Line #50 Quotes/WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer


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2	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
3	->''"I could see that Lee had no aptitude for ''ninjutsu'' or ''genjutsu''. So we skipped them, and focused all of his time and energy into developing his ''taijutsu''. That way we turned his disadvantage into a blessing. Now he doesn't ''need'' those other things to win, because he's transformed himself into the world's greatest ''taijutsu'' specialist."''
4	-->--'''Might Guy''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
5
6	->'''[[spoiler:Viral]]:''' We took some bad damage just now. That thing is too big. I just don't think our drill is gonna be enough.
7	->'''Simon:''' Do you mean we're going to need to use an even bigger drill?
8	-->--''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''
9
10	->''What do I always tell you, Mokuba? If at first you don't succeed,'' blast 'em with your Blue-Eyes again!
11	-->-- '''Seto Kaiba''', ''Anime/YuGiOh''
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13
14	[[folder:Comic Books]]
15	->''[Black Adam, the KnightTemplar madman [[PhysicalGod with the same powers as]] [[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Captain Marvel]], is rampaging around and slaughtering the planet. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge The whole thing]].]''\
16	'''Natasha Irons:''' What are we supposed to do now?\
17	'''John Henry Irons (ComicBook/{{Steel}}):''' Grab your hammer.
18	-->-- ''ComicBook/FiftyTwo'', Week 50, Day 7: WorldWarIII
19
20	->''"I couldn't think of one clever way to stop this guy, so I just trusted in mindless violence."''
21	-->-- '''Cliff Steele''', ''Comicbook/DoomPatrol''
22
23	->'''Ajak:''' Wait. Are you trying to say... the backup strategy of the great warrior god handpicked by the wise Athena herself to save ''all the pantheons'' and the world of men... is to find the enemy... and to ''hit'' him?\
24	'''Hercules:''' What do you want from me? I punch stuff, it falls down. That's the only "strategy" I've ever needed.
25	-->-- ''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules #119''
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27
28	[[folder:Fan Works]]
29	->''"[Thor] wished [working out emotional issues] was something he could fix by smashing it with Mjolnir, but he supposed that that kind of thinking was what made this so difficult to begin with."''
30	-->-- '''Narration''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7023712/1/Unto_Death Unto Death]]'', Chapter 5
31	[[/folder]]
32
33	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
34	->'''Abby''': You can't solve all the world's problems with a shotgun.\
35	'''Hobo''': It's all I know.
36	-->--''Film/HoboWithAShotgun''
37	[[/folder]]
38
39	[[folder:Let's Play]]
40	->''"Doesn't matter if it's for long range, short range, small map, big map, every situation I see is a nail and the M82 I'm holding is the hammer."''
41	-->--LetsPlay/TheRussianBadger describing his playstyle with sniper rifles in ''VideoGame/InsurgencySandstorm'' from the episode "Destroy All Taxpayer Dollars"
42	[[/folder]]
43
44	[[folder:Literature]]
45	->''"Manakel solved the problem [of being attacked from all directions] the same way I figured most necromancers solved most of their problems: with dead bodies.''
46	-->--'''Flick Chambers''', ''Literature/HereticalEdge'' (watching Manakel use corpses as {{Bulletproof Human Shield}}s)
47
48	->'''''1401.''' Exercise caution the first day you buy a chain saw. You'll be tempted to cut down everything in the neighborhood.''
49	-->-- ''Literature/LifesLittleInstructionBook, Volume III''
50
51	->'''Juliet''': There must be something we can do. What do you suggest?\
52	'''Friar Lawrence''': Well, I mean, you COULD fake your own death for forty-two hours. I got a vial that makes that happen in people. It's not even a big deal.\
53	'''Juliet''': That's crazy.\
54	'''Friar Lawrence''': Yeah, no, I could see why you'd say that. Alright, here's another option, and it's crazy, Juliet, but it JUST MIGHT WORK.\
55	'''Juliet''': Yes?\
56	'''Friar Lawrence''': You could fake PARIS'S death for forty-two hours instead.\
57	'''Juliet''': That's even crazier! That's fake attempted murder and won't solve anything and will, in fact, only create extra problems for me! Listen, Friar, do you have any solutions that don't involve anyone faking their death for forty-two hours?\
58	'''Friar Lawrence''': I don't understand.
