History Quotes / VoodooShark

->'''[[Characters/GravityFallsDipperPines Dipper Pines]]''':"I have so many questions about how... everything works! Like spider breath in general! How is the griffin producing a separate living creature?! That should be biologically impossible!"

-->--"Fanfic/InterdimensionalCartoonDiscussionAndSupportGroup"

->"'Dipper''': "...but that raises so many more questions."

->''[[Characters/GravityFallsDipperPines Dipper Pines]]''':"I have so many questions about how... everything works! Like spider breath in general! How is the griffin producing a separate living creature?! That should be biologically impossible!"

->""[[Characters/GravityFallsDipperPines Dipper]]"":"I have so many questions about how... everything works! Like spider breath in general! How is the griffin producing a separate living creature?! That should be biologically impossible!"
->""[[Characters/TheOwlHouseEdaClawthorne Eda]]"": "Symbiotic relationship between the griffin and a colony of spiders."
->"Dipper": "...but that raises so many more questions."

->""[[Characters/GravityFallsDipperPines]]"":"I have so many questions about how... everything works! Like spider breath in general! How is the griffin producing a separate living creature?! That should be biologically impossible!"
->""[[Characters/TheOwlHouseEdaClawthorne]]"": "Symbiotic relationship between the griffin and a colony of spiders."

-->-- ''WebAnimation/FloatingHands'', "X-Men: Death Becomes Them" (This ''actually happened'' in the comics.)

-->-- '''''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''''' on ''Film/GhostInTheShell''

->''"...That's when I buried 10,000 Star Destroyers underneath the ice. Who built them? Better yet, who will fly them? Ice zombies? That's when we started mass-producing ice zombies. Who staffed the ice zombie machines? That's for another trilogy!" [{{Beat}}] "I was also Snoke."''

->''"...That's when I buried 10,000 Star Destroyers underneath the ice. Who built them? Better yet, who will fly them? Ice zombies? That's when we started mass-producing ice zombies. Who staffed the ice zombie machines? That's for another trilogy!" ({{Beat}}) "I was also Snoke."''

->''We’ve talked before about how the impossible is far easier to accept than the implausible, and once ''Us'' lets us in on what’s really going on, it falls decidedly on the wrong side of that line.''
-->--'''Scott "El Santo" Ashlin''', [[http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsn-z/us.htm on]] ''Film/{{Us}}''

'''Luke''': ...I... uh. I think it would be much more plausible for there to just be a large dog.

->'''Pat:''' Our mysterious whispering immortal and his band of merry men find Connor and other immortals strapped to these tables underground. He seeks out Connor, then--takes all their heads?! Wait, t-t-this is ''{{holy ground}}'', right? HE CAN'T DO THAT!\\

'''Pat:''' Ah, I guess you're right. That makes se--HUH??

'''Jack:''' Also, I don't want to brush over [[ARareSentence what Rich Evans has just said...]] [everyone guffaws] These are not just dinosaurs living in the future; ''they are psychic, talking dinosaurs.''\\

->"''Why'' does he have a psychic link...to the ''husband''...of a boy...he molested as a child? I know he's a priest. But priests don't have telepathy...I don't think? So....[-please explain.-]"

->'''Carrie''': Because I was ''born'' a ghost! Duh!\\
'''Darwin''': How does ''that'' work?\\
'''Gumball''': Duh! [{{beat}}] Actually, I have no idea.

->'''Cubert''': That's impossible. Nothing can go faster than the speed of light.\\
'''Farnsworth''': No, no, no, of course not. That's why scientists increased the speed of light in 2092.

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->''Seriously. Totally. Even that time you saw him walk through motherfucking walls. That was just… [[SufficientlyAnalyzedMagic super-technology]]. Fucking hell, it’s like Marvel editorial wanted to solve the problem of a villain being convoluted and making no sense by seeing if they could get him to make even less sense.''

->''Then we finally get an actual explanation for why the Federation is working with our plastic surgery addicted villains: The Head-Staplers have the technology to harvest whatever the hell is in the rings, and the Federation doesn't. Since the planet is in Federation territory, a partnership was formed. We also learn that the harvesting will make the planet uninhabitable. And if the Head-Staplers just establish a colony of their own on the planet, it'll take ten years for the rings to begin to take effect. Is it just me, or is this script roughly 90% about plugging up all its own plot holes?''

'''Pat:''' [whining] But he ''can't!''\\

'''Pat:''' That's not how it works! Are you sure it's holy ground?\\

->"That's what a [[TropeNamer voodoo shark]] is: when your story depends on something so moronic, that there's no way of explaining it without resorting to something that's ''equally'' stupid!"

->"It turns out their lead suspect is married to a guy who [[Creator/BillyConnolly Billy]] molested as a child, which I guess...explains his...psy...chic...link--I dunno, I dunno, I'm trying to make sense of it, but I can't. 'What the hell is going on with this psychic thing?' I don't know.\\\
No, seriously.\\\
''Why'' does he have a psychic link...to the ''husband''...of a boy...he molested as a child? I know he's a priest. But priests don't have telepathy...I don't think? So....please explain.

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-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Film/TheodoreRex'

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->"Way to double down, gang; you just tried to put out a dumpster fire with a much larger, easily-avoidable dumpster fire."

'''Pat:''' Ah, I guess you're right. That makes se--DoubleTake HUH??

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