->''"How rebellious!...in a conformist sort of way."''
-->-- '''Lisa Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Simpson Tide"
->'''Candace''': Hey mom, can I get a pink streak in my hair?\\
'''Linda''': Why would you do that?\\
'''Candace''': To express my individuality! Everyone's doing it!
->'''Calvin''': Mom, can I have some money to buy a [[TheNewRockAndRoll Satan-worshiping, suicide-advocating heavy metal]] album?\\
'''Calvin's Mom''': Calvin, the fact that these bands haven't killed themselves in ritual self-sacrifice shows that they're [[MoneyDearBoy just in it for the money like everyone else]]. It's all for effect. If you want to shock and provoke, be sincere about it.\\
'''Calvin''': [[TheManIsStickingItToTheMan Mainstream commercial nihilism]] can't be trusted?!
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/18 March 18, 1992]].
->''"Nothing says rebellion like a generic, store-bought green mohawk. No, really!"''
->Now here is a man, who has adopted the persona and mindset of the freethinking rebel and turned it on itself. The rebel conservative.
->Now it makes sense. Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio changes his girlfriends faster than most of us change our Brita water filters, because he believes that women are the most persecuted in the world and he’s showing all the ladies of the planet some love and affection and he’s doing it one woman at a time. He’s just starting with the tall, blonde, young skinny models. He’ll get to you short, brown-headed, non-skinny oldies eventually.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2016/01/08/leonardo-dicaprio-says-that-women-are-the-most-persecuted-people-in-the-world/ Michael K.]]''', "Leonardo [=DiCaprio=] Says That Women Are The Most Persecuted People In The World"
->You might be one of those people who thinks hipsters ruin everything they touch. You might think that 21st century youth culture--once a cauldron of sex, style and subversion--has been neutered and blanderized and sucked dry of any meaning and most of all, ''menace''. If so, you may want to stop reading now. Because the Borgcube has turned its attention to that last redoubt of rebellion, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM Satanism]]...I can't help but think of the rites of Cybele, the Queen of Heaven in the ancient world, whose blood-soaked priests would hack these not-Satanists to dogmeat on account of being so unspeakably lame.
-->--'''[[https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiVm9XdrqjMAhVMFT4KHVoUBG8QFggdMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fsecretsun.blogspot.com%2F2016%2F04%2Fsafe-space-satanism.html&usg=AFQjCNFIkdFer82NJoh4RYnuMt_DJ1eUdg&sig2=yaoN9541jBz3R4DZZxw6ag Christopher Loring Knowles]]'''
->'''Music Agent:''' OK, be wild. Be as wild as you wanna. If you feel like wetting yourself, go with it, OK? Anarchy's good. They like anarchy, OK?
->'''Musician:''' But what are we supposed to say?
->'''Music Agent:''' What? Don't say anything. Jeez, do you wanna blow this? You know how much these stupid hats set me back?