History Quotes / VoodooShark

->''"There's [[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief Plot Convenience]], there's DeusExMachina, and then there's just pulling stuff right out of your ass! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THAT... CAN'T... HAPPEN!]] You can't just go filling plot holes with ''bullshit''! I've had '''acid flashbacks''' with more more narrative coherence than this!!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' on ''FinalFantasyVIII''

->''"See, this immortal sanctuary is specifically mentioned as holy ground. As in that one place where no immortal can ever fight. As in the place where the one time in recorded history where an immortal killed another immortal on holy ground, the entire city of Pompeii got destroyed. Now Kell leads a band of evil immortals to the sanctuary, kills all the monks, and then decapitates the dozen or so helpless immortals there. The result? ''Nothing''. Nothing happens. Turns out that the whole holy ground thing is all a myth and that [[WithMyHandsTied immortals just like to handicap themselves that way]] just because."''
-->--[[http://www.http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/highlander-endgame-part-two/ The Screamsheet]] on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: Endgame''

->''"There's [[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief Plot Convenience]], there's DeusExMachina, and then there's just pulling stuff right out of your ass! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THAT... CAN'T... HAPPEN!]] You can't just go filling plot holes with ''bullshit''! I've had '''acid flashbacks''' with more more narrative coherence than this]]!!"''

->''"That's what a [[TropeNamer voodoo shark]] is -- when your story depends on something so moronic, that there's no way of explaining it without resorting to something that's ''equally'' stupid!"''
-->-- '''[[SciFiDebris Chuck Sonnenberg]]''', ''Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide'', "The Cloud"

->''"You can't just go filling plot holes with bullshit!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' on ''FinalFantasyVIII''

->'''Q:''' Why did the Wailord dropped a boulder on Bubble's adoptive mother Swampert?\\
'''A:''' the boulder was attached to that Wailord's underbelly, like Barnicles, and in its leap over Mama Swampert, the boulder detached itself.
-->-- {{Sonichu}} Q&A

->'''Proteus:''' I kinda thought it would all come together in some sort of sappy Jesus-loving ending, but it turns out it just didn't come together at all.
->'''LetsPlay/{{Slowbeef}}:''' See, I loved how they tried to explain things away from the first game but ended up fucking things up more.
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}''' on ''[[TheTrappedTrilogy Escape]]''

->''"The Loch Ness Monster is a submarine. Driven by Bigfoot."''
-->--'''Creator/BillHicks'''

->''"I think you just dug the plothole even deeper"''
-->-- [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7625336/5/Prayer-Warriors-The-Evil-Gods-Part-One-COMMENTARY Commentary]] on ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'', in response to a belated parenthetical note saying that God told Jerry about TheMole.

->''"I still raised the point, 'But why didn't Norman go after {{Spider-Man}} if he was able to? Why would he just [[OrcusOnHisThrone pick up and go off to Europe]] after suffering his worst defeat? Wouldn't he be totally out for Spider-Man's blood after that?' The response I got was, '[[ShrugOfGod We'll figure that out later.]]'"''
-->--'''Editor/Writer Glenn Greenberg''' on ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''

->''I eat my peas with honey.''
->''I've done it all my life.''
->''It makes the peas taste funny,''
->''But it keeps them on the knife.''
-->--Traditional children's poem

->''"If you need to hide a [[PlotHole pile of bullshit]] from everyone, the worst thing to do is to think, "I'll bury it under bullshit!" That doesn't help at all."''
-->--'''WebVideo/SFDebris''' on ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS2E10LoveAndMonsters Love and Monsters]]''

-->--'''WebVideo/SFDebris''' on ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS2E10LoveAndMonsters Love and Monsters]]##

-->-- '''Magneto''', ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'' ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6J7FJmy1c watch]], regarding his supposed death. [[note]]This ''actually happened'' in the comics.[[/note]]

-->-- '''Magneto''', ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'', regarding his supposed death. [[note]]This ''actually happened'' in the comics.[[/note]]

-->--'''BillHicks'''

-->-- '''{{Retsupurae}}''' on ''[[TheTrappedTrilogy Escape]]''

-->-- '''Magneto''', ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'', regarding his supposed death. [[note]]This ''actually happened in the comics.''[[/note]]

->'''{{Slowbeef}}:''' See, I loved how they tried to explain things away from the first game but ended up fucking things up more.
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Retsupurae}}''' on ''[[TheTrappedTrilogy Escape]]''

->''That's what a [[TropeNamer voodoo shark]] is -- when your story depends on something so moronic, that there's no way of explaining it without resorting to something that's ''equally'' stupid!''

