History Quotes / RuleThirtyFour

'''Caine''': The consequences of our actions! ''And it's only going to get worse from here.''

%%He used allcaps in the actual text.

-->-- [[http://twitter.com/donttrythis/status/2541204042 Adam Savage's twitter]].

-->-- '''Andrew Bridgmen''', "[[http://www.dorkly.com/article/56470/toplist-results-the-15-greatest-generation-iii-pokemon The 15 Greatest Generation III]] ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''"

-->-- '''Andrew Bridgmen''', "[[http://www.dorkly.com/article/56470/toplist-results-the-15-greatest-generation-iii-pokemonThe 15 Greatest Generation III Pokémon]]"

-->--'''Creator/ProZD''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxb6yzOYF_Q on]] JustForFun/{{Bowsette}}

-->-- ''Blog/ToplessRobot'', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/tr_special_the_10_most_face-meltingly_awful_fan_fi.php "The 10 Most Face-Meltingly Awful Fanfics"]]

'''B:''' Just [[ADateWithRosiePalms fap. Fap your childhood to pieces]].

->''"She was pure like snowflakes no one could ever stain,''\\
''[[TemptingFate The memory of my angel could never cause me pain.]]''\\
''Years go by, I'm lookin' through a girly magazine,''\\
''and there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between!''\\
''My blood runs cold; my memory has just been sold,''\\
''My angel is the centerfold. (Angel is the centerfold.)"''
-->-- '''The J. Geils Band''', "Centerfold"

-->--''Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers''

->Well, I think I've seen enough horrifying material here to replace my nightmares of [[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial extra-terrestrial]] [[{{Squick}} poon]], with nightmares of [[{{Squick}} being violated by a human]] [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Beavis]] [[UncannyValley with a plaster nose.]] [gives thumbs up and smiles] [[SarcasmMode Thanks, Rule 34-sploitation!]]

->Sexual arousal may occur from anything under the sun, [[UpToEleven including the sun]].

->'''Carl:''' [[UnsettlingGenderReveal I thought you were a woman]].\\

-->-- '''Andrew Bridgmen''', "[[http://www.dorkly.com/article/56470/toplist-results-the-15-greatest-generation-iii-pokemonThe 15 Greatest Generation III Pokemon]]"

->The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in "Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire" and the computer will ask, "Specify type of goat."

->''"[[TemptingFate Oh, come on. Like anyone's gonna sexualize a Digimo]]--OH MY GOD, MOVING ON!"''

->'''Chris:''' Mystique also cycles through a bunch of sexy forms before giving it one last shot by turning into Brian Cox, which, brother, if that wasn’t [[FoeYay the jumping-off point for a thousand fanfics]], I don’t know what is.\\

->''I was so excited during the whole trailer, but the second [[SexyCatPerson Clawroline]] showed up my first thought was just "'''''''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh no]]'''''''"''

-->-- '''Creator/BoBurnham''', "Welcome To The Internet"

->Many of you have probably been blissfully unaware of this, but there is a shocking amount of erotic ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' fan-fiction on the Internet. [[YouDoNotWantToKnow You don't even want to know]] the things people have [[PowerPerversionPotential imagined doing with]] TheHypnotoad.

->Druggies can be surprisingly judgmental. It's pretty much the only social circle where the same people you just witnessed shooting horse tranquilizers up one another's butts will actually look down at you for not being as cool as them. Unless maybe there's some sort of horse-enema-fetish social circle, which [[TemptingFate I'm not sure exists]]. Hold on, [[TheInternetIsForPorn let me check the Internet]]... ''Ohholyshit''. Do ''not'' look that up, y'all.

->'''Narrator''': Also, if you’re a female character, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never. Ever. ]]Google your own name, for your own sake… just don't.\\
'''Bob''': Well [[ExactWords I'm not a girl]], so I'll look up myself.\\
'''Bob''': [[TemptingFate What? This isn't so bad.]]\\

->'''David:''' Clark is trying to convince people he’s [[FreakyFridayFlip stuck in someone else’s body]], while Lionel is trying to convince people that he ISN’T, and the latter is [[CassandraTruth a more sane-sounding option.]]\\
'''Chris:''' And as you mentioned, he [Lionel in Clark Kent's body] [[ParentalIncest starts with Martha Kent]]...as soon as Ma Kent gives him a hug, he immediately starts smelling her hair and shoots fireballs out of his eyes, which is what Kryptonians in Smallville do [[SomethingElseAlsoRises when they get aroused.]] Not even kidding. Either way, it’s at this point that the show finally catches up to the more unsavory portions of [=LiveJournal=], which I assume were slashing “Clartha” halfway through the debut episode.\\
'''David:''' At the end of this episode, I expected everyone involved to jump onscreen, take a bow, strike a pose and yell “'''''[[TheAristocrats THE ARISTOCRATS!]]'''''”

->'''Narrator''': Also if you’re a female character, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never. Ever. ]]Google your own name, for your own sake just don’t\\
'''Bob''': Well I’m not a girl, so I’ll look up myself\\
'''Bob''': [[TemptingFate What? This isn't so bad]]\\
* {{Beat}}*\\

->''"WELL I JUST DISCOVERED [[SwallowedWhole VORE]]. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere GOODNIGHT, INTERNET.]]"''

->''"WELL I JUST DISCOVERED VORE. GOODNIGHT, INTERNET."''