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->'''Sonic.EXE:''' Way to waste everyone's time [with a meeting], dude.\\
'''Red Crewmate:''' B-but you just ''killed someone!''\\
'''Sonic.EXE:''' Yeah. [[BrutalHonesty And I'll probably do it again.]] Your point?\\
'''Red Crewmate:''' Uh, ''guys?'' ''Eject him!?''\\
'''Green Crewmate:''' [[LawfulStupid He's not an Imposter, though.]] Unless… you're not just ''regular'' Sonic, are you?\\
'''Sonic.EXE:''' [[TranquilFury Just for that, I'm killing you next.]]\\
'''Green Crewmate:''' Nope, he's real. Meeting over!
-->-- ''[[https://youtube.com/shorts/6mtT1sE8pGo "Sonic.EXE Meets Imposter"]]'' by '''[=MugiMikey=]''' and '''Music/RecD'''
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->"YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX ''[[SkewedPriorities NOW]]''?!! Okay, you know what? You all need to die! Not because of [[KickTheDog what you did to Marty]], mind you, but because the law of natural selection ''[[DeathBySex demands it]]''!"
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->"YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX ''[[SkewedPriorities NOW]]''?!! Okay, you know what? You all need to die! Not because of [[KickTheDog what you did to Marty]], mind you, but because the law of natural selection ''[[DeathBySex ''[[SexSignalsDeath demands it]]''!"
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->''"In this area of Austria-Hungary (Sarajevo) lived some Serbs and Bosnians who hated living in Austria-Hungary. So the Austro-Hungarian Archduke Franz Ferdinand goes there for a nice drive in an open-top car, with his car's route published in advance.\\
[Newspaper shown: "7 Essential Tips For Assassinating Word Leaders! You won't believe number 3!"]\\
And that went just as well as you'd expect."''
[Newspaper shown: "7 Essential Tips For Assassinating Word Leaders! You won't believe number 3!"]\\
And that went just as well as you'd expect."''
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And that went just as well as you'd expect.
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->''"In this area of Austria-Hungary (Sarajevo) lived some Serbs and Bosnians who hated living in Austria-Hungary. So the Austro-Hungarian Archduke Franz Ferdinand goes there for a nice drive in an open-top car, with his car's route published in advance.\\
[Newspaper shown: "7 Essential Tips For Assassinating Word Leaders! You won't believe number 3!"]\\
And that went just as well as you'd expect."''
--> ''UsefulNotes/WorldWarI - WebAnimation/{{Oversimplified}}''
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->'''[[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]]:''' And this is my newest invention the child smasher 9000. It instantly smashes any child that gets near it so please be very careful!! \\
'''Spoiled rich kid:''' Holy shit I’m going to be the first ever kid to step directly into the child smasher 9000
-->-- [[https://twitter.com/WendySnowRadish/status/1637123074091896844 @WendySnowRadish]]
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->''The Qartheeni managed a sad smile. "The life of Glarus Glyn Glesai is full of woe and betrayal, oh worthy khal. For example, one might think people hiring a man because of his ability to bloodily murder men in public so that an example can be made would naturally realize that the fee, no matter how high, is still lower than what will receive by not paying it. And yet on four separate occasions in my life one would be wrong."''
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->''The Qartheeni managed a sad smile. "The life of Glarus Glyn Glesai is full of woe and betrayal, oh worthy khal. For example, one might think people hiring a man because of his ability to bloodily murder men in public so that an example can be made would naturally realize that the fee, no matter how high, is still lower than what they will receive by not paying it. And yet on four separate occasions in my life one would be wrong."''
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-->-- '''[[UndeadAbomination Aeron]]''', after one of the [[RedShirt Royal Guards]] insults both Princess [[PhysicalGod Luna]] and [[PersonOfMassDestruction himself]]. [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/309393/11/evergreen-heart/chapter-11-phd-in-clueless Evergreen Heart]]
->''Tanaka wasn’t ever the type to play fair. If he could screw you over to get a dollar, he’d do every time. Word is he [[MuggingTheMonster tried that on Mastermind]]. Held a gun to his head to get the plans for free. He should’ve just paid. You don’t mess with Mastermind.''
->''Tanaka wasn’t ever the type to play fair. If he could screw you over to get a dollar, he’d do every time. Word is he [[MuggingTheMonster tried that on Mastermind]]. Held a gun to his head to get the plans for free. He should’ve just paid. You don’t mess with Mastermind.''