59	-->-- ''Literature/RomeoAndOrJuliet''
60
61	->'''[[BadassPreacher Lycaon]]''': Do you know how to kill him?\
62	'''[[CombatPragmatist Lysander]]''': [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Cut him into pieces and burn them.]]\
63	'''Lycaon''': Is that what the people of Malodrax say?\
64	'''Lysander''': No, but that works on everything.
65	-->-- '''Imperial Fists''' on the subject of Daemon Princes, ''Literature/SpaceMarineBattles''
66	[[/folder]]
67
68	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
69	->'''Buffy:''' Why don't I just put a stake through her heart?\
70	'''Giles:''' She's not a vampire.\
71	'''Buffy:''' You'd be surprised how many things that'll kill.
72	-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Wish"
73
74	->'''Finch:''' This plan feels rather reckless.\
75	'''Shaw:''' There's a time for a scalpel and a time for a hammer. [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time.]]
76	-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Aletheia"
77
78	->''Why does your solution to every problem involve fucking somebody, Jeremy? Do you think that ministers sit around in cabinet, talking about how they're going to send Phillip Hammond to fuck President Hollande to sort out the Eurozone?''
79	-->-- '''Mark Corrigan,''' ''Series/PeepShow''
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81
82	[[folder:Video Games]]
83	->'''[[TheBigGuy Brick]]''': Explain it to me again, Mordy.\
84	'''[[FriendlySniper Mordecai]]''': ''[sigh]'' Like I said, instead of punching, I prefer to keep my distance from my target, pick my moment, then kill them with a single, well-placed shot.\
85	'''Brick''': Whoa, whoa, whoa. You lost me at "instead of punching."
86	-->-- ''VideoGame/Borderlands2''
87
88	->''"Once you build the galaxy's biggest hammer, someone will always start looking for nails."''
89	-->-- '''Admiral Koris''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
90
91	->''"When all you have is a hammer, everyone else is a nail!"''
92	-->-- '''Reinhardt Wilhelm''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
93
94	->''"The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun."''
95	-->-- '''The Engineer''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
96
97	->'''Kampan:''' Our attacks aren’t working!
98	->'''Ajna:''' Then I guess I’ll need to figure out how to hit it even harder!
99	-->--''VideoGame/{{Indivisible}}''
100	[[/folder]]
101
102	[[folder:Visual Novels]]
103	->''"You only have one skill; you must learn to use it to its fullest extent."''
104	-->-- '''Archer''' to '''Shirou''' (on tracing magic), ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight''
105
106	->''"What good are powers like [[PlayingWithFire this]]? All I can do is hurt people."''
107	-->-- '''[[LovableJock Alex]] [[ReluctantWarrior Harvey]]''', ''VisualNovel/MagicalWarriorDiamondHeart''
108	[[/folder]]
109
110	[[folder:Webcomics]]
111	->''"Okay, this should be simple enough. I can steal anything that isn't nailed down or on fire. I'm dealing with neither of these things now. This is just an incorporeal force locked inside an arcane orb of solid crystal by magical forces beyond my comprehension while the embodiment of death itself looms over my soon to be corpse."''
112	-->-- '''Thief''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
113
114	->''"This is why I hate working when exhausted. I have a hammer. I have a problem that can be solved with a hammer. At some point I'm going to be too tired to think of a solution that doesn't involve a hammer."''
115	-->-- '''Bill Raibert''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'': [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2400/fc02349.htm Strip 2349]].
116
117	->'''DIRK:''' Let's not downplay our sword gambit, though.\
118	'''DIRK:''' I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
119	-->-- '''Dirk Strider''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
120
121	->''"I require a reminder as to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Quickly, please, before they are out of range."''
122	-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
123
124	->''"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."''
125	-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
126
127	->''"Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? Proverbially, of course? A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. ''Energy Drain!'' I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a wizard. Because I get bored easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning. ''Energy Drain!'' But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide. ''Energy Drain!'' In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. ''Energy Drain!'' Because yes, I am a sorcerer - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies." And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die. You can have your finely-crafted watch - give me the sledgehammer to the face any day. '''ENERGY DRAIN!'''"''
128	-->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
129
130	->'''Captain Tagon:''' Lieutenant Commander Shodan, years ago when you enlisted you asked for a job as a martial arts trainer. And here you are, trying to solve our current problem with martial arts training. How's that saying go? "When you're a hammer, all your enemies become nails?"\
131	'''Shodan:''' Sir... you're right. I'm being narrow-minded.\
132	'''Captain Tagon:''' No, no. Please continue. I bet martial arts training is a really, really useful hammer.
