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Alastor would definitely not know what the word "queer" means in its modern usage.


* TransparentCloset: What are you talking about? While I confess no woman has ever caught my eye, that does not mean I am somehow queer, no matter what comments others make to the contrary. No I don't know what Rosie meant by an "[[UsefulNotes/{{Asexual}} ace in the hole,]]" why do you ask? Better yet, mind your own business.

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* TransparentCloset: What are you talking about? While I confess no woman has ever caught my eye, that absolutely does not in any regard mean I am somehow queer, have [[UnusualEuphemism one of those unique proclivities]] which [[CastFullOfGay so many in Hell seem to have]], no matter what comments others may make to the contrary. contrary! No I don't know what Rosie meant by an "[[UsefulNotes/{{Asexual}} ace in the hole,]]" why do you ask? Better yet, mind your own business.business!
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* AppropriatedAppellation: "A face for radio" may be an insult but the phrase apply rather well given my affinity for radio and the fact I don't mix well with more visual mediums.

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* AppropriatedAppellation: "A face for radio" may be an insult insult, but the phrase apply applies rather well given my affinity for radio and the fact I don't mix well with more visual mediums.mediums, doesn't it?



* DracoInLeatherPants: I definitely ''have'' taken notice of the multitude of those who are willing to excuse my more unsavory aspects, and embrace them with open arms! After all, it will only be that much easier to gain possession of their souls! Although it do wish this infatuation had more to do with my boundless charm and less to do with my...[[PerversesexualLust enticing physical attributes]], but one mustn't look a gift horse in the mouth!

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* DracoInLeatherPants: I definitely ''have'' taken notice of the multitude of those who are willing to excuse my more unsavory aspects, and embrace them with open arms! After all, it will only be that much easier to gain possession of their souls! Although it I do wish this infatuation had more to do with my boundless charm and less to do with my...[[PerversesexualLust enticing physical attributes]], but one mustn't look a gift horse in the mouth!
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* AppropriatedAppellation: "A face for radio" may be an insult but the phrase apply rather well given my affinity for radio and the fact I don't mix well with more visual mediums.


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* TransparentCloset: What are you talking about? While I confess no woman has ever caught my eye, that does not mean I am somehow queer, no matter what comments others make to the contrary. No I don't know what Rosie meant by an "[[UsefulNotes/{{Asexual}} ace in the hole,]]" why do you ask? Better yet, mind your own business.
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* DracoInLeatherPants: I definitely ''have'' taken notice of the multitude of those who are willing to excuse my more unsavory aspects, and embrace them with open arms! After all, it will only be that much easier to gain possession of their souls! Although it do wish this infatuation had more to do with my boundless charm and less to do with my...[[PerversesexualLust enticing physical attributes]], but one mustn't look a gift horse in the mouth!
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* {{Expy}}: Between the power we wield, our keen eye for fashion, and our shared musical talent, I'll admit that this [[WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog Dr. Facilier]] gentleman and I ''do'' have quite a bit in common.

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* {{Expy}}: Between the power we wield, our keen eye for fashion, and our shared musical talent, I'll admit that this [[WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog Dr. Facilier]] gentleman and I ''do'' have quite a bit in common.common! I can't help but feel [[Creator/KeithDavid his voice sounds strikingly familiar]], however...

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* {{Expy}}: Between the power we wield, our keen eye for fashion, and our shared musical talent, I'll admit that this [[WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog Dr. Facilier]] gentleman and I ''do'' have quite a bit in common.



* SharpDressedMan: But of course! A well-tailored suit is second only to a beaming smile in terms of vestment importance! Personally, I keep my dress coat completely spotless, and have it repaired posthaste the moment any damage is done to it! Mind you, [[TheDreaded that only happens very rarely to begin with, as there are very few Sinners stupid enough to even attempt to ruin the garments of the Radio Demon!]].