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-->-- '''[[UndeadAbomination Aeron]]''', after one of the [[RedShirt Royal Guards]] insults both Princess [[PhysicalGod Luna]] and [[PersonOfMassDestruction himself]]. [[https://www.himself]], ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/309393/11/evergreen-heart/chapter-11-phd-in-clueless Evergreen Heart]]
Heart]]''
->''The Qartheeni managed a sad smile. "The life of Glarus Glyn Glesai is full of woe and betrayal, oh worthy khal. For example, one might think people hiring a man because of his ability to bloodily murder men in public so that an example can be made would naturally realize that the fee, no matter how high, is still lower than what will receive by not paying it. And yet on four separate occasions in my life one would be wrong."''
-->--''Fanfic/TheKingNobodyWanted'', Chapter 78
->''Tanakawasn’t wasn't ever the type to play fair. If he could screw you over to get a dollar, he’d do every time. Word is he [[MuggingTheMonster tried that on Mastermind]]. Held a gun to his head to get the plans for free. He should’ve just paid. You don’t mess with Mastermind.''
->''The Qartheeni managed a sad smile. "The life of Glarus Glyn Glesai is full of woe and betrayal, oh worthy khal. For example, one might think people hiring a man because of his ability to bloodily murder men in public so that an example can be made would naturally realize that the fee, no matter how high, is still lower than what will receive by not paying it. And yet on four separate occasions in my life one would be wrong."''
-->--''Fanfic/TheKingNobodyWanted'', Chapter 78
->''Tanaka
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->Since it is opportunity which makes not only the thief but also the assassin, such heroic gestures as driving in an open, unarmoured vehicle or walking about the streets unguarded are just damned stupidity, which serves the Fatherland not one whit. That a man as irreplaceable as Heydrich should expose himself to unnecessary danger, I can only condemn as stupid and idiotic.
-->--'''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''', on the assassination of Reinhard Heydrich
-->--'''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''', on the assassination of Reinhard Heydrich
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->''Way to go, Sherlock, you just invented the trash compactor!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/LauraBow'' if you deliberately stand underneath an elevator.
->''Caution: the Surgeon General has determined that you've gotten EXACTLY what you deserved.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/FreddyPharkasFrontierPharmacist'' if you ingest something obviously inedible.
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-> I wish to blow up! I mean get big. ''([[JackassGenie explodes]])''
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-> I wish to blow up! I mean mean, like, get big. ''([[JackassGenie explodes]])''
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''[A giant robotic claw silently descends from the ceiling behind Tim. Letterbot 5000 snaps his fingers and it impales Tim through the chest and drags him screaming into a hole in the ceiling.]]''
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''[A giant robotic claw silently descends from the ceiling behind Tim. Letterbot 5000 snaps his fingers and it impales Tim through the chest and drags him screaming into a hole in the ceiling.]]'']''
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->'''Tim:''' Letterbot 5000?! We looked everywhere for you!\\
''[Short {{beat}} before Letterbot 5000 abruptly screams]''\\
'''Letterbot 5000:''' ''[Distorted voice]'' H-hello, Tim! Care to j-join me?\\
'''Tim:''' Join you...standing eerily still over there in suspiciously low resolution?\\
'''Letterbot 5000:''' ...[[BluntYes Yessss?]]\\
''[{{Beat}} as Tim thinks]''\\
'''Tim:''' ...[[BaitAndSwitchComment Alright.]]\\
''[Tim walks over to Letterbot 5000.]''\\
''[A giant robotic claw silently descends from the ceiling behind Tim. Letterbot 5000 snaps his fingers and it impales Tim through the chest and drags him screaming into a hole in the ceiling.]]''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/MurderDrones'', "[[Recap/MurderDronesHeartbeat Heartbeat]]"
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->'''Tim:''' Letterbot 5000?! We looked everywhere for you!\\
''[Short {{beat}} before Letterbot 5000 abruptly screams]''\\
'''Letterbot 5000:''' ''[Distorted voice]'' H-hello, Tim! Care to j-join me?\\
'''Tim:''' Join you...standing eerily still over there in suspiciously low resolution?\\
'''Letterbot 5000:''' ...[[BluntYes Yessss?]]\\
''[{{Beat}} as Tim thinks]''\\
'''Tim:''' ...[[BaitAndSwitchComment Alright.]]\\
''[Tim walks over to Letterbot 5000.]''\\
''[A giant robotic claw silently descends from the ceiling behind Tim. Letterbot 5000 snaps his fingers and it impales Tim through the chest and drags him screaming into a hole in the ceiling.]]''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/MurderDrones'', "[[Recap/MurderDronesHeartbeat Heartbeat]]"
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->''The guy was not a pushover. What were the Black Dogs thinking, pissing a guy like him off anyway? It was like they'' wanted ''to die.''
