, but mine isn't any better.
* Apologies to anyone who doesn't watch {{Prison Break}} but this is the first metaphor that came to mind. Every human being who has ever or will ever lived holds a piece of "Scylla" (most likely their soul). When the last human dies, all "Sycllas" will merge into God.
** This raises he question: where are the souls of all those people who are still to be born?
*** There is actually only a fixed number of souls. When there are more people born than that number, they get to live without one, that probably puts some limitations on them, for example inability to create art. When there are less humans than souls, souls inhabit animals/plants/objects. Or just float around as spirits.
* There is only one soul. It keeps reincarnating back and forth in time until it gets cool enough (by accumulating experience) to reincarnate as God. So you should be kind to others - they are the same person as you.
* The Subjective Idealists already theorized this.
* Ha! If I was God then why is RealLife such a batshit crap show that doesn't suit my expectations? I am God, but only in my imagination, speech and idea. Maybe we are in fact Gods who lost a war with fellow godlike beings and was imprisoned in this [[NietzscheWannabe pathetic meatbags]], being forced into a delusion called Real Life, yet we still have a testament to our godlike power through the power of Science and Communication.
* Unconsciously, I am God, and everything is the product and mirror of my unconscious repressed energies. Hence why the female existed for me in the first place, because the truth is, in real Reality, [[ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet There Are No Girls]]. Except for HaruhiSuzumiya. Who is imagining all the males in the world right now.

[[WMG:Everyone has potential access to "god-like" power...]]
[[ForgotICouldFly We've simply forgotten how to use it]]... [[CharlesAtlasSuperpower most of us]]...
* It's because our brains are full of curds and whey.
* Yes, all of us have potential to godlike power, but we couldn't use it because the worldwide conspiracy is trying to condition us to believe otherwise.

[[WMG: The Universe exists only because a Stable Time Loop occurred]]
Physicists are still not sure how can the universe be. It was created/born by an explosion of nothing. In reality it occured when a Sufficiently Advanced Alien race (or humanity) went back in time a few billion years to apply some Phlebotinum. This created the universe as it is, and also them.
* A simpler version of this theory is that time is circular, so at one point, the universe will start "going back in time" although no one on the inside would notice. Both the Stoics and Friedrich Nietzsche believed in this theory. Many philosophers have called it "The Eternal Recurrence."
It also makes sense that mankind did this: we created this universe with no other sentinent lifeforms so we'd have no enemies that are more advanced than we are.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html Meet the Large Hadron Collider.]] It could recreate the Big Bang and cause time travel simultaneously, meaning that, entirely by accident, mankind could open a stable time loop and ''invent the universe''. As early as October. Not even kidding.
** They're having trouble getting it running. Coincidence? Or desperate sabotage by the few project members who ''don't'' want to bring an end to the universe?
** Note of fact: the LHC does '''not''' "recreate" the Big Bang. It instead simulates the ''conditions'' that one would find roughly one trillionth of one trillionth of a nanosecond '''after''' the Big Bang. It does this by creating artificial cosmic ray impacts. Since cosmic rays have yet to destroy the world, it is unlikely that the LHC will succeed where they failed.

[[WMG: The world did end in January 2000, just like they said it would.]]
Since then, it's all been a horrible nightmare. The meaning of '42' was "How many presidential terms will the US have?"
* Alternately, the world ended in January 2001, because people were too swooned by the big round number and the possibility of computer bugs to realize that 200''1'' is the actual start of the millennium, not 200''0''. Specifically, it ended on January 20, 2001, shortly after George W. Bush took his oath of office (thus fulfilling the letter of the question stated above by becoming the actual 42nd president). Since that day, we have been in Hell -- literally.
** 2000? This eminds this troper of [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Second Impact]]......
** Gotta say, if this is true, Hell is WAY underrated. I mean, it has Wall-E, Portal, The Dark Knight...
*** Hell wasn't designed to handle the influx of all the awesome stuff in the world at once. It hasn't managed to beat everything down into lousy mediocrity yet.
**** Considering Bush got replaced by Obama, who is looking to be the best president in 50 years, Hell probably got ''overrun'' by the awesome stuff it was trying to beat down. Either that, or god just wanted to make us go through 7-8 years of Hell to make up for all the crap we pulled.
***** Nope, Obama's worse. Thanks for getting my hopes up.
****** Wow, YourMilageMayVary much? So far, he's one of the best presidents we've had in years from where I'm standing. Maybe we're in entirely separate universes and the wiki is some sort of nexus? The worst thing he's done so far is keep his campaign promise regarding Afghanistan and ignore the Republicans when they act like a small child who only knows the word "no" and uses it at every opportunity.
****** I think that the above WMG should be modified to say that the idea that political parties should have different views (you know, on issues) ended on 2010.

