General 1: Springfield? Which one? There must be one Springfield in every state in the Union!
General 2: One? I bet there are some states with two or three!
— G.I.Joe, Issue #5
"Yeah, the town of Duckburg was a real strange place. It was on an ocean, it was on a lake, and it was out in the plains and close to tremendous mountains and a black forest and all of that. It had snow in the winter, terrific snows, and all these palm trees and so on. It was really a strange place."
Chris: Lana is growing increasingly frustrated with life in Smallville and Brad Wilsonís drunken pick-up lines. So she decides to move to Metropolis.
David: She does this by calling the Smallville Airport. The Smallville Airport. The. Smallville. Airport.
Chris: Pa Kent International has a commuter flight to Metropolis every day at 3.
David: I bet the Smallville Airport is usually actually just Superman flying people in a gondola.
"Dallas (again, for those of you who missed the '80s) was the interminable soap opera about a bunch of rich people scheming, manipulating, and sexing each other somewhere in the state of Texas (it's not clear which city)."