->''You can't just go filling plot holes with bullshit!''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' on ''FinalFantasyVIII''

-->--{{Sonichu}} Q&A

->'''Proteus''': I kinda thought it would all come together in some sort of sappy Jesus-loving ending, but it turns out it just didn't come together at all.
->'''{{Slowbeef}}''': See, I loved how they tried to explain things away from the first game but ended up fucking things up more.
-->-- '''{{Retsupurae}}''' on ''[[TheTrappedTrilogy Escape]]''

->''No, that was actually Xorn's evil twin brother, possessed by the sentient mold Sublime, pretending to be me, pretending to be Xorn.''
-->--'''Magneto''', ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'', regarding his supposed death.[[hottip:*: This ''actually happened in the comics.'']]

->''The Loch Ness Monster is a submarine. Driven by Bigfoot.''

->''William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.''
-->--'''Fact Sphere''', VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}

-->--'''Fact Sphere''', {{Portal 2}}

-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' on ''FinalFantasyVIII''

-->--'''Magneto''', ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'', regarding his supposed death.[[hottip:*: Yes, this ''actually happened in the comics.'']]

->'''Slowbeef''': See, I loved how they tried to explain things away from the first game but ended up fucking things up more.

->-- '''[[SciFiDebris Chuck Sonnenberg]]''', ''Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide'', "The Cloud"

->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' on ''FinalFantasyVIII''

->--{{Sonichu}} Q&A

->--Traditional children's poem

->-- '''{{Retsupurae}}''' on ''[[TheTrappedTrilogy Escape]]''

->--'''Magneto''', ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'', regarding his supposed death.[[hottip:*: Yes, this ''actually happened in the comics.'']]

->--'''BillHicks'''

->''That's what a [[TropeNamer voodoo shark]] is -- when your story depends on something so moronic, that there's no way of explaining it without resorting to something that's '''equally''' stupid!''

->''"The Loch Ness Monster is a submarine. Driven by Bigfoot."''
--->BillHicks, comedian

->''"No, that was actually Xorn's evil twin brother, possessed by the sentient mold Sublime, pretending to be me, pretending to be Xorn."''
--->Magneto, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6J7FJmy1c ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'']], regarding his supposed death.[[hottip:*: Yes, this ''actually happened in the comics.'']]
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->''"You can't just go filling plot holes with bullshit!"''
--->[[TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]] on FinalFantasyVIII

->"''That's what a [[TropeNamer voodoo shark]] is -- when your story depends on something so moronic, that there's no way of explaining it without resorting to something that's '''equally''' stupid!''"
-->-- [[SciFiDebris Chuck Sonnenberg]], "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfuHzBkzStk#t=4m42s Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide, The Cloud]]"

---->An old poem

->'''Q:''' Why did the Wailord dropped a boulder on Bubble's adoptive mother Swampert?\\
'''A:''' the boulder was attached to that Wailord's underbelly, like Barnicles, and in its leap over Mama Swampert, the boulder detached itself.
---->{{Sonichu}} Q&A

--->Magneto, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6J7FJmy1c ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'']], regarding his supposed death.[[hottip:*: Yes, this ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer actually happened in the comics.]]'']]

--->Magneto, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6J7FJmy1c ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'']], regarding his supposed death.[[hottip:*:Yes, this ''actually happened in the comics.'']]

--->Magneto, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6J7FJmy1c ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'']], regarding his supposed death.[[hottip:*:Yes, this ''actually happened in the comics'']]

--->Magneto, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6J7FJmy1c ''X-Men: Death Becomes Them'']], regarding his supposed death.