[[WMG: The "Real World" is all a product of Deadpool's insanity.]]
As a product of the wording in Deadpool's example on the Healing Factor entry. I've decided that the real world is, in fact, a product of Deadpool's delusion that he's in a comic book. The Marvel universe is real (and, due to the Amalgam-verse DC as well.) We are merely the imaginary readers of his imaginary comic, which niftily explains his popularity here on the intertubes.
* Deadpool is God. It explains Hitler.
** That doesn't explain Superboy Prime. Of course,maybe Deadpool is so batshit insane [[YourMindMakesItReal our universe has become real.]]

[[WMG: The Cretaceous/Tertiary extinction is this world's Main/BittersweetEnding.]]
Think about it.

[[WMG: We can determine the processes of the mind by comparing them to simulations.]]
* A theory states that dreams and hallucinations are, actually, representative of the mind's processes. They have the same errors as computer programs: Clipping errors, missing textures, time becoming distorted and others. We should measure the electrical impulses produced by such events, then have programmers creates games that simulate them. They should, then, add bugs that simuate the errors. We woud measure the electrical activity caused by these programs, then the difference after the bugs are fixed. We would, then, induce the dreams and hallucinations and use electrical pulses to simulate the act of fixing the bugs, possibly making the experiences more consistent and giving us insights into the mind. All those who understand psychology and Neurology, please feel free to tear this theory an *** .

[[WMG: The Millenium Bug had nothing to do with computers.]]
It was really an actual virus, designed to kill all those infected at 00:00, 01/01/2000, and created many, MANY years ago. A computer programmer hired to write the software that was used to engineer the virus gained a guilty conscience, and started writing the "glitch" that became the Millenium or [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2000_problem Y2K]] bug into computers and computer software as a warning. Unfortunately, as computers advanced, other programmers fixed the glitch and the warning went unheeded as the actual virus spread to the far corners of the earth, leaving none clean. The virus then activated, just as planned. Put simply, EVERYONE IS ALREADY DEAD.
* I got better...
* That explains the Avian, Swine and H1N1 flu virus....
* 2000, MillenniumBug, RocksFallEveryoneDies..... Wait, isn't that kinda like [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Second Impact]]?

[[WMG: The universe began ten seconds ago. [[FakeMemories All your memories before that are fake.]]]]
Blame Haruhi.
* Not again!
** This explains this unnerving sense of deja vu....
*** Every Thursday. Next question?
* Must.... kill..... schoolgirl.......
* Looks like what [[NineteenEightyFour The Party]] said was real......

[[WMG: On September 10th, 2008, the Large Hadron Collider actually did destroy the world.]]
However, someone realized it and recreated the world so that no one noticed anything. This someone? HaruhiSuzumiya / [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]] / Robin Williams / eh, pick your favorite Time Lord, I can't please all of you.
* Stephen Hawking did it ''with his mind''.
** [[AtomicRobo ****** .]]
** Stephen Hawking is [[{{Watchmen}} Doctor Manhattan]]?
* I was bored, okay? Stop all this pressure, I can't stand it anymore! I AM GOD! Happy?
* This WMG should read: "4.5 billion years ago, a cosmic ray destroyed the world." After all, the LHC is just a cosmic ray simulator.

[[WMG: The Wold Newton Universe Is Real]]
* Seriously, check the site, those guys try so hard to make everything gell date-wise and with all the TangledFamilyTree they have to deal with- they wouldn't make that much effort unless some of it was true, and being repressed by some shadowy conspiracy- plus, a world where Doc Savage, Sherlock Holmes, Dracula, Batman and Superman (even if it the wimpy "leap an eigth of a mile... nothing short of a bursting shell could peirce his skin" version) where/are in some form real? Hell yeah!!


[[WMG: It really is the Large Hard-On Collider.]]
All those statements? Aren't typos. Expect slash fic of galactic proportions.
* Or really, really tiny ones.
** Talk about a micropenis... Nay, nanopenis!
*** Penis-shaped atoms?
**** YES.
** It's not ''[[BiggusDickus that]]'' [[BiggusDickus nano]].