-->-- '''Soren''', ''Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls''
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->''The fire was stupid. Putting Vila on guard duty was suicidal. What's the matter? Staying alive become too complicated for you?''
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'''Peter Griffin:''' Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to [[InferredHolocaust put his whole family at serious risk]].
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'''Peter Griffin:''' Someone I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough about physical comedy to [[InferredHolocaust put his whole family at serious risk]].
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-->-- '''[[UndeadAbomination Aeron]]''', after one of the [[RedShirt Royal Guards]] insults both [[BadassPrincess Princess]] [[PhysicalGod Luna]] and [[PersonOfMassDestruction himself]]. [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/309393/11/evergreen-heart/chapter-11-phd-in-clueless Evergreen Heart]]
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-->-- '''[[UndeadAbomination Aeron]]''', after one of the [[RedShirt Royal Guards]] insults both [[BadassPrincess Princess]] Princess [[PhysicalGod Luna]] and [[PersonOfMassDestruction himself]]. [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/309393/11/evergreen-heart/chapter-11-phd-in-clueless Evergreen Heart]]
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->'''Appsro:''' You know what I think did it? I picked up a little fish and I shot that little fish into my base.\\
'''Neebs:''' [[WhatWereYouThinking Why would you do that?!]]\\
'''Appsro:''' Because it's a little fish! I wouldn't expect a little damn fish to completely damage the hull of my base!\\
'''Neebs:''' It's a Propulsion Cannon!\\
'''Appsro:''' ''I KNOW!'' But it's a little fish!\\
'''Neebs:''' It's got the word "Propulsion" in it!\\
'''Appsro:''' Yeah, but the fish should hit the damn base and just explode! [[RealityIsUnrealistic The base is made of, like, metal and fuckin' alloy! The fish is, like, an organic thing! It should just burst!]]\\
'''Neebs:''' When there's a tornado, like, a piece of straw can go through a barn.\\
'''Appsro:''' Yes, but, I mean, it's not shooting it that fast.\\
'''Neebs:''' ''It's a Propulsion Cannon!''\\
'''Appsro:''' ''YEAH, BUT IT DOESN'T SHOOT IT THAT FAST!!!''
-->--''WebVideo/NeebsGaming'', ''Videogame/{{Subnautica}} #9''
'''Neebs:''' [[WhatWereYouThinking Why would you do that?!]]\\
'''Appsro:''' Because it's a little fish! I wouldn't expect a little damn fish to completely damage the hull of my base!\\
'''Neebs:''' It's a Propulsion Cannon!\\
'''Appsro:''' ''I KNOW!'' But it's a little fish!\\
'''Neebs:''' It's got the word "Propulsion" in it!\\
'''Appsro:''' Yeah, but the fish should hit the damn base and just explode! [[RealityIsUnrealistic The base is made of, like, metal and fuckin' alloy! The fish is, like, an organic thing! It should just burst!]]\\
'''Neebs:''' When there's a tornado, like, a piece of straw can go through a barn.\\
'''Appsro:''' Yes, but, I mean, it's not shooting it that fast.\\
'''Neebs:''' ''It's a Propulsion Cannon!''\\
'''Appsro:''' ''YEAH, BUT IT DOESN'T SHOOT IT THAT FAST!!!''
-->--''WebVideo/NeebsGaming'', ''Videogame/{{Subnautica}} #9''
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-->-- '''Noah "[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One"]] Antwiler,''' on ''VideoGame/{{FinalFantasyXIII}}''
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-->-- '''Noah "[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One"]] Antwiler,''' on ''VideoGame/{{FinalFantasyXIII}}''
''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII''
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-->-- ''Machinima/FreemansMind'', Episode 1
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-->-- ''Machinima/FreemansMind'', ''WebVideo/FreemansMind'', Episode 1
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-> ''"I've been under orders from the Guild to train up some youngsters. I thought it was high time they take on a [[CluckingFunny Yian]] [[WarmupBoss Kut-Ku,]] so I put out the request and what do I find? They went for a [[FeatheredFiend Yian]] ''[[FeatheredFiend Garuga]]'' instead. They're idiots, but I can't leave 'em be. Help out, eh?"''