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* SharpDressedMan: But of course! A well-tailored suit is second only to a beaming smile in terms of vestment importance! Personally, I keep my dress coat completely spotless, and have it repaired posthaste the moment any damage is done to it! Mind you, [[TheDreaded that only happens very rarely to begin with, as there are very few Sinners stupid enough to even attempt to ruin the garments of the Radio Demon!]].Demon!]]
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* LikeASonToMe: Indeed, I have taken on something of a paternalistic role to Princess Morningstar! Of course, I never did have any children of my own when I was alive! I was preoccupied by...[[evil:other matters.]] Is my seeming parental affection toward her genuine, or just a way of placing her firmly in the palm of my hand? There you go again trying to dredge up any infinitesmal morsel of my true motivations! I'm two steps ahead of you at least, my friend!

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* LikeASonToMe: Indeed, It's true, I have taken on something of a paternalistic role to Princess Morningstar! Of course, I never did have any children of my own when I was alive! I was preoccupied by...[[evil:other matters.]] Is my seeming parental affection toward her genuine, or just a way of placing her firmly in the palm of my hand? There you go again trying to dredge up any infinitesmal morsel of my true motivations! I'm two steps ahead of you at least, my friend!

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* LikeASonToMe: Indeed, I have taken on something of a paternalistic role to Princess Morningstar! Of course, I never did have any children of my own when I was alive! I was preoccupied by...[[evil:other matters.]] Is my seeming parental affection toward her genuine, or just a way of placing her firmly in the palm of my hand? There you go again trying to dredge up any infinitesmal morsel of my true motivations! I'm two steps ahead of you at least, my friend!
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* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: Before I subject you to unfathomable torture and broadcrast your screams across all of Hell, how would you to try my jambayala? It's a recipe my dear old mother gave me and gives me quite fond memories.

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* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: Before I subject you to unfathomable torture and broadcrast broadcast your screams across all of Hell, how would you like to try my jambayala? jambalaya? It's a recipe my dear old mother gave me and gives me. Gives me quite fond memories.
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* NoLoveForTheWicked: An effeminate fellow of mine suggested to give me pleasure in the form of the degenerate act of felatio. I polite said "Ha! No" to this perverse suggestion. I'd much rather listen to the sounds to tortured screams on the radio.

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* NoLoveForTheWicked: An effeminate fellow of mine suggested Oh yes, that insipid and tawdry Angel Dust offered on multiple occasions to give catch me in a lover's embrace (transparently for his own pleasure in rather than mine) before he got the form of the degenerate act of felatio. hint that I polite said "Ha! No" had less than no interest in his uncouth advances! Leave these lowly peons to this their perverse suggestion. I'd much rather listen affectations, I say, and let me divert my attention to the sounds things that are ''really'' important, like tormenting those already under my yoke and seeking out more to tortured screams on the radio.join their ranks! Oh, would you ''wipe'' that ''insufferably'' [[TransparentCloset smug grin off your face]] already!
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* NoLoveForTheWicked: An effeminate fellow of mine suggested to give me pleasure in the form of the degenerate act of felatio. I polite said "Ha! No" to this perverse suggestion. I'd much rather listen to the sounds to tortured screams on the radio.
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* CameraShy: ''Shy?'' Hahahaha! Perish the thought! I simply believe that radio is the ''proper'' medium to express oneself!

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* CameraShy: ''Shy?'' Hahahaha! Perish the thought! I ''adore'' [[AttentionWhore attention from the masses]]! I simply believe that radio is the ''proper'' medium to express oneself!
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* CameraShy: ''Shy?'' Hahahaha! Of course not! I simply believe that radio is the ''proper'' medium to express oneself!

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* CameraShy: ''Shy?'' Hahahaha! Of course not! Perish the thought! I simply believe that radio is the ''proper'' medium to express oneself!
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* CameraShy: ''Shy?'' Hahahaha! Of course not! I simply believe that radio is the ''proper'' medium to express oneself!
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* OpportunisticBastard: Are you suggesting I should try making deals with folks when they're ''not'' at the end of their rope and backed helplessly into a corner like the squealing, fragile little rodents that they are? What a preposterous little mote of nonsense!