[[WMG: RocksFallEveryoneDies]]
The way this show has been killing off characters, you'd think it was writing them off on their taxes. I suspect that the writers will go a little overboard at the end of the next season.
* Hey, there's been one or two exceptions by some accounts. Its just MOST of the cast dies.
** Yeah... wait, what?!
* Have you been paying any attention at all? They keep introducing way more characters than they're killing off. And the original cast is long dead, so I don't know what you're talking about.
** Doom's Day is the final chapter, and then, everybody has a DistantFinale... In Heaven, or Hell.

[[WMG: There is/are both one, and an infinite number, of any given subatomic particle]]
This Guess assumes that the "many worlds" theory of reality applies. Essentially, instead of manufacturing multiples of any given atom, quark, what-have-you, there is only ''one'' of every matter entity in the universe. All realities are reflections of these "prime atoms" expressed in different ways. So you, and the AlternateUniverse version of you are made of separate expressions of your prime atoms. In universes where you don't exist, those atoms express as something else. Basically, it takes Plato's idea of all chairs being an expression of the concept of "chairness", and applys it to all matter to solve the problem of matter recruitment for multiple timelines.
* I think Richard Feynman actually proposed(half in jest) a similar theory about all electrons being one electron displaced through space and time.
* Plato Was Right again?

[[WMG: God is an imperfect [[Main/PromotionToParent older brother]]]]
The God of the Abrahamic religions is not, in fact, all-knowing and omnipotent, nor is he morally perfect. He merely tries to be as an inspiration to humanity to prevent them from collapsing into chaos.
* Because, you know, Jesus could just leave us to chaos... But then, who ''is'' the true God?

[[WMG: You are a figment of your mother's imagination]]
You became real after enough people [[Main/YourMindMakesItReal started believing in you.]]
* Explains OedipusComplex to an O.
* What if I'm rejected by her, but yet, she didn't abort me? AH-HAH! GOT YOUR FLAW!
** She believes you exist, she just doesn't like you. [[GodIsEvil Sorry.]]
** Her abortion of you is this universe's representation of her rejection of belief in you. As she did not abort you, she believes in you.
* This [=WMG=] is nonsense. I became real by [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann believing in me who believes in myself]]. Beat that!
** Only entities have the capacity to create or modify reality through belief. If an entity believes in you, you can exist, but not as an entity capable of belief. Thus you cannot believe in yourself to upgrade your existence to the level of an entity. It's a Catch-22. That said, we need some hypotheses as to how entities capable of belief can come about.
*** You have the problem, of course, that your mother is a figment of her mother's imagination, thus if an entity believes in you, you can exist as and entity capable of belief!

[[WMG: You are all a figment of my imagination]]
You don't know it because I don't imagine you could.
* [[DisneyThemeParks Oh-ho-ho-ho-HO!!! Dreamfinder, I'm just right!]]
* In your dreams.
* Correct. I'm writing this right now, but I'm not actually writing it, because I don't exist. My own conciousness is just a figment of your imagination, or maybe I'm not sentinent at all, I'm not sure, as I don't exist. But if I'm not writing this, then who is? No one is, but someone must be. Perhaps it's you, or your subconcious, or someone else entirely. But that wouldn't make sense, as nothing but you is real, so you are everything. Your not god though, as god creates things, while you just are, existing in a place where nothing exists and imagining an entire world where there are tropers and air and earth and space, even though you are actually just there, being. Every single troper is the only one that exists, and everyone and everything is just their imagination. So only one of us actually exists, but we all do, inside the mind of one of us. Who happens to be You.

[[WMG: [[BillOReilly Bill O'Reilly]] and KeithOlbermann are good friends in real life.]]
* While playing golf one day they cooked up the idea that, as hosts of news/opinion shows that staked out opposite ends of the political spectrum, it would be mutually beneficial to be seen as [[TheRival rivals]] with personal animosity between them.
** Also, they're both anarchists, taking up their respective positions so that they can secretly twist them into extreme factions that will eventually attack each other on motorbikes.
*** Note to self: cancel motorbike raids.
*** Note to self: raid previous poster while their defenses are down!
** Actually the two of them being friends is not that farfetched, Olbermann used to work at Fox and has admitted that he has maintained personal friendships with many people over there, even some which he has named the Worst Person in the World, like the late Tony Snow, it is not too hard to theories that O'Reilly is also on that list.

