History Quotes / WhereTheHellisSpringfield

-->-- '''Homer''' at [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRyHvgHW-wU Comic Con]]

->''In the first issue, they start by having the dog track the thieves' scent which leads them to a forest. And in this forest they conveniently come across the long-lost passageway into Canterlot. Okay, hold the goddamn phone! You're telling me that Maretime Bay was ''that'' close to Canterlot?! They were only walking for three hours before Izzy found the gate. And what the hell is the secret passage to Canterlot even doing in the middle of a forest? Canterlot is supposed to be located on the face of a giant mountain overlooking the surrounding valley. There's never a panel where The Mane Five are shown traveling upward or on some kind of incline, so how did they get up there? Even without that information, it makes' no sense how they'd be able to just '''walk''' here in as little as a few hours. Maretime Bay is established to be along the coastline, so even though we don't have an exact location we know for a fact that it's next to the ocean. Now, look at this map of Equestria: where Canterlot is clearly shown to be at the center of the map. In order for the Mane Five to just walk there, depending on which coastline Maretime Bay is located near, they would still have to travel across all these old towns and cities.''

-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s [[http://www.agonybooth.com/road-house-1989-part-1-5280 recap]] of ''Film/RoadHouse''

'''General 2:''' One? I bet there are some states with two or three!

->''I tried to tell you in the night\\
That with a girl like you, I could do without guided tours\\
You tried to tell me in the day\\
That your leading exports were textiles and iron ore''
-->-- '''{{Music/Sparks}}''', "Hasta Manana, Monsieur"

->'''Chris''': Lana is growing increasingly frustrated with life in Smallville and Brad Wilson’s drunken pick-up lines. So she decides to move to Metropolis.\\
'''David''': She does this by calling the Smallville Airport. The Smallville Airport. ''The. Smallville. Airport.''\\
'''Chris''': Pa Kent International has a commuter flight to Metropolis every day at 3.\\
'''David''': I bet the Smallville Airport is usually actually just Superman flying people in a gondola.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''', '''David Uzumeri''', and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-iii-1983-part-one/ on]] ''Film/SupermanIII''

->''"''{{Series/Dallas}} ''(again, for those of you who missed [[TheEighties the '80s]]) was the interminable soap opera about a bunch of rich people scheming, manipulating, and sexing each other [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin somewhere in the state of Texas]] (it's not clear which city)."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20919_6-baffling-video-games-adapted-from-famous-movies-shows_p2.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Video+Games&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module "6 Baffling Video Games Adapted From Famous Movies And Shows"]]

->''"Gray Suit Guy introduces himself as Frank Tilghman, and lays down his business card. He owns a club outside of Kansas City called the Double Deuce, and lo, will you come to respect that name, 'Double Deuce'. Whether or not the Double Deuce is near Kansas City, Missouri or Kansas City, Kansas, we’ll never find out. But if we go strictly by the highway signs seen later, then it’s just outside of [[SoCalization Kansas City, California]]."''

-->--'''{{Music/Sparks}}''', "Hasta Manana, Monsieur"

-->-- '''CarlBarks'''

-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's]]''' review of ''VideoGame/{{Condemned}} 2''.

-->--'''Chris Sims''', '''David Uzumeri''', and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-iii-1983-part-one/ on]] ''Film/SupermanIII''

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20919_6-baffling-video-games-adapted-from-famous-movies-shows_p2.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Video+Games&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module "6 Baffling Video Games Adapted From Famous Movies And Shows"]]

->'''Chris''': Lana is growing increasingly frustrated with life in Smallville and Brad Wilson’s drunken pick-up lines. So she decides to move to Metropolis.
->'''David''': She does this by calling the Smallville Airport. The Smallville Airport. ''The. Smallville. Airport.''
->'''Chris''': Pa Kent International has a commuter flight to Metropolis every day at 3.
->'''David''': I bet the Smallville Airport is usually actually just Superman flying people in a gondola.

->'''Chris''': Lana is growing increasingly frustrated with life in Smallville and Brad Wilson’s drunken pick-up lines. So she decides to move to Metropolis.\\
'''David''': She does this by calling the Smallville Airport. The Smallville Airport. ''The. Smallville. Airport.''\\
'''Chris''': Pa Kent International has a commuter flight to Metropolis every day at 3.\\
'''David''': I bet the Smallville Airport is usually actually just Superman flying people in a gondola.

->That with a girl like you, I could do without guided tours\\

->''"''{{Series/Dallas}} ''(again, for those of you who missed [[TheEighties the '80s]]) was the interminable soap opera about a bunch of rich people scheming, manipulating, and sexing each other somewhere in the state of Texas (it's not clear which city)."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20919_6-baffling-video-games-adapted-from-famous-movies-shows_p2.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Video+Games&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module 6 Baffling Video Games Adapted From Famous Movies And Shows"]]

->''Yeah, the town of Duckburg was a real strange place. It was on an ocean, it was on a lake, and it was out in the plains and close to tremendous mountains and a black forest and all of that. It had snow in the winter, terrific snows, and all these palm trees and so on. It was really a strange place.''
-->-- CarlBarks

-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's]]''' review of ''VideoGame/{{Condemned}} 2''.

-->-- '''[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's]]''' review of ''[[{{Condemned}} Condemned 2]]''.

-->''"But all is not well in Whatever-The-Hell-City-This-Is-Ville"''