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-> ''"I've been under orders from the Guild to train up some youngsters. I thought it was high time they take on a [[CluckingFunny Yian]] Yian [[WarmupBoss Kut-Ku,]] so I put out the request and what do I find? They went for a [[FeatheredFiend Yian]] ''[[FeatheredFiend Garuga]]'' instead. They're idiots, but I can't leave 'em be. Help out, eh?"''
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-->-- '''Q''', ''VideoGame/StarTrekBorg'', if you attempt to [[WhatTheHellPlayer link the Borg circuit]] [[WhatAnIdiot to the ship's computer]]
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-->-- '''Q''', ''VideoGame/StarTrekBorg'', if you attempt to [[WhatTheHellPlayer link the Borg circuit]] [[WhatAnIdiot circuit to the ship's computer]]
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-> '''Charlie''': Del, wanna know what stupid is? Stupid is taking what doesn't belong to you. Isn't that right, Wesley? That's right. Stupid is trying to sell it to people who are, by their very nature, untrustworthy. That is so right. Stupid is calling people in Kansas City who are affiliated to the rightful owners of the thing you stole and trying to sell it to them. Now, that's really stupid.
-->-- '''Charlie''', ''Film/NurseBetty''
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'''Appsro:''' Yeah, but the fish should just hit the damn base and just explode! [[RealityIsUnrealistic The base is made of, like, metal and fuckin' alloy! The fish is, like, an organic thing! It should just burst!]]\\
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->'''Will:''' So there Robin was, disguised, puzzle box in hand, surrounded by enemies and what did he do?
->'''Alan:''' [[PressXToDie Pulled the bell rope in the Abbott's room.]]
->'''Much:''' [[WhatTheHellPlayer Whatever could've possessed him?]]
->'''Tuck:''' There are people who simply do what shouldn't be done.
->'''Alan:''' Well, let that be a lesson to them.
->'''Alan:''' [[PressXToDie Pulled the bell rope in the Abbott's room.]]
->'''Much:''' [[WhatTheHellPlayer Whatever could've possessed him?]]
->'''Tuck:''' There are people who simply do what shouldn't be done.
->'''Alan:''' Well, let that be a lesson to them.
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->'''Will:''' So there Robin was, disguised, puzzle box in hand, surrounded by enemies and what did he do?
->'''Alan:'''do?\\
'''Alan:''' [[PressXToDie Pulled the bell rope in the Abbott's room.]]
->'''Much:''']]\\
'''Much:''' [[WhatTheHellPlayer Whatever could've possessedhim?]]
->'''Tuck:'''him?]]\\
'''Tuck:''' There are people who simply do what shouldn't bedone.
->'''Alan:'''done.\\
'''Alan:''' Well, let that be a lesson to them.
->'''Alan:'''
'''Alan:''' [[PressXToDie Pulled the bell rope in the Abbott's room.
->'''Much:'''
'''Much:''' [[WhatTheHellPlayer Whatever could've possessed
->'''Tuck:'''
'''Tuck:''' There are people who simply do what shouldn't be
->'''Alan:'''
'''Alan:''' Well, let that be a lesson to them.
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->I tried, you know. Lord knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people. It's like you crave death. But not just any death, nooooooo! You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible. And you just keep one-upping each other! Do you know how many of you have died screaming LeeroyJenkins? More than zero! Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds for exterminating the species!
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->I tried, you know. Lord knows ''knows'' I tried. But there's just no helping you people. people! It's like you crave death. But not just any death, nooooooo! You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible. And you just keep one-upping each other! Do you know how many of you have died screaming LeeroyJenkins? More than zero! Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds for exterminating to exterminate the species!
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-->-- '''Kyle Brofloski''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
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-->-- '''Kyle Brofloski''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
Broflovski''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
->Coin-operated self-destruct. [[LampshadeHanging Not one of my better ideas.]]
-->-- '''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''
->Coin-operated self-destruct. [[LampshadeHanging Not one of my better ideas.]]
-->-- '''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''
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->What? No! Bad! [[BrokenAesop You can't assert free will as you do every single thing your Focus has preordained as your destiny.]] And stop walking directly into the death trap that the [[BigBad bad guy]] explicitly told you is a death trap.
-->-- '''Noah "[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One"]] Antwiler,''' on ''VideoGame/{{FinalFantasyXIII}}''
-->-- '''Noah "[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One"]] Antwiler,''' on ''VideoGame/{{FinalFantasyXIII}}''
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->''You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your earth, and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival.''