[[WMG: MaximilienRobespierre is the universe's first attempt at {{moe}}.]]
* [[{{Meganekko}} Glasses that manage not to conceal his eyes? Check.]] [[IllGirl Sickly disposition? Check.]] [[TheWoobie Horribly misguided but good-intentioned? Meeting a gruesome end? Check, check, CHECK.]] Pale, spacey, soft-spoken and HollywoodHomely with an AxCrazy streak, FallenHero KnightTemplar, with an adorable TrademarkFavoriteFood and [[HoYay few female friends]]. Saint Just is his [[TomboyAndGirlyGirl tomboyish hoop-earringed companion]] and Desmoulins might just bea very, very UnluckyChildhoodFriend. Unfortunately, his series is short-running, though long enough to piss off the MoralGuardians (and anyone with eyes in their head) and [[FullCircleRevolution ends badly]], bordering on a GainaxEnding.
** Alternately, he is the UnluckyEverydude protagonist of a deconstruction of both rose-tinted historical shojo manga and HaremAnime series. His UnwantedHarem consists of a ClingyJealousGirl [[BrotherSisterIncest sister, for those who like that sort of thing]] (who ends up looking rather pitiful), Elenore Duplay the somewhat clueless ShrinkingViolet [[MoeMoe Moe Blob]] with her very ''own'' ClingyJealousGirl streak, Charlotte Corday (who wandered off on her own and bad stuff happened; initially planned to be some sort of French YamatoNadeshiko turned {{Tsundere}}), Saint-Just the [[{{Bishonen}} borderline Bridget for the yaoi fangirls]], [[UnluckyChildhoodFriend Desmoulins, for extra yaoi factor, an extremely unlucky childhood friend]]. Outside of the harem, Danton is the unfortunate, somewhat oafish BoisterousBruiser. Of course, reality not being fiction, [[ItGotWorse things deconstructed all right.]] Think about this. Was that the sound of something breaking? Your soul, perhaps?
* Queen Victoria was going to be the pretty princess, and possibly a MagicalGirl as well. But then, something just... Not went.

[[WMG: My life is a Truman Show Plot]]
I can't help shake these odd feelings that some things are out of the ordinary. Of course you guys would just say i'm being paranoid. You don't want me to know the truth!
* Yes, you're right. Your entire life is a show. But nobody's watching, because it's boring. Get more musical numbers and some hot babes in there, could you? Maybe a chase scene or a shootout, too.
* My life is more like NeonGenesisEvangelion without the awesome parts. And Pen Pen is a dog.

[[WMG: We are living in a bad John Ringo novel.]]
Based on [[http://hradzka.livejournal.com/194753.html?thread=760769#t760769 this comment]] he posted on the [[Memes/{{Literature}} 'OH JOHN RINGO NO]]' review.
-->''I decided early in the book that I was simply going to ignore reality whenever possible. The islands in the second story in 'Ghost' DON'T EXIST. Neither does the town in Bosnia. If I needed the sun coming up in the east, I'd do it. It's that kind of story. Reality be utterly damned.''
In our world, the sun ''does'' come up in the east - therefore, John Ringo is writing it. This is definitely a [[PoisonOakEpilepticTrees Poison Oak Epileptic Tree]].
* I prefer the Instrumentality theory.

[[WMG: Washing machines were built in {{Hammerspace}}.]]
It makes sense- where does that one sock ''go'' to? Why, a small portal to Hammerspace, allowing a sock to slip through.
* They are flushed away with the water, so, they go to the sewers. And you know, [[FindingNemo every sewer leads to sea]].

[[WMG: Packing peanuts are living creatures.]]
They reproduce by fission, like bacteria, at an average rate of once every hundred years. Also, they're capable of communicating telepathically.
* All kinds of nuts are living creatures, as they are... I don't know, maybe ''seeds''...
** He means the styrofoam variety.
* Also, the crackling sound when you crush them are them SCREAMING IN AGONY.

[[WMG: Real life is not only fiction to somebody else, it's also hilarious]]
We don't know when stuff is funny, because we live in the world. So obviously when we talk about important issues, the viewers are laughing about how stupid and inconsistent they are. Life has tons of plotholes, but we have no idea what they are because our logic has conformed to it.

So who are these people who think human life is hilarious?! TheWorldMayNeverKnow.
* God. That's all.

