History Quotes / OpenMouthInsertFoot

-->--''[[Videogame/ProjectSEKAI Petit SEKAI]]'', "Kohane's Street DEBUT!"

-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' #[[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3926 3926]]

'''Elizabeth:''' Because it's ''not'' my plan. And I ''am'' the real Elizabeth.\\

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien''', "Video Games"

->''"But wait, I thought Madonna thinks that she’s the black Madonna, which is why she thinks it’s cool to throw around ''“[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy #disnigga]]”''...Never mind that the only button Madge has been pushing lately is the one marked “eye roll inducer,” she’s kind of right about Kanye and her being cut from the same cloth. I mean, both of them live in an out-of-touch fart bubble of delusion and their heads are currently taking up permanent residency up their asses. So yeah, they’re kind of the same. But Kanye isn’t going to like being called the black Madonna. To Kanye, Kanye isn’t the black Madonna. Madonna is the white Kanye, just like [[AnswersToTheNameOfGod Jesus is the Jewish Kanye and the Sun is the star Kanye and the moon is the satellite Kanye and God is the cloud Kanye!!]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/08/kanye-west-is-the-black-madonna-so-says-madonna/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/KanyeWest Is The Black {{Music/Madonna}}, So Says Madonna"

''(squadron of Nazi vampires starts to rise in the distance)''\\

->"Wonderful. And for my next trick, I shall swallow my other foot."
-->-- '''Vila''', ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "Death Watch"

->'''The Tenth Doctor:''' And d'you know how I know you're a fake? Because you're such a bad copy. It's not just the smell. Or the unconvincing hair, or the atrocious teeth, or the eyes — just a bit too close together. Or the breath that could stun a horse! It's because my Elizabeth -- the ''real'' Elizabeth -- would never be stupid enough to [[JustBetweenYouAndMe reveal her own plan]]! Honestly, why would you do that?\\
'''Elizabeth:''' Because it's ''not'' my plan. And I ''am'' the real Elizabeth.\\
'''The Tenth Doctor:''' ...okay. So. Backtracking a moment just to lend some context to my earlier remarks...
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Day of the Doctor"

->'''Renee:''' ''Haha cool I'm a huge asshole, time to go live in the toilet''\\
'''Elliot:''' That's her trying to apologize.
-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' #[[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3960 3960]]

->'''Scrooge [=McDuck=]:''' You were prepared for our best, but not our ''dumbest''.\\
'''Flintheart Glomgold:''' And ''I'' am the dumbest there's ever been! ''(EvilLaugh)'' ...wait.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "Moonvasion!"

'''Flintheart Glomgold:''' And ''I'' am the dumbest there's ever been ''(EvilLaugh)'' ...wait.

->'''The Tenth Doctor:''' And d'you know how I know you're a fake? Because you're such a bad copy. It's not just the smell. Or the unconvincing hair, or the atrocious teeth, or the eyes — just a bit too close together. Or the breath that could stun a horse! It's because my Elizabeth -- the ''real'' Elizabeth -- would never be stupid enough to [[JustBetweenYouAndMe reveal her own plan]]! Honestly, why would you do that?

-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' Episode 6, after Zorin's zeppelin crashes into the ground and explodes

-->'''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''' Episode 6, after Zorin's zeppelin crashes into the ground and explodes

--> -- ''Webcomic/{{Terra}}'' [[http://www.terra-comic.com/wordpress/archives/437 #130]]

->But wait, I thought Madonna thinks that she’s the black Madonna, which is why she thinks it’s cool to throw around ''“[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy #disnigga]]”''...Never mind that the only button Madge has been pushing lately is the one marked “eye roll inducer,” she’s kind of right about Kanye and her being cut from the same cloth. I mean, both of them live in an out-of-touch fart bubble of delusion and their heads are currently taking up permanent residency up their asses. So yeah, they’re kind of the same. But Kanye isn’t going to like being called the black Madonna. To Kanye, Kanye isn’t the black Madonna. Madonna is the white Kanye, just like [[AnswersToTheNameOfGod Jesus is the Jewish Kanye and the Sun is the star Kanye and the moon is the satellite Kanye and God is the cloud Kanye!!]]
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/08/kanye-west-is-the-black-madonna-so-says-madonna/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/KanyeWest Is The Black {{Music/Madonna}}, So Says Madonna"

->But wait, I thought Madonna thinks that she’s the black Madonna, which is why she thinks it’s cool to throw around ''“[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy #disnigga]]”''...Never mind that the only button Madge has been pushing lately is the one marked “eye roll inducer,” she’s kind of right about Kanye and her being cut from the same cloth. I mean, both of them live in an out-of-touch fart bubble of delusion and their heads are currently taking up permanent residency up their asses. So yeah, they’re kind of the same. But Kanye isn’t going to like being called the black Madonna. To Kanye, Kanye isn’t the black Madonna. Madonna is the white Kanye, just like Jesus is the Jewish Kanye and the Sun is the star Kanye and the moon is the satellite Kanye and God is the cloud Kanye!!