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-->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11918608&postcount=184 Shadowjack's recap]] of ''SailorMoon'' episode 67


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-->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11918608&postcount=184 Shadowjack's recap]] of ''SailorMoon'' ''Anime/SailorMoon'' episode 67

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-> I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: [[WhipItGood by whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] [[AxeCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!

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-> I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: [[WhipItGood by whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] [[AxeCrazy [[AxCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!

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->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed]]'''


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->'''Jay:''' So, they're shooting him with positively-charged slime, and they're shooting the painting with the proton packs. What is this--? What is this doing?\\
'''Rick:''' [[HandWave It defeats evil]], Jay.\\
'''Jay:''' They're just lassos, basically! They're like lassos for ghosts!\\
'''Rich:''' They could've come up with something clever, y'know. They could've thrown, like, turpentine on [[PhantomZonePicture the painting]], and that would've defeated Vigo. And that would've been mildly clever.\\
'''Mike:''' But that wouldn't have involved them shooting their proton packs.\\
'''Jay:''' Yeah, you have to have them shooting their proton packs even if it doesn't make any sense, just because they're Ghostbusters, and that's what they do.
-->--'''''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed]]'''
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->'''[[TheBigGuy Brick]]''': Explain it to me again, Mordy.
->'''[[FriendlySniper Mordecai]]''': (sigh) Like I said, instead of punching, I prefer to keep my distance from my target, pick my moment, then kill them with a single, well-placed shot.
->'''Brick''': Whoa, whoa, whoa. You lost me at "instead of punching."
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''
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->"''I will cut you [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[CruelAndUnusualDeath long and painful process this will be]]. ...And it's made of wood, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"

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->"''I will cut you [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon long]] and [[CruelAndUnusualDeath long and painful painful]] process this will be]].be. ...And it's made of wood, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"
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->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed]]'''
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->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed]]'''
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->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed]]'''
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-->-- ''FiftyTwo'', Week 50, Day 7: WorldWarIII

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-->-- '''Gibbs''', ''TitanMaximum''

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-->-- '''Gibbs''', ''TitanMaximum''
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-->-- '''Hank Ishtar''', ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series''

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-->-- '''Hank Ishtar''', ''Yu-Gi-Oh! ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series''
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-->-- '''{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed]]'''

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-->-- '''{{Cracked}}'s '''Website/{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed]]'''



-->--'''King Dedede''', ''[[BowsersKingdom Smash Kingdom]]: [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Melee]]''

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-->--'''King Dedede''', ''[[BowsersKingdom ''[[WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom Smash Kingdom]]: [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Melee]]''


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-> "I couldn't think of one clever way to stop this guy, so I just trusted in mindless violence"
-->-- '''Cliff Steele''', ''Comicbook/DoomPatrol''

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->When the only tool you have is a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]], every problem looks like hours of fund.

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->When the only tool you have is a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]], every problem looks like hours of fund.fun.


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->'''Buffy:''' "Why don't I just put a stake through her heart?" \\
'''Giles:''' "She's not a vampire." \\
'''Buffy:''' "You'd be surprised how many things that'll kill."
--> — ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Wish"
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-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick''

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-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick''

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-->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick''

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-> '''Usagi''': "…no kidding."

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-->-- '''Bender''', ''{{Futurama}}'' "The Deep South"

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-->-- '''Bender''', ''{{Futurama}}'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' "The Deep South"



-->-- '''Admiral Koris''', ''MassEffect2''

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-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''OrderOfTheStick''

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-->-- '''Xykon''', ''OrderOfTheStick''

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-> '''Usagi''': "…no kidding."

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-> '''Usagi''': "…no kidding."



-->-- ''EightBitTheater''.

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-->-- ''EightBitTheater''.
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->When the only tool you have is a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]], every problem looks like hours of fund.
-->--'''Unknown'''
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-->--'''King Dedede''', ''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Smash Kingdom: Melee]]''

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-->--'''King Dedede''', ''[[http://www.''[[BowsersKingdom Smash Kingdom]]: [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Smash Kingdom: Melee]]''

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->I require a reminder as to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Quickly, please, before they are out of range.\\
-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''OrderOfTheStick''

->As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero.\\
-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''OrderOfTheStick''

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->I require a reminder as to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Quickly, please, before they are out of range.\\
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->As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero.\\
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--> ''FiftyTwo'', Week 50, Day 7: WorldWarIII

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--> '''{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed]]'''

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->''"[Thor] wished [working out emotional issues] was something he could fix by smashing it with Mjolnir, but he supposed that that kind of thinking was what made this so difficult to begin with."''
-->--'''Narration''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7023712/1/Unto_Death Unto Death]]'', Chapter 5
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->''"Once you build the galaxy's biggest hammer, someone will always start looking for nails."''
-->-- '''Admiral Koris''', ''MassEffect2''
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->"''I will cut you [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[CruelAndUnusualDeath long and painful process this will be]]. ...And it's made of wood, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"
-->--'''King Dedede''', ''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Smash Kingdom: Melee]]''
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->''"Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved by bending!"''
-->-- '''Bender''', ''{{Futurama}}'' "The Deep South"
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->'''Ajak:''' Wait. Are you trying to say... the backup strategy of the great warrior god handpicked by the wise Athena herself to save ''all the pantheons'' and the world of men... is to find the enemy... and to ''hit'' him?
->'''Hercules:''' What do you want from me? I punch stuff, it falls down. That's the only "strategy" I've ever needed.
-->-- ''TheIncredibleHercules #119''
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->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
--> '''{{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed]]'''
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-> '''Thief:''' Okay, this should be simple enough. I can steal anything that isn't nailed down or on fire. I'm dealing with neither of these things now. This is just an incorporeal force locked inside an arcane orb of solid crystal by magical forces beyond my comprehension while the embodiment of death itself looms over my soon to be corpse.
--> ''EightBitTheater''.
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-> ''Black Adam, the KnightTemplar madman [[PhysicalGod with the same powers as]] [[{{Shazam}} Captain Marvel]], is rampaging around and slaughtering the planet. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge The whole thing]]''.\\
'''Natasha Irons:''' "What are we supposed to do now?"\\
'''John Henry Irons ({{Steel}}):''' "[[DropTheHammer Grab your hammer]]."
--> ''FiftyTwo'', Week 50, Day 7: WorldWarIII
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->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11918608&postcount=184 Shadowjack's recap]] of ''SailorMoon'' episode 67

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-> '''Usagi''' /draws her Scepter. "Well, I might as well try this sucker. Though goodness knows how I'm supposed to 'cleanse' a pile of rocks."
-> '''<< Usagi : Cast > Halation : Rubble >>'''
-> < Rubble destroyed! Plesiosaurs freed! >
-> '''Usagi''': "…no kidding."
->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11918608&postcount=184 Shadowjack's recap]] of ''SailorMoon'' episode 67
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-> I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: [[ WhipItGood by whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] [[AxeCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!

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-> I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: [[ WhipItGood [[WhipItGood by whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] [[AxeCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!
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-> I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[KarmaHoudini every other problem]] in my life: [[ComedicSociopathy by whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] [[AxeCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!

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-> I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[KarmaHoudini [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: [[ComedicSociopathy [[ WhipItGood by whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within]] [[AxeCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!
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-> I'm going to fix this like I fix every other problem in my life: by whipping everybody within a five-hundred-yard radius!

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-> I'm going to fix this [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[KarmaHoudini every other problem problem]] in my life: [[ComedicSociopathy by whipping whipping]] [[AbusiveParents everybody within within]] [[AxeCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius!radius]]!

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