[[WMG: Brazil is, in truth, an Universal Warp.]]
Not because the laws of Physics don't work, but because most of the other laws don't. The ultra-rich BigBad never goes arrested, but just gets [[DarknessEqualsDeath murdered]] instead. There is a true balance between good and evil, and our president is called by his nickname, unlike... Pretty much all other countries. And there was a famous medium/psychic called Francisco Xavier, which would be Francis Xavier in the English variation, but Francis got the same letters as Charles, so, our deceased medium could be a mutant. Darn, we have a soup-opera ''about'' mutants, while still having the drama! Our contry is shaped similarly enough like a heart, and there's no snow in any regions. Ever. In truth, Rio de Janeiro can be a warm place even in Winter. Something is really weird about this country. Perhaps RL Haruhi lives here (taking consideration that the diametral opposite of Japan in the world's map is somewhere in Brazil), or perhaps here is a Time Lord's TARDIS.
* Perhaps the IRL HaruhiSuzumiya ''really'' lives in Brazil, and she's going to erase everybody from existence if we piss her off enough. So, let's live and let this country live in peace.
** Brazil's just trying to gain popularity again. Ignore it. (Only fascinating thing is the world's least threatening CosmicHorror)

[[WMG: Time stopped, but your mind didn't.]]
Your entire life so far is just a daydream you made up to pass the time. It's taking so long for time to restart, because there is no time for it to restart in, that you forgot who you were and that it was a dream.
* There's no time. The only plausible explanation for the impossibility of time travel ''and'' Dèjá-vu.
** According to a story by JorgeLuisBorges, our entire lives may be a half-remembered recollection of what really happened, after time itself has ended.

[[WMG: There is only one particle of matter in existence, with thousands of portals to it all around the universe.]]
The portals are to the front, back, left, right, top, and bottom, and it's spinning counterclockwise based on the "locations" of the portals. Each of the six portals is an infinite number of other microscopic portals stacked in layers, and reversing the spin of tangled particles is really just folding two portals across each other into a pair of moebius strips, and turns the portals from a direct portal to a reverse portal. (And yes, [[{{Portal}} three of the portals are blue and three are orange.]])
* So, all cakes are lies?
* Wait--then what are we made out of--little bits of the particle?
* Greeks already theorized something like this: it's called the Monad, a single particle existing in infinity.
* And the name of that particle is ''[[CthulhuMythos Azathoth]]''. After all, he is at the center of infinity...
** No, the name of the particle is the God Particle. Portals are also able to refine this particle and change its composition (hence why we have protons, electrons, neutrons, antimatter, etc.), not just moving the particle to different locations in [[strike:Yog Sothoth]] the Multiverse. Azathoth was simply a being who was so close to the closest possible portal to this particle he was infused and made up of this particle at its purest form, turning him into a nuclear chaos made up of purified constantly-teleporting Particle, but because the particle wasn't refined by the portals he is not able to gain sapience which we and Nyarlathotep possess (souls are mainly just versions of this particle at its most refined form, being plagued with the alien concept of ideas).
* Is it TheDarkTower?

[[WMG: Real life is filmed in front of a live studio audience.]]
Awkward silences are actually places where our actors are pausing for audience reactions.
* NOOOOOO!!!!!!

[[WMG: I am the director of your own show. Call me God]]
I have the power to renew your show for a second series but as of yet very few characters have been entertaining enough to allow such a gratious act. Too much breaking of the fouth wall will also result in your show getting cancelled.
* Hey! Screw you, viewing public! Go watch something better, I want to get a ''serious'' role!
** Renew PushingDaisies then, or I go on strike.
** I demand my role be played by Nathan Fillion!
** Screw you guys, i'm in my trailer!
* I on the otherhand, am the producer.

[[WMG: The universe is constantly collapsing and rebuilding itself.]]
The universe is a very big and unstable thing, right? I mean, there are unstable particles and strange forces everywhere. Surely the universe can't do anything except collapse. But, since the universe is everything and every space, there's nowhere for the destroyed universe to go. So it has to regenerate itself from its remains. That universe, however, must be even more unstable than the former universe, being a mishmash of destroyed universe pieces, and so collapses even more quickly. Memories or records of past events only exist because they haven't managed to get into a position where it is impossible for the universe to recreate them. This so nicely explains the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
* It happens every Thursday. You know, most boring day of the week, HaruhiSuzumiya...