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->''You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your earth, [[InYourNatureToDestroyYourselves and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction.self-destruction]]. You cannot be trusted with your own survival.''
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-->-- '''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', to the face of [[spoiler:a psychotic, gun-toting Pyle who promptly shoots him]], ''Film/FullMetalJacket''
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-->-- '''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', to the face of [[spoiler:a psychotic, gun-toting [[AxCrazy psychotic]], [[BullyingADragon gun-toting]] Pyle who (who promptly shoots him]], him)]], ''Film/FullMetalJacket''
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-->-- '''Alice Cullen''' to '''Bella Swan''', ''[[{{Literature/Twilight}} New Moon]]''
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-->-- '''Alice Cullen''' to '''Bella Swan''', ''[[{{Literature/Twilight}} ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]]''
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->''I clean my knives in a crossbow. Some people say it's foolish... I put them in the hoover and set it on blow and just shoot water at them around the kitchen, as I sit with a plug — bare-wired... at my feet... '''PEEING ON IT!''' All to get a better clean.''
-->-- '''Phil Jupitus''' on ''Series/{{QI}}'' after hearing about the fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlery basket because they put all the knives in pointing up — all to get a better clean.
-->-- '''Phil Jupitus''' on ''Series/{{QI}}'' after hearing about the fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlery basket because they put all the knives in pointing up — all to get a better clean.
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->''I clean my knives in a crossbow. Some people say it's foolish... foolish… I put them in the hoover and set it on blow and just shoot water at them around the kitchen, as I sit with a plug — bare-wired... bare-wired… at my feet... feet… '''PEEING ON IT!''' All to get a better clean.''
-->-- '''Phil Jupitus''' on ''Series/{{QI}}'' after hearing about the [[EpicFail fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlerybasket basket]] because they put all the knives in pointing up — all to get a better clean.
-->-- '''Phil Jupitus''' on ''Series/{{QI}}'' after hearing about the [[EpicFail fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlery
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->''But... they have the preservation instinct of'' a herd of lemmings!
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->''"I'm just a dope who died in a safe with a snorkel... [{{Beat}}] Who's only now realizing why that didn't work!"''
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->''"I'm just a dope who died in a safe with a snorkel... snorkel… [{{Beat}}] Who's only now realizing why that didn't work!"''
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->'''Frank Castle:''' [[MuggingTheMonster They died from terminal stupidity.]]
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He brings Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan before Boss Nass, but he gets arrested and they say it's time to get executed. If it wasn't for Qui-Gon saying, 'This animal has a life debt with me, I should take him with me.' — you know, if Qui-Gon just ''didn't'' do that — they've would've executed Jar-Jar. So, really, Jar-Jar would probably be more motivated to '''not''' take them there... 'I can take you to the Naboo City, just follow me! Let's, uh, let's go ''this'' way; The way that's the ''farthest possible'' away from the Gungan City. Let's go that way.'\\\
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He brings Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan before Boss Nass, but he gets arrested and they say it's time to get executed. If it wasn't for Qui-Gon saying, 'This animal has a life debt with me, I should take him with me.' — you know, if Qui-Gon just ''didn't'' do that — they've would've executed Jar-Jar. So, really, Jar-Jar would probably be more motivated to '''not''' take them there... there… 'I can take you to the Naboo City, just follow me! Let's, uh, let's go ''this'' way; The way that's the ''farthest possible'' away from the Gungan City. Let's go that way.'\\\
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->This man was safe... ''until now''. He hasn't bothered to get the plug changed. From now on, he's in deadly danger. If the earth wire slips out, he won't notice, [[HighVoltageDeath but as soon as it touches the]] ''[[HighVoltageDeath live wire]]''...
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->This man was safe... safe… ''until now''. He hasn't bothered to get the plug changed. From now on, he's in deadly danger. If the earth wire slips out, he won't notice, [[HighVoltageDeath but as soon as it touches the]] ''[[HighVoltageDeath live wire]]''...wire]]''…
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-->-- '''Startup messages''' in ''VideoGame/PokemonGO''
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-->-- '''Startup messages''' in ''VideoGame/PokemonGO''
''VideoGame/PokemonGO''[[note]]And, yes, they ''are'' necessary — some people are [[FailedASpotCheck that oblivious]].[[/note]]
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->'''Pearl:''' My strategy for this stage is: [[LeeroyJenkins rush to the stage and look freshhhhh...]]\\
'''Marina:''' [[LampshadeHanging I need to find new teammates...]]