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* OpportunisticBastard: Are you suggesting I should try making deals with folks when they're ''not'' of ''sound mind and body'' instead of at the end of their rope and backed helplessly into a corner like the squealing, fragile little rodents that they are? What a preposterous little mote of nonsense!nonsense! Do keep telling your stupendous japes!
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* ManipulativeBastard: You look exactly like [[JustForFun/TvTropesWillRuinYourLife the sort of wretched, downtrodden sap who spends large portions of their day-to-day life cataloguing the narrative devices in works of fiction! Perhaps you've even alienated your friends and your loved ones by constantly spouting incomprehensible jargon, hm?]] You know, I may know of a method or two that would be able to fix all of that in an instant! All you would have to do is [[DealWithTheDevil make one tiny, simple, inconsequential little deal with me...]] Oh, don't be afraid, my friend! [[evil:I can assure you don't need your soul for anything. All it does is take up space!]]


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* OpportunisticBastard: Are you suggesting I should try making deals with folks when they're ''not'' at the end of their rope and backed helplessly into a corner like the squealing, fragile little rodents that they are? What a preposterous little mote of nonsense!


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* VoiceOfTheLegion: Well, naturally I can't just pull out the old "Edsel going haywire" voice on a whim, old pal! You've got to save it for moments when it's at its [[evil:most intimidating!]]
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* AffablyEvil: But of course. Wayward Sinners are so much more willing to [[YourSoulIsMine consign their souls over]] to a friendly, smiling face than a scowling one! Of course, when one has mastered the art of intrigue such as I, [[PassiveAggressiveKombat it is always possible to work subtle digs and power plays into one's speech]] so that those who speak to you never forget ''who is in charge.''

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* AffablyEvil: But of course. course! Wayward Sinners are so much more willing to [[YourSoulIsMine consign their souls over]] to a friendly, smiling face than a scowling one! Of course, when one has mastered the art of intrigue such as I, [[PassiveAggressiveKombat it is always possible to work subtle digs and power plays into one's speech]] so that those who speak to you never forget ''who is in charge.''
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* PrecisionFStrike: What, did you think that because I merely demonstrate a level of refinement to my speech that none of the other Hotel occupants share that I can't deftly wield some good old-fashioned profanity in the right circumstance? HA! [[evil:On the fucking contrary.]]

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* PrecisionFStrike: What, did you think that because I merely demonstrate a level of refinement to my speech that none of the other Hotel occupants share that share, I can't deftly wield some good old-fashioned profanity in the right circumstance? HA! [[evil:On the fucking contrary.]]
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* PrecisionFStrike: What, did you think that because I merely demonstrate a level of refinement to my speech that none of the other Hotel occupants share that I can't deftly wield some good old-fashioned profanity in the right circumstance? HA! [[evil:On the fucking contrary.]]
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* ArchEnemy: Who, ''[[Characters/HazbinHotelOverlordsOfHell Vox]]?'' The very idea that you think that me and that insufferable walking boob-tube are on an equal footing makes me break out laughing uncontrollably! AHA! HA! How utterly preposterous! [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Let us swiftly arrive at a different topic.]]

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* ArchEnemy: Who, ''[[Characters/HazbinHotelOverlordsOfHell Vox]]?'' The very idea that you think that me and that insufferable walking boob-tube and I are on an equal footing makes me break out laughing uncontrollably! AHA! HA! How utterly preposterous! [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Let us swiftly arrive at a different topic.]]
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* MysteriousPast: "Why are you so unusually strong for a Sinner?" "Where did you disappear to for seven years?" Oh, you and your endless parade of frivolous questions! Let me offer you some friendly advice: it matters far less how one ''obtained'' their power than if they are able to ''maintain'' it. And I have been doing an ''excellent'' job at maintaining my own power.

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* MysteriousPast: "Why are you so unusually strong for a Sinner?" "Where did you disappear to for seven years?" Oh, you and your endless parade of adorably frivolous questions! Let me offer you some friendly advice: it matters far less how one ''obtained'' their power than if they are able to ''maintain'' it. And I have been doing an ''excellent'' job at maintaining my own power.

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* TheDreaded: You can smell it too? That scintillating, delectable aura of fear that follows me wherever I walk and sends Sinners running for their afterlives? Good! Keeping it tucked in the recesses of your smaller-than-average mind will serve you well in the Pentagram, I think! You'll go far down here, my good fellow!



* FauxAffablyEvil: Not to worry, my anxious little compatriot! As long as you exhibit the deference and respect that you ought to in my presence, there will be no issue!...though, [[evil:if you ever somehow forget who you are speaking to, you would do well to remember that I could snap my fingers and you would be dead in an instant.]]



