History Quotes / RuleAbidingRebel

24th Apr '16 3:54:14 PM DrRomoray
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->You might be one of those people who thinks hipsters ruin everything they touch. You might think that 21st century youth culture--once a cauldron of sex, style and subversion--has been neutered and blanderized and ducked dry of any meaning and most of all, ''menace''. If so, you may want to stop reading now. Because the Borgcube has turned its attention to that last redoubt of rebellion, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM Satanism]]...I can't help but think of the rites of Cybele, the Queen of Heaven in the ancient world, whose blood-soaked priests would hack these not-Satanists to dogmeat on account of being so unspeakably lame.
-->--'''[[https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiVm9XdrqjMAhVMFT4KHVoUBG8QFggdMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fsecretsun.blogspot.com%2F2016%2F04%2Fsafe-space-satanism.html&usg=AFQjCNFIkdFer82NJoh4RYnuMt_DJ1eUdg&sig2=yaoN9541jBz3R4DZZxw6ag Christopher Loring Knowles]]'''
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10th Jan '16 3:23:38 PM hamonrye
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->Now it makes sense. Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio changes his girlfriends faster than most of us change our Brita water filters, because he believes that women are the most persecuted in the world and he’s showing all the ladies of the planet some love and affection and he’s doing it one woman at a time. He’s just starting with the tall, blonde, young skinny models. He’ll get to you short, brown-headed, non-skinny oldies eventually.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2016/01/08/leonardo-dicaprio-says-that-women-are-the-most-persecuted-people-in-the-world/ Michael K.]]''', "Leonardo [=DiCaprio=] Says That Women Are The Most Persecuted People In The World"
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18th Feb '15 9:40:47 AM BananaPancakes
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-> '''Candace:''' Hey mom, can I get a pink streak in my hair?
-> '''Linda:''' Why would you do that?
-> '''Candace:''' To express my individuality! Everyone's doing it!

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-> '''Candace:''' ->'''Candace''': Hey mom, can I get a pink streak in my hair?
-> '''Linda:'''
hair?\\
'''Linda''':
Why would you do that?
-> '''Candace:'''
that?\\
'''Candace''':
To express my individuality! Everyone's doing it!



->'''Calvin''': Mom, can I have some money to buy a [[TheNewRockAndRoll satan-worshiping, suicide-advocating heavy metal]] album?\\

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->'''Calvin''': Mom, can I have some money to buy a [[TheNewRockAndRoll satan-worshiping, Satan-worshiping, suicide-advocating heavy metal]] album?\\



-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/18 18 Mar 1992]].

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-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/18 18 Mar March 18, 1992]].



-->--'''JetpackJoyride'''

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-->--'''JetpackJoyride'''
-->--''VideoGame/JetpackJoyride''
24th Nov '14 2:00:39 PM DavidDelony
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8th Nov '14 9:04:42 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Can't hassle ''us'', pig! [[PokeThePoodle We're going the speed limit!]]"''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''




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->''"I hate comedians that are like, 'Fucking '''strap in''', motherfuckers, 'cuz I'm about to get really '''dangerous'''!" and then the next thing they always say is, 'The fucking [[FauxHorrific food on airplanes]] is BULLSHIT!!!' There is nothing safer than a comedian who tells you he's dangerous."''
-->-- '''PattonOswalt'''

->''"After summarily burying the entire roster as wusses and no-talents who hate the fans, after convincing the fans in attendance that they’d rather have [[Wrestling/TripleH Hunter]] as the GM than see wrestling matches, and after basically portraying himself as [[CanonSue the ultimate and sole babyface in the company]], Trips put on a show with the only three superstars who refused to strike: Wrestling/JohnCena, the ultimate company man; {{Wrestling/Sheamus}}, the new babyface; and Wrestling/CMPunk, a rebel who liked rebelling so much that he [[PimpMyRide rebelled against the rebels]].\\\
Yes, the same man who 'held the company hostage' that summer and refused to re-sign unless his outrageous demands were met now decided that protests were for pansies. Or commies. Or something else that didn’t conform to a [[TestosteronePoisoning Cold War standard of the ideal American man]]. 'Hippies' was the word he used, actually. Twice in the same sentence, in fact. Somehow, everyone remembers his 'pipe bomb' {{worked shoot}} from the summer but forgets about the 'hippie sit-in… like [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment a bunch of hippies]]' remark, which was the dumbest line [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]] had ever fed anyone since that 'anal bleeding' business a few weeks before."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/the-wwe-walkout/ "The WWE Walkout"]]