'''Marina:''' [[LampshadeHanging I need to find new teammates...]]
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->'''Pearl:''' My strategy for this stage is: [[LeeroyJenkins rush to the stage and look freshhhhh...]]\\
freshhhhh…]]\\
'''Marina:''' [[LampshadeHanging I need to find newteammates...]]teammates…]]
'''Marina:''' [[LampshadeHanging I need to find new
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'''Marina:''' [[CallBack That's because your strategy is to rush to the mic and look fresh...]]
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'''Marina:''' [[CallBack That's because your strategy is to rush to the mic and look fresh...]]fresh…]]
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-> ''Are you really trying to paint the entire ocean with your hammer? How are you still alive?!''
-> ''[if Mario keeps attempting to paint the ocean] Perhaps I didn't make myself clear earlier...'' '''KNOCK IT OFF!'''
-> ''[if Mario keeps attempting to paint the ocean] Perhaps I didn't make myself clear earlier...'' '''KNOCK IT OFF!'''
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-> ''Are you really trying [[ImpossibleTask to paint the entire ocean with your hammer? hammer]]? How are you still alive?!''
-> ''[if Mario keeps attempting to paint the ocean] Perhaps I didn't make myself clearearlier...'' earlier…'' '''KNOCK IT OFF!'''
-> ''[if Mario keeps attempting to paint the ocean] Perhaps I didn't make myself clear
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-> ''Our Beloved Captain was, as the zailors say, a Person who did not merely Court Disaster. Our Beloved Captain made eyes at Disaster. Needed to be Chaperoned around Disaster. Took Disaster to the Altar and Married It.''
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-> ''Our Beloved Captain was, as the zailors say, a Person who did not merely [[TemptingFate Court Disaster.Disaster]]. Our Beloved Captain made eyes at Disaster. Needed to be Chaperoned around Disaster. Took Disaster to the Altar and Married It.''
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->'''PlayerCharacter''': I'm skipping [the ship] myself.\\
'''ADA''': I wouldn't advise that, captain.\\
'''Player Character''': [[IdiotHero [Dumb]]] [[SuicidalOverconfidence Stand back, ADA. I know numbers real good.]]\\
'''ADA''': Well, I literally *can't* dispute that. Please would the daily ship log note that I defer to the captain, against my better judgment. I am programmed not to ignore an order, after all.\\
'''HOPE''': ADA, does your captain seriously intend to do a micro jump in-system with engines that haven't been powered in seventy years? On a derelict ship?\\
'''ADA''': That is what my captain intends, yes.\\
'''HOPE''': [[{{Understatement}} But that is a gross misuse of the skip drive.]] The Zero Point Drives corp and I will not be held responsible for any damage incurred during transport...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck and this will cause extreme damage.]]\\
'''ADA''': Yes, I am aware of that.\\
'''HOPE''': [[MyGodYouAreSerious You should not be doing this. The humans will die. These calculations don't look right.]] [[EpicFail Why is this number negative?]]\\
'''ADA''': Thank you, HOPE. It looks like all systems are a go. Captain, I would advise you to hold onto something - now.
'''ADA''': I wouldn't advise that, captain.\\
'''Player Character''': [[IdiotHero [Dumb]]] [[SuicidalOverconfidence Stand back, ADA. I know numbers real good.]]\\
'''ADA''': Well, I literally *can't* dispute that. Please would the daily ship log note that I defer to the captain, against my better judgment. I am programmed not to ignore an order, after all.\\
'''HOPE''': ADA, does your captain seriously intend to do a micro jump in-system with engines that haven't been powered in seventy years? On a derelict ship?\\
'''ADA''': That is what my captain intends, yes.\\
'''HOPE''': [[{{Understatement}} But that is a gross misuse of the skip drive.]] The Zero Point Drives corp and I will not be held responsible for any damage incurred during transport...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck and this will cause extreme damage.]]\\
'''ADA''': Yes, I am aware of that.\\
'''HOPE''': [[MyGodYouAreSerious You should not be doing this. The humans will die. These calculations don't look right.]] [[EpicFail Why is this number negative?]]\\
'''ADA''': Thank you, HOPE. It looks like all systems are a go. Captain, I would advise you to hold onto something - now.
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'''Player
'''HOPE''': [[{{Understatement}} But that is a gross misuse of the skip drive.]] The Zero Point Drives corp and I will not be held responsible for any damage incurred during transport...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck and this will cause extreme damage.