* RidiculouslyHighRelationshipStandards: The woman for me perhaps does not exist, my friend! I simply haven't found anyone who could possibly be my equal!-- What on ''earth'' is an "[[UsefulNotes/{{Asexual}} ace in the hole!?]]" [[TransparentCloset Why do people keep calling me that!?]]



* RidiculouslyHighRelationshipStandards: The woman for me perhaps does not exist, my friend! I simply haven't found anyone who could possibly be my equal!-- What on ''earth'' is an "[[UsefulNotes/{{Asexual}} ace in the hole!?]]" [[TransparentCloset Why do people keep calling me that!?]]

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* RidiculouslyHighRelationshipStandards: The woman for me perhaps does not exist, my friend! I simply haven't found anyone who could possibly be my equal!-- What on ''earth'' SharpDressedMan: But of course! A well-tailored suit is an "[[UsefulNotes/{{Asexual}} ace second only to a beaming smile in the hole!?]]" [[TransparentCloset Why do people terms of vestment importance! Personally, I keep calling me that!?]]my dress coat completely spotless, and have it repaired posthaste the moment any damage is done to it! Mind you, [[TheDreaded that only happens very rarely to begin with, as there are very few Sinners stupid enough to even attempt to ruin the garments of the Radio Demon!]].
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* PerverseSexualLust: I typically avoid perusing [[TotallyRadical the so-called "intercontinental information web"]] as the youths of today call it, but even then outside sources have unfortunately procured me [[RuleThirtyFour extremely tasteless drawings]] of me and other denizens of Hell committing...''egregious'' acts of sexual congress with one another! Quite a few of them have me embracing that strumpet of a spider demon who flaunts his goods around the Hotel like a newsboy hawking papers! Disgusting, it sickens me to think of it! As if I would offer my body up so freely to just ''anybody'', especially those of the male persuasion! Stop grinning so smugly! [[TransparentCloset Do you know something I don't?]]
* StepfordSmiler: Just because you see a smile, don't think you know what is going on underneath! Yes, [[{{Sadist}} it does bring me unfathomable gaeity to watch the pain and suffering of others]], but don't go assuming that I don't have my own set of problems. What are they? How unfathomably rude of you! That's absolutely none of your business!

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* PerverseSexualLust: I typically avoid perusing [[TotallyRadical the so-called "intercontinental information web"]] as (as the youths of today call it, it) on principle, but even then outside sources have unfortunately procured me [[RuleThirtyFour extremely tasteless drawings]] of me and other denizens of Hell committing...''egregious'' acts of sexual congress with one another! Quite a few of them have me embracing that strumpet of a spider demon who flaunts his goods around the Hotel like a newsboy hawking papers! Disgusting, it sickens me to think of it! As if I would offer my body up so freely to just ''anybody'', especially those of the male persuasion! Stop grinning so smugly! [[TransparentCloset Do you know something I don't?]]
* StepfordSmiler: Just because you see a smile, don't think you know what is going on underneath! Yes, [[{{Sadist}} it does bring me unfathomable inconcievable gaeity to watch the pain and suffering of others]], but don't go assuming that I don't have my own set of problems. What are they? How unfathomably rude of you! That's absolutely none of your business!
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* BecomingTheMask: HOHO! More baseless rumormongering, my favorite! Just because I happen to live with [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits a motley band of colorful characters]] doesn't mean I consider them my ''friends'', perish the thought! I am ''completely'' capable of separating business from pleasure! The fact that I almost gave my afterlife to save the Hotel was an unfortunate tragedy of circumstance when the goals of myself and Princess Morningstar briefly overlapped! Nothing more, nothing less!


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* MysteriousPast: "Why are you so unusually strong for a Sinner?" "Where did you disappear to for seven years?" Oh, you and your endless parade of frivolous questions! Let me offer you some friendly advice: it matters far less how one ''obtained'' their power than if they are able to ''maintain'' it. And I have been doing an ''excellent'' job at maintaining my own power.
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* AffablyEvil: But of course. Wayward Sinners are so much more willing to [[YourSoulIsMine consign their souls over]] to a friendly, smiling face than a scowling one! Of course, when one has mastered the art of intrigue such as I, [[PassiveAggressiveKombat it is always possible to work subtle digs and power plays into one's speech]] so that those who speak to you never forget ''who is in charge.''