133	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-03-08 March 8th 2010]]
134	[[/folder]]
135
136	[[folder:Web Original]]
137	->''"I'm going to fix [[CallingTheOldManOut this]] like I fix [[ComedicSociopathy every other problem]] in my life: by whipping [[AbusiveParents everybody]] within [[AxCrazy a five-hundred-yard radius]]!"''
138	-->-- '''Hank Ishtar''', ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series]]''
139
140	->"''I will cut you [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon long]] and [[CruelAndUnusualDeath painful]] process this will be. ...And it's made of wood, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"
141	-->-- '''King Dedede''', ''[[WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom Smash Kingdom]]: [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Melee]]''
142
143	->"''You may have heard that when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To [[PlayingWithFire Azula]], everything looks like kindling.''"
144	-->-- '''The Take''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender: [[https://youtu.be/eV7jRiyT69o A Fire Personality, Explained]]'
145	[[/folder]]
146
147	[[folder:Western Animation]]
148	->''"Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved by bending!"''
149	-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' "The Deep South"
150
151	->'''Cringer:''' And it's a problem we can't solve by ramming it with your helmet, I assume.\
152	'''Krass:''' ''Every'' problem can be solved by ramming it with my helmet.
153	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse2021''
154
155	->'''Steven:''' So, what ''is'' the plan, anyway?\
156	'''Peridot:''' We have a drill. ''We're going to drill.''
157	-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
158
159	->''"It's like I know all the combos in the game but he just keeps hitting the A button!"''
160	-->-- '''Gibbs''', ''WesternAnimation/TitanMaximum''
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162
163	[[folder:Other]]
164	->''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''
165	-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ "The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed"]]
166
167	->''"Lovie returns to Tampa after spending five years there as an assistant in the late 90s, helping to perfect the Tampa 2 defense, which is the most annoying defense in the history of football. It is a boring defense that invites offenses to go up and down the field seven yards at a time, and it will [[SuckinessIsPainful crush your will to live]] no matter which side you are cheering for. Regardless of what the offense is doing, you can be sure that Lovie will make absolutely NO adjustment to his defense whatsoever. Hey Coach, they're lining up trips right! TAMPA 2. Hey Coach, they're gonna pound the ball up the middle! TAMPA 2. Hey Coach, they've imported space cyborgs to literally fly the ball up the field! TAMPA 2. The Tampa 2 sucks."''
168	-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1619306481 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Tampa Bay Buccaneers"
169
170	->'''Jay:''' So, they're shooting him with positively-charged slime, and they're shooting the painting with the proton packs. What is this--? What is this doing?\
171	'''Rick:''' [[HandWave It defeats evil]], Jay.\
172	'''Jay:''' They're just lassos, basically! They're like lassos for ghosts!\
173	'''Rich:''' They could've come up with something clever, y'know. They could've thrown, like, turpentine on [[PhantomZonePicture the painting]], and that would've defeated Vigo. And that would've been mildly clever.\
174	'''Mike:''' But that wouldn't have involved them shooting their proton packs.\
175	'''Jay:''' Yeah, you have to have them shooting their proton packs even if it doesn't make any sense, just because they're Ghostbusters, and that's what they do.
176	-->-- ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' riffs ''Film/GhostbustersII''
177
178	->'''Usagi''' /draws her Scepter. "Well, I might as well try this sucker. Though goodness knows how I'm supposed to 'cleanse' a pile of rocks."\
179	'''<< Usagi : Cast > Halation : Rubble >>'''\
180	< Rubble destroyed! Plesiosaurs freed! >\
181	'''Usagi''': "...no kidding."
182	-->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11918608&postcount=184 Shadowjack's recap]] of ''Manga/SailorMoon'' episode 67
183	[[/folder]]
184
185	[[folder:Real Life]]
186	->''"I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail."''
187	-->-- '''Abraham Maslow''', TropeNamer
188
189	->''"When the only tool you have is a chainsaw, every problem looks like hours of fun."''
190	-->-- '''Unknown'''
191
192	->''"A good idea is something that does not solve just one single problem, but rather can solve multiple problems at once."''
193	-->-- '''Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto'''
194	[[/folder]]

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