History Quotes / RagtagBunchOfMisfits

-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMZJxmwgRco Frankie Boyle]]''', ''MockTheWeek''

-->-- ''SoulNomadAndTheWorldEaters''

-->-- ''StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''

->''"Talk about blatant tokenism. That whole ragtag bunch of misfits thing is so 2009."''

-->StarTrekDeepSpaceNine SoldiersOfTheEmpire

->''Back in the [[SilverAge '60s]], when DC super-heroes still sported right-angled jawlines and Boy Scout principles, the DoomPatrol slouched into town like a pack of junkyard dogs with a grudge against mankind.''
-->-- ''GrantMorrison from his Afterword to Doom Patrol #20''

-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII, Mark of the Assasin''

-->Recap: StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS05E21SoldiersOfTheEmpire

-->Recap:StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS05E21SoldiersOfTheEmpire

-->-- ''StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Soldiers of the Empire"

-->-- '''Olivia Newton John''', ''{{Series/Glee}}''

-->-- '''General Kimsey''', ''{{Film/Armageddon}}'''''

Screaming, "This is absurd!"\\
Cause for a moment a band of thieves in ripped up jeans got to rule the world.

->''"Is it true what they say about ragtag bands of misfits? Because if it is, we're pretty much invincible.

-> '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMZJxmwgRco Frankie Boyle:]]''' You've each been selected for this mission because you're unknown to the enemy and you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster, and Daniel Day-Lewis; Welcome to Operation Mind-Fuck!"
-->-- ''MockTheWeek''

-->-- ''DeepSpaceNine'', "Soldiers of the Empire"

->"Back in the [[SilverAge '60s]], when DC super-heroes still sported right-angled jawlines and Boy Scout principles, the DoomPatrol slouched into town like a pack of junkyard dogs with a grudge against mankind."

->"We're not a team, we're a time bomb!"

->'''Xykon''': "Does the insurance cover if a rag-tag band of adventurers come in and destroy my lair?"
->'''Salesman''': "Depends. How rag-tag are we talking here?"
--> -- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->'''Raven''': "I don't exactly...fit in."
->'''Cyborg''': "He’s green, she’s from outer space, I’m half-metal. You’ll fit in just fine.”
--> -- ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''

->'''[[OmnicidalManiac Gig]]:''' You keep some damn strange company, kid.
->'''[[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Dio]]:''' Ah! But that must be the secret to your success!

-> '''Thief''': Our usual strategies aren't working here, RM.
-> '''Red Mage''': You mean bungle around and let White Mage sort it out later?
-->-- ''{{Eight Bit Theater}}''

-> '''Red Mage''': What happened to us? Sidequests used to fall into our laps. Now everyone mistakes us for clowns or perverts.
-> '''Black Mage''': Well, to be fair, that's not so much incorrect as imprecise.
-->-- ''{{Eight Bit Theater}}''

-> '''Garak''': Damar expressed concern when I told him that Colonel Kira would be leading this mission.
-> '''Kira''': Well if he wants to defeat the Dominion he's going to have to put his personal feelings aside.
-> '''Garak''': He's certainly willing to do that. He knows the value of your skills. Damar is concerned that his men will see your uniform as an affront. We Cardassians are a proud people. Losing Bajor to a ragtag band of terrorists, no offence, was a humiliation.

->''"With a reluctant assistant cook as a pilot, a ditsy general's daughter in command, and the largest contingent of geeks, misfits and anime fans ever sent into orbit, the poor enemy Jovians won't stand a chance!"
-->-- Right Stuf's summary of ''MartianSuccessorNadesico''

-->--'''Vyse''', ''VideoGame/SkiesOfArcadia''

-->-- '''Olivia Newton John''', ''{{Glee}}''

-->One's father was filthy rich, two was middle class, and one was homeless,
-->Add in the paralyzed girl in the wheelchair who just liked to watch, and that was the whole clique.
-->--'''LupeFiasco''', ''Kick, Push II''

-->''"We spend 250 billion dollars a year on defense. And here we are: The fate of the planet in the hands of bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!"''
-->'''''{{Armageddon}}'''''

-> '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMZJxmwgRco Frankie Boyle:]]''' "You've each been selected for this mission because you're unknown to the enemy and you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster, and Daniel Day-Lewis; Welcome to Operation Mind-Fuck!"

-> '''Fry:''' The rest of us aren't normal. And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does.
-> '''Dr. Zoidberg:''' Damn right.
-> '''Fry:''' And the professor's a senile amoral crackpot.
-> '''Professor:''' Oyeeaii.
-> '''Fry:''' Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
-> '''Hermes:''' Tally me banana.
-> '''Fry:''' Amy is a klutz from Mars.
-> '''Amy:''' Whoops.
-> '''Professor:''' And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
-> '''Fry:''' I already did!
--> ''{{Futurama}}''

->And the cynics were outraged
->Screaming, "This is absurd!"
->Cause for a moment a band of thieves in ripped up jeans got to rule the world.
--> Music/TaylorSwift, "Long Live"

-->It is clear to me that none of you are worthy of my blood or my life, but I will stand for you. And together we will bring honor to this ship and glory to the Empire.
-->DeepSpaceNine ''Soldiers of the Empire''

-> '''Ella:''' I'm coming with you, if you don't mind.
-> '''Meacham:''' Be our guest. ''*under his breath*'' We've got a kid and a dog tagging along, why not a woman?
--> ''[[Film/CowboysAndAliens Cowboys & Aliens]]''

->'''Tallis''': "You think I would fit into your merry entourage?"
->'''Isabela''': "Lets see... [[DemonicPossession Are you possessed?]] [[DealwiththeDevil Consorting with demons?]] A pathological liar?”
->'''Tallis''': "I have six toes on my left foot.”
--> -- ''DragonAgeII, Mark of the Assasin''

--> -- ''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick''

-->-- ''[=~Star Trek: Deep Space Nine~=]''

--> TaylorSwift, "Long Live"

--> ''[[Film/CowboysAndAliens Cowboys & Aliens]]''

-> '''Red Mage''': What happened to us? Sidequests used to fall into our laps. Now everybody mistakes us for clowns or perverts.
-> '''Black Mage''': To be fair, that's not so much incorrect as imprecise.

--> -- ''TheOrderOfTheStick''

-->--'''Vyse''', ''SkiesOfArcadia''

-->DeepSpaceNine ''Soldiers of the Empire''

--> -- ''TeenTitans''

-> '''Red Mage''': What happened to us? Sidequests used to fall into our laps, but now everybody mistakes us for perverts or circus performers.
-> '''Black Mage''': To be fair, that is not so much incorrect as imprecise.

-> '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMZJxmwgRco Frankie Boyle:]]''' "You've each been selected for this mission because you're unknown to the enemy and you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation Mind-Fuck!"

-->''"The government spends $10 billion a year on defense. And here we are. The fate of the world in the hands of bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!"''

-> '''Frankie Boyle''': "You've each been selected for this mission because you're unknown to the enemy and you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation Mind-Fuck!"

-->'''''{{Armageddon}}'''''