'''ADA:''' Yes, I am aware of that.\\
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'''Lindesfarne:''' Because... I'm an insectivore.\\
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'''Lindesfarne:''' Because... Because… I'm an insectivore.\\
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-->-- ''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/Xcom/comments/ltt4do/bruh_guide_sectopod2015/ Sectopod Bruh Guide]]'', referring to VideoGame/XCOMEnemyUnknown
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-->-- ''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/Xcom/comments/ltt4do/bruh_guide_sectopod2015/ Sectopod Bruh Guide]]'', referring to VideoGame/XCOMEnemyUnknown
''VideoGame/XCOMEnemyUnknown''
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'''Boy:''' DRAIN CLEANER?! What's that?\\
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'''Boy:''' DRAIN CLEANER?! [[ConstantlyCurious What's that?\\that?]]\\
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->Harry is such a chump he somehow manages to fall into a small pool of mercury – if I were Tom I would have headed back to the ship and confirmed his death while I had the chance...his own suit is compromised to keep trying to save his idiotic friend. Let them both die, the show won't lose anything.
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->Harry is such a chump he somehow manages to fall into a small pool of mercury – if I were Tom I would have headed back to the ship and confirmed his death while I had the chance...his chance…his own suit is compromised to keep trying to save his idiotic friend. Let them both die, the show won't lose anything.
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->"YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX ''[[SkewedPriorities NOW]]''?!! Okay, you know what? You all need to die! Not because of [[KickTheDog what you did to Marty]], mind you, but because the law of natural selection ''demands it''!"
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->"YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX ''[[SkewedPriorities NOW]]''?!! Okay, you know what? You all need to die! Not because of [[KickTheDog what you did to Marty]], mind you, but because the law of natural selection ''demands it''!"''[[DeathBySex demands it]]''!"
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'''Link:''' But... isn't that how fireproof suits work? You know, by camouflaging me from the flames?\\
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'''Link:''' But... But… isn't that how fireproof suits work? You know, by camouflaging me from the flames?\\
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->Front door, closet... front door, closet... closet.
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->Front door, closet... closet… front door, closet... closet… closet.
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-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Past Tense Pt. 2"
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'''Gordon:''' Ha! Wow... Man, how dumb would you have to ''be''? I mean, they're not gonna say something like that unless somebody's already tried to ''do'' it, right? [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy I guess if I was]] ''[[AlcoholInducedIdiocy drunk]]'' [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy enough]], I might climb out the window here and pull some hang time on the electrified tram rail.
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'''Gordon:''' Ha! Wow... Wow… Man, how dumb would you have to ''be''? I mean, they're not gonna say something like that unless somebody's already tried to ''do'' it, right? [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy I guess if I was]] ''[[AlcoholInducedIdiocy drunk]]'' [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy enough]], I might climb out the window here and pull some hang time on the electrified tram rail.
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->Now, behold! The terrifying abyss that is the Dead Zone! For banishing me before, you shall suffer that same gruesome fate forever, and... Wait. Did I...? I just did it again, didn't I?! I literally just did the exact same thing that got me an L last time! What am I doing?! This is exactly what my therapist told me not to do!
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->Now, behold! The terrifying abyss that is the Dead Zone! For banishing me before, you shall suffer that same gruesome fate forever, and... and… Wait. Did I...? I…? I just did it again, didn't I?! I literally just did the exact same thing that got me an L last time! What am I doing?! This is exactly what my therapist told me not to do!
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-> '''Donkey Kong''': Hey, look! Hawaiian Punch!
-> '''Diddy Kong''': Put that back RIGHT NOW! You know Cranky's a freak. Who knows what kind of weird shit he keeps in his fri-[Donkey Kong begins drinking the potion] Aaand there you go. Why. Why do I even bother?
-> '''Diddy Kong''': Put that back RIGHT NOW! You know Cranky's a freak. Who knows what kind of weird shit he keeps in his fri-[Donkey Kong begins drinking the potion] Aaand there you go. Why. Why do I even bother?
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-> '''Donkey Kong''': Kong:''' Hey, look! Hawaiian Punch!
-> '''DiddyKong''': Kong:''' Put that back RIGHT NOW! You know Cranky's a freak. Who knows what kind of weird shit he keeps in his fri-[Donkey Kong begins drinking the potion] Aaand there you go. Why. Why do I even bother?