[[WMG: The Rapture Already Happened.]]
Every angry christian nutbag calls their enemy The Antichrist, this we know. But according to christian tradition, The Antichrist can't appear until long after The Rapture. Therefore, if you hear some christian claim that someone they hate is The Antichrist and that the end is near, they're actually admitting they weren't good enough to be raptured with god's chosen. And if you believe them, you're admitting the same thing about yourself.
* To be fair to most Christians, the Rapture is a new and radical theological theory only proposed in 1738 and 1748 by Philip Doddridge and John Gill, respectively, and didn't become popular until the late 19th century in America.
* Maybe the Rapture happened and nobody at all left the planet, because nobody lives up to Jesus' high standards.
** The entire ''point'' of Christianity is that supposedly nobody can live up to God's high standards, so Jesus decided to take our punishment so we can go to heaven anyway.

[[WMG: Live is an [[Literature/ThePrincessBride S. Morgenstern]] book]]
Anyone who says differently is selling something else.

[[WMG:[[{{Supermarionation}} Puppets have life, love, and]] [[ParanoiaFuel evulz]]...]]

[[WMG: Barack Obama is TheWesley.]]

[[WMG: The Universe is an ever-shifting chaos...]]
... and the world as you perceive it is the end result of putting said chaos through a filter in your mind. As the universe changes, the filter slowly loses its effectiveness, causing "glitches" that manifest as random oddities or, in more severe cases, hallucinations. The filter is recalibrated when you're sleeping and dreams are caused by your brain trying to find a new way of turning a maddening mess into the reality you're familiar with. Doomsday will arrive when mankind discovers a way to remove the filter and observe the universe directly.
* And this filter is no other than what we call The Brain. The Brain does looks like a filter....
** More like the filter is the Higgs Boson, since it does generate mass and therefore mathematical limitations....
*** Speaking of mathematical limitations, there's also the possibility that mathematics itself is the filter. Hence why actual DivisionByZero is forbidden, it will cause the destruction of the filter called math and plunge us into the utter chaos that resemble TheImageboardThatMustNotBeNamed.
** The filter is called the [[NeonGenesisEvangelion AT Field]]. It's even referenced in the canon: the AT Field is the absolute territory of a psychic presence where the individual ego is separated from the outside world. AT Fields protect and defend our conscious mind from the utter chaos of both the outside world and our own unconscious mind, at the cost of well, a mundane reality and other people being hell.
*** Angels are a race of species who discovered how to manipulate said filter, causing them to absorb as many quantum mechanical probabilities as possible (hence why Angelic matter is called "Particle-wave Matter", a quantum mechanical term) and finally become Lovecraftian Eldritch Abominations (few survived in the process by the way, since Angels were once a race). Humans on the other hand, strengthened their own filters instead of manipulating them, causing them to develop reason, science and individuality. Instrumentality is the Doomsday that is hypothesized, when humanity decided to follow the Angelic way and remove said filter for the love of chaos, omnipotence, eternal overdosed pleasure, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking fanservice in the form of Rei Ayanami]].
**** That reminds me of the [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann Anti-Spirals]]....
**** Oh my god, The anti-spiral leader is [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji!]]
**** Eternal pleasure and fanservice... Does that mean we will meet [[{{Warhammer 40000}} Slaanesh]] when we remove our filters? Holy shit we're Eldar!
* This Troper is just here to say that the Discordians actually believe this is the case.

[[WMG: EverybodyIsJesusInPurgatory]]
This world is actually Purgatory, and the souls of the dead are continually reincarnated here until they have worked through the issues that keep them from ascending to Heaven. Everybody who reads this message is actually one of the "cycles" of Jesus. The fact that you're so fucked up in the head is proof positive that Jesus still has a long way to go.
* Not Jesus, but Moses. That guy got bigger issues.

[[WMG: The meaning of life is to prove the meaning of life.]]
As soon as someone proves that statement, life will have no meaning.
* [[HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy 42]].
* [[LookingforGroup the meaning of life is obviously...buckets]]

[[WMG: Life ''has'' no meaning.]]
Not nihilism. There is no inherent meaning, so you have to [[{{Main/EarnYourHappyEnding}} make your own]].
* So, Existentialism.
* To create your own meaning you need to have a mind to do it with. Where the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] did the mind come from in the first place?? Or is the mind ''the meaning''???

** Well, at least one insane right wing militia is [[DeusEx on the up and up.]]