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* LaughablyEvil: In addition to being yet another valuable tool in my social arsenal, mirth is also a great way to lighten the dreary atmosphere, especially if you live in as depressing and downtrodden a place as Princess Charlie's Hazbin Hotel!
* MemeticBadass: What's all this talk of me being on "fraud watch" and "punching above my weight class?" I swear, to the fickle generation of today, you [[Recap/HazbinHotelS1E8TheshowMustGoOn lose one fight against the First Man]] and suddenly you're ranker than last week's dirty laundry! Are these children not aware of how many Overlords I've killed? Have they no respect for their clear and present superiors!? I'd like to see ''[[LetsSeeYouDoBetter them]]'' last more than fifteen miserable seconds against an Exorcist, especially their leader, and we'll see who's still smiling afterward!


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* PerverseSexualLust: I typically avoid perusing [[TotallyRadical the so-called "intercontinental information web"]] as the youths of today call it, but even then outside sources have unfortunately procured me [[RuleThirtyFour extremely tasteless drawings]] of me and other denizens of Hell committing...''egregious'' acts of sexual congress with one another! Quite a few of them have me embracing that strumpet of a spider demon who flaunts his goods around the Hotel like a newsboy hawking papers! Disgusting, it sickens me to think of it! As if I would offer my body up so freely to just ''anybody'', especially those of the male persuasion! Stop grinning so smugly! [[TransparentCloset Do you know something I don't?]]

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Currently, I am in the employ of Charlie Morningstar (or at least she so thinks, hm?) as the facilities manager of her WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel! (The name was my idea; she originally called it the tacky and uninspired "Happy Hotel"!) It's my job to ensure that everything within the hotel's walls is running faster and more efficiently than greased lightning, though I do also offer my proficiency in combat towards the Hotel's defense from time to time. That rarely occurs, however! The denizens of the Pride Ring know better then to mess with me.

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Currently, I am in the employ of Charlie Morningstar (or at least she so thinks, hm?) as the facilities manager of her WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel! (The name was my idea; she originally called it the tacky and uninspired "Happy Hotel"!) It's my job to ensure that everything within the hotel's walls is running faster and more efficiently than greased lightning, though I do also offer my proficiency in combat towards the Hotel's defense from time to time. That rarely occurs, however! [[TheDreaded The denizens of the Pride Ring know better then to mess with me.me!]]



* AttentionWhore: I can't believe you haven't heard of me in ''any'' capacity! Do you not go outside? Do you not read the papers? Have you never talked to another Sinner? My name is abuzz constantly on the lips of Hell's proletariat! No, I was ''[[BlatantLies not]]'' completely upstaged by the King of Hell, causing me to nearly lose my composure! Didn't you watch me eviscerate those loan sharks!? Are you as blind as you are ignorant?
* BerserkButton: Oh, I haven't got any of those, my friend! I have a completely and utterly omniscient control over my temper! After all, a blank slate is impossible to read! Cool as a cucumber, that's me! You don't spend over a hundred years in Hell without picking up a few tricks on how to effectively mask your...[[evil:what did you just say about my being on a leash?]]



* StepfordSmiler: Just because you see a smile, don't think you know what is going on underneath! Yes, [[{{Sadist}} it does bring me unfathomable gaeity to watch the pain and suffering of others]], but don't go assuming that I don't have my own set of problems. What are they? How unfathomably rude of you! That's absolutely none of your business!
* RidiculouslyHighRelationshipStandards: The woman for me perhaps does not exist, my friend! I simply haven't found anyone who could possibly be my equal!-- What on ''earth'' is an "[[UsefulNotes/{{Asexual}} ace in the hole!?]]" [[TransparentCloset Why do people keep calling me that!?]]



* RidiculouslyHighRelationshipStandards: The woman for me perhaps does not exist, my friend! I simply haven't found anyone who could possibly be my equal!-- What on ''earth'' is an "[[UsefulNotes/{{Asexual}} ace in the hole!?]]" [[TransparentCloset Why do people keep calling me that!?]]