-> '''Diddy
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->'''Appsro''': You know what I think did it? I picked up a little fish and I shot that little fish into my base.\\
'''Neebs''': Why would you do that?!\\
'''Appsro''': Because it's a little fish! I wouldn't expect a little damn fish to completely damage the hull of my base!\\
'''Neebs''': It's a Propulsion Cannon!\\
'''Appsro''': ''I KNOW!'' But it's a little fish!\\
'''Neebs''': It's got the word "Propulsion" in it!\\
'''Appsro''': Yeah, but the fish should just hit the damn base and just explode! The base is made of, like, metal and fuckin' alloy! The fish is, like, an organic thing! It should just burst!\\
'''Neebs''': When there's a tornado, like, a piece of straw can go through a barn.\\
'''Appsro''': Yes, but, I mean, it's not shooting it that fast.\\
'''Neebs''': ''It's a Propulsion Cannon!''\\
'''Appsro''': ''YEAH, BUT IT DOESN'T SHOOT IT THAT FAST!!!''
'''Neebs''': Why would you do that?!\\
'''Appsro''': Because it's a little fish! I wouldn't expect a little damn fish to completely damage the hull of my base!\\
'''Neebs''': It's a Propulsion Cannon!\\
'''Appsro''': ''I KNOW!'' But it's a little fish!\\
'''Neebs''': It's got the word "Propulsion" in it!\\
'''Appsro''': Yeah, but the fish should just hit the damn base and just explode! The base is made of, like, metal and fuckin' alloy! The fish is, like, an organic thing! It should just burst!\\
'''Neebs''': When there's a tornado, like, a piece of straw can go through a barn.\\
'''Appsro''': Yes, but, I mean, it's not shooting it that fast.\\
'''Neebs''': ''It's a Propulsion Cannon!''\\
'''Appsro''': ''YEAH, BUT IT DOESN'T SHOOT IT THAT FAST!!!''
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'''Appsro''':
'''Appsro:''' Because it's a little fish! I wouldn't expect a little damn fish to completely damage the hull of my base!\\
'''Neebs''':
'''Neebs:''' When there's a tornado, like, a piece of straw can go through a barn.\\
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->'''Meatwad:''' ([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext holding a scorpion]]): I'll eat it... if you eat it.\\
'''Shake:''' All right, deal! Wait a minute... how are you gonna eat it after I eat it?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Look, you eat it, then I go back in time to before the time that you eat it, then I'll eat it. [[note]]They actually do have a time machine in this episode, but it's pretty clear that Meatwad's lying.[[/note]]\\
'''Shake:''' All right, deal! Wait a minute... how are you gonna eat it after I eat it?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Look, you eat it, then I go back in time to before the time that you eat it, then I'll eat it. [[note]]They actually do have a time machine in this episode, but it's pretty clear that Meatwad's lying.[[/note]]\\
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->'''Meatwad:''' ([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext holding a scorpion]]): I'll eat it... it… if you eat it.\\
'''Shake:''' All right, deal! Wait aminute... minute… how are you gonna eat it after I eat it?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Look, you eat it, then I go back in time to before the time that you eat it, then I'll eat it. [[note]]They actually do have a time machine in this episode, but it's still pretty clear that Meatwad's lying.[[/note]]\\
'''Shake:''' All right, deal! Wait a
'''Meatwad:''' Look, you eat it, then I go back in time to before the time that you eat it, then I'll eat it. [[note]]They actually do have a time machine in this episode, but it's still pretty clear that Meatwad's lying.[[/note]]\\
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-> I wish to blow up! I mean get big. ''(explodes)''
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-> I wish to blow up! I mean get big. ''(explodes)''''([[JackassGenie explodes]])''
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->'''Pizza Twin #1:''' Dude, I like... cannot drive and beat your high score at the same time.
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->'''Pizza Twin #1:''' Dude, I like... like… cannot drive and beat your high score at the same time.
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->'''Sprig''': ''(looking in a [[WoodChipperOfDoom wood chipper]])'' Ooh, that looks fun.\\
'''Anne''': '''[[OhCrap SPRIG, NO!]]''' ''(immediately yanks him away)''
'''Anne''': '''[[OhCrap SPRIG, NO!]]''' ''(immediately yanks him away)''
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->''You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your earth, and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival.''
-->--'''VIKI''', ''Film/IRobot''
-->--'''VIKI''', ''Film/IRobot''
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->'''Sprig''': ''(looking in a woodchipper)'' Ooh, that looks fun.\\
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->'''Sprig''': ''(looking in a woodchipper)'' [[WoodChipperOfDoom wood chipper]])'' Ooh, that looks fun.\\