->''"Besides...what little girl (or grown-up woman) back in 1976 took ''Series/CharliesAngels'' as a stealth feminist manifesto? I see that observation often when I read reviews and TV histories that mention the show (just listen to those unintentionally hilarious interviews with headcase DrewBarrymore, when she was flogging those dreadful [[Film/CharliesAngels movie versions of the show]]). However, I can't help but feel those generalizations are coming from writers and pundits who really ''need Charlie's Angels'' to be about what they want it to be about, extrapolating out nice-sounding, "important" theories for their political agendas, rather than acknowledging how ''Charlie's Angels'' actually plays: as pretty but disposable rot. Anyway...aren't most women too smart to take this kind of fantasy seriously? ''Charlie's Angels'' was a guys show first and last, despite protestations to the contrary, [[TheyFightCrime a standard detective series]] given a new twist by featuring not one, not two, but three hot babes with the-then novel approach of putting as much of their skin on display as possible, just for the sheer sake of such exhibition."''
-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/63930/charlies-angels-season-1/ Paul Mavis]]'''
4th Nov '14 9:19:27 PM johnnyfog
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!!!Fiction



->''"I hate comedians that are like, "Fucking strap in, motherfuckers, cause I'm about to get really dangerous!" and then the next thing they always say is, "The fucking [[FauxHorrific food on airplanes]] is '''bullshit'''!" There is nothing safer than a comedian who tells you he's dangerous."''

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!!!RealLife
->''"I hate comedians that are like, "Fucking strap in, 'Fucking '''strap in''', motherfuckers, cause 'cuz I'm about to get really dangerous!" '''dangerous'''!" and then the next thing they always say is, "The 'The fucking [[FauxHorrific food on airplanes]] is '''bullshit'''!" BULLSHIT!!!' There is nothing safer than a comedian who tells you he's dangerous."''



->''"And the musicians today who don't do drugs and, in fact, speak out ''against'' drugs? ''Boy'' do they suck! Ball-less, soulless, spiritless, corporate little bitches..."''
-->--Creator/BillHicks, ''Relentless''

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->''"And ->''"After summarily burying the musicians today entire roster as wusses and no-talents who don't do drugs and, hate the fans, after convincing the fans in fact, speak out ''against'' drugs? ''Boy'' do they suck! Ball-less, soulless, spiritless, corporate little bitches...attendance that they’d rather have [[Wrestling/TripleH Hunter]] as the GM than see wrestling matches, and after basically portraying himself as [[CanonSue the ultimate and sole babyface in the company]], Trips put on a show with the only three superstars who refused to strike: Wrestling/JohnCena, the ultimate company man; {{Wrestling/Sheamus}}, the new babyface; and Wrestling/CMPunk, a rebel who liked rebelling so much that he [[PimpMyRide rebelled against the rebels]].\\\
Yes, the same man who 'held the company hostage' that summer and refused to re-sign unless his outrageous demands were met now decided that protests were for pansies. Or commies. Or something else that didn’t conform to a [[TestosteronePoisoning Cold War standard of the ideal American man]]. 'Hippies' was the word he used, actually. Twice in the same sentence, in fact. Somehow, everyone remembers his 'pipe bomb' {{worked shoot}} from the summer but forgets about the 'hippie sit-in… like [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment a bunch of hippies]]' remark, which was the dumbest line [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]] had ever fed anyone since that 'anal bleeding' business a few weeks before.
"''
-->--Creator/BillHicks, ''Relentless''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/the-wwe-walkout/ "The WWE Walkout"]]
4th Aug '14 3:32:45 PM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->-- '''Lisa Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons''

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-->-- '''Lisa Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons''
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-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons''

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-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons''
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-->-- ''PhineasAndFerb''

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-->-- ''PhineasAndFerb''
''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''



-->-- ''CalvinAndHobbes'', [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/18 18 Mar 1992]].

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-->-- ''CalvinAndHobbes'', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/18 18 Mar 1992]].



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21st Apr '14 6:07:39 PM Dreigonix
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21st Apr '14 6:07:15 PM Dreigonix
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->''"Nothing says rebellion like a generic, store-bought green mohawk. No, really!"''
-->'''JetpackJoyride'''
4th Mar '14 3:22:18 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I hate comedians that are like, "Fucking strap in, motherfuckers, cause I'm about to get really dangerous!" and then the next thing they always say is, "The fucking [[FauxHorrific food on airplanes]] is bullshit!" There is nothing safer than a comedian who tells you he's dangerous."''

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->''"I hate comedians that are like, "Fucking strap in, motherfuckers, cause I'm about to get really dangerous!" and then the next thing they always say is, "The fucking [[FauxHorrific food on airplanes]] is bullshit!" '''bullshit'''!" There is nothing safer than a comedian who tells you he's dangerous."''
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