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* ArchEnemy: Who, ''[[Characters/HazbinHotelOverlordsOfHell Vox]]?'' The very idea that you think that me and that insufferable walking boob-tube are on an equal footing makes me break out laughing uncontrollably! AHA! HA! How utterly preposterous! [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Let us move to a different topic.]]

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* ArchEnemy: Who, ''[[Characters/HazbinHotelOverlordsOfHell Vox]]?'' The very idea that you think that me and that insufferable walking boob-tube are on an equal footing makes me break out laughing uncontrollably! AHA! HA! How utterly preposterous! [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Let us move to swiftly arrive at a different topic.]]]]
* ElectromagneticGhosts: I take my aversion to being captured on your newfangled video recording devices [[evil:quite seriously,]] chum, so you might as well put that thing away.
* EvilLuddite: It's not that I ''hate'' technologies which were invented after my untimely expiration on Earth, it's that [[DistinctionWithoutADifference those technologies are inherently worse!]]
* HiddenAgendaVillain: Well, of course I'm not going to just spill my guts to any Tom, Dick and Harry who comes asking! How do you think I've managed to become such a powerful Overlord? People respect those with a plan, but they ''fear'' an enigma! But please, [[WMG/HazbinHotel keep making your little theories, they are delightful to read!]]



* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ah, ''venison!'' Is there any victual in Heaven, Hell or Earth that can match it? The soft and tender yes slightly fatty meat, the stringy yet solid texture, the [[evil:rush one gets from the leaking blood and marrow of a freshly-killed buck...]] My apologies, I seem to have lost my train of thought.

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* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ah, ''venison!'' Is there any victual in Heaven, Hell or Earth that can match it? The soft and tender yes yet slightly fatty meat, the stringy yet solid texture, the [[evil:rush one gets from the leaking blood and marrow of a freshly-killed buck...]] My apologies, I seem to have lost my train of thought.
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''(This page is best read in the voice of Creator/AmirTalai using a crystal-clear transatlantic accent with a slightly tinny RadioVoice. Creator/EdwardBosco is also acceptable.)''

Pleasure to be meeting you, Troper! ''Quite'' a pleasure! It is I, [[Characters/HazbinHotelAlastor Alastor, the Radio Demon!]]

You've probably heard of me from my prolific radio broadcasts all across the Pentagram, but--what's that? You haven't?...That's quite alright! Surely then my reputation as an unusually fearsome Overlord of Hell precedes my every footstep...! You haven't heard of me at ''[[AttentionWhore all?]]''

[[evil:That's completely understandable. No, no, I'm absolutely peachy. Let us move on.]]

Currently, I am in the employ of Charlie Morningstar (or at least she so thinks, hm?) as the facilities manager of her WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel! (The name was my idea; she originally called it the tacky and uninspired "Happy Hotel"!) It's my job to ensure that everything within the hotel's walls is running faster and more efficiently than greased lightning, though I do also offer my proficiency in combat towards the Hotel's defense from time to time. That rarely occurs, however! The denizens of the Pride Ring know better then to mess with me.
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* ArchEnemy: Who, ''[[Characters/HazbinHotelOverlordsOfHell Vox]]?'' The very idea that you think that me and that insufferable walking boob-tube are on an equal footing makes me break out laughing uncontrollably! AHA! HA! How utterly preposterous! [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Let us move to a different topic.]]
* PerpetualSmiler: It's as I always say, you're never fully dressed without a smile! A smile is a valuable tool, my friend. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ah, ''venison!'' Is there any victual in Heaven, Hell or Earth that can match it? The soft and tender yes slightly fatty meat, the stringy yet solid texture, the [[evil:rush one gets from the leaking blood and marrow of a freshly-killed buck...]] My apologies, I seem to have lost my train of thought.
* RidiculouslyHighRelationshipStandards: The woman for me perhaps does not exist, my friend! I simply haven't found anyone who could possibly be my equal!-- What on ''earth'' is an "[[UsefulNotes/{{Asexual}} ace in the hole!?]]" [[TransparentCloset Why do people keep calling me that!?]]
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