History Quotes / OneOfUs

-->--'''Nathan Spencer''', ''{{Casualty}}''

->'''Matt Striker''': "[[Comicbook/TheAvengers Avengers]] assemble! This is ComicBook/SecretWars, Team [[WWESmackdown Smackdown]] style!"

-->--''Wrestling/{{WWE}} [[WWESmackdown Friday Night Smackdown]]'' Oct. 22, 2010

->When the rest of us have to put together a costume for Halloween or Purim or whatever weird cosplay shit you do in your free time (no judgement) we go out to our nearest Savers...But not Music/{{Madonna}}. Madonna is a very rich and very powerful lady. When Madonna wanted to dress up as [[Series/GameOfThrones Daenerys Targaryen]] for Purim, she didn’t just send out her assistant to Party Depot and grab a generic 'Dragon Princess' costume-in-a-bag...Emilia Clarke explained that the reason Madonna’s Purim costume was so good was because it was the real thing. Emilia had received an email from an HBO publicist asking if she’d be willing to loan Madonna hone of her dresses from [=GoT=], and since she can read between the lines -- that Madonna doesn’t ask, she DEMANDS -- she agreed and let her wear it. Good move, Emilia; it’s always better to keep Madge on your good side lest you wake up in an ice-filled bathtub with your kidneys missing and [[LifeDrinker all the youth drained from your face.]]

-->--'''Creator/MarkHamill''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWCfDdydwt8 on]] his casting as [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Ferris Boyle]], which eventually led to his playing the Joker

->Unbelievable evidence of an [[ManChild emotional digression]] going on here: porno movies and video games. What am I, thirteen, emotionally? I mean, I'm looking at this receipt I got from [the video store], and it's like, ''Clam Lappers'', and ''WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehog.'' That was one weekend. That was Easter weekend. Something's going on with me, man. That's a pretty scary way to celebrate the resurrection of Christ, with ''Clam Lappers'' and Sonic-fucking-Hedgehog.

->Unbelievable evidence of an [[ManChild emotional digression]] going on here: porno movies and video games. What am I, thirteen, emotionally? I mean, I'm looking at this receipt I got from [the video store], and it's like, ''Clam Lappers'', and ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog. That was one weekend. That was Easter weekend. Something's going on with me, man. That's a pretty scary way to celebrate the resurrection of Christ, with ''Clam Lappers'' and Sonic-fucking-Hedgehog.

->''"I read the script and thought, 'Aw, I'm not Mr. Freeze. I wanna be Mr. Freeze'... But when I went in there, I totally just geeked out on them; I wanted them to know I knew Batman backwards and forwards."''

->"...And so I am happy to turn to the President and extend what I consider to be the most American of greetings; although we may not always agree, [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan I have been and always will be your friend.]] Live long and prosper."

->"WHO'S THE "NOBODY" NOW, HUH?! HE'S JUST A FAT, UNEMPLOYED IDIOT, AND ''I'' '''HAVE A TVTROPES PAGE!!'''"

->''"I once sold RobinWilliams an entire run of Neil Gaiman’s ''{{ComicBook/Sandman}}'', back when I worked in a comic book store that inexplicably featured dozens of celebrities among its clientele. He was a semi-regular customer, the first celebrity I ever met in the store, and could not have been a nicer man if he tried."''

->''"Someone was posting on 4chan saying that they're Music/TaylorSwift. There is a lot of evidence for this, some of it to do with her cat, which is nice. My evidence for is that Taylor Swift has participated in a lot of seemingly unenjoyable hobbies, like [[TakeThat listening to John Mayer say sentences]] and eroding the Rhode Island coast, so maybe this is just another one of them."''

-->-- '''Chuck Sonnenburg''', ''Website/SFDebris'', [[SFDebris/{{TropesA-F}} who]] [[SFDebris/{{TropesG-L}} actually]] [[SFDebris/{{TropesM-R}} has]] [[SFDebris/{{TropesS-Z}} several.]]

->WE ARE THE GEEK

->We are the geek, without us pop culture is obsolete.
->All kids side with either Sith or Jedi.
->Get your sci-fi fling on from Wookiee to Klingon, we rock to Ewoks.
->Light sabers and photon torpedoes ready to go and give a lickin’
->‘Till it ends up parodied on Family Guy or Robot Chicken.
->Live long and prosper, run your course
->When geeks die they enter the Force.
->We don’t fear invasions from the Martians or the Borg
->Because these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

->We are the geek, hardcore gaming is all we seek.
->From pwning noobs, woot dings, leet speak button-mashing, Rock Band thrashing.
->From the roots of Nintendo to Mario, to Sega Genesis, one nation under Playstation.
->We’ve had our iddy-bitty Wii Mii’s on the 3D HD TV screen, see?
->Get a load of the invincibility cheat code – it ain’t game over ‘till epic fail – you’ve lost the game.
->No evasion of the zombie invasion, we’ve had our training from Left 4 Dead Rising, that is a must,
->And all your Grand Theft Auto are belong to us.
->MMO’s like Everquest, oh WOW, cross my Halo, hope to die
->Unless you get shanked by the Team Fortress Spy.

->We are the geek, praise the Otaku, those anime freaks.
->Magical school girls and harems are shojos, Shonens will ever increase.
->Mechas will wreck us and ninjas will win ya, for everyone else there is Bleach.
->Naruto pins on their backpacks
->Manga buttons on our cat-ear hats.
->From Project A-ko to Xenogears, Vampire Hunter D Grayman, Darker Than Black Lagoon, from Trigun to Sailor Moon.
->Let them glomp, let them cosplay, let them have their yaoi schoolboys and fan dubs,
->Fansubs, fanfics, fan letters for worse or better.

->We are the geek, without our dice rolls we’re incomplete.
->Every Winter-een Mas Day, we LARP, tabletop role-play.
->Earning GP, HP and XP, drowning in our mana pools with 2nd edition old school rules.
->It’s D&D: level up or shut up.
->Spell-casters and tanks, clerics and rogues adding up skill ranks.

->We are the geek: we are underestimated, underpaid and under-medicated.
->If you’re not gonna enjoy yourself, don’t get out of bed.
->If you won’t live your dreams, you’re better off dead.
->You bet we own the Internet. No longer freaks
->No longer meek
->But each unique
->Standing complete
->They cannot compete
->We cannot be beat:
->We are the Geek!
-->--'''Uncle Yo''', geek comedian.

->''"I once sold RobinWilliams an entire run of Neil Gaiman’s ''{{ComicBook/Sandman}}, back when I worked in a comic book store that inexplicably featured dozens of celebrities among its clientele. He was a semi-regular customer, the first celebrity I ever met in the store, and could not have been a nicer man if he tried."''
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/creators-and-retailers-remember-comic-book-fan-robin-williams-video/Joe Hughes]]'''

->"WHO'S THE "NOBODY" NOW, HUH?! HE'S JUST A FAT, UNEMPLOYED IDIOT, AND ''I'' '''HAVE A TVTROPES PAAAAGE!'''"

-->--'''StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''

->"...And so I am happy to turn to the President and extend what I consider to be the most American of greetings; although we may not always agree, [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan I have been and always will be your friend.]] Live long and prosper."
-->'''John Hodgeman''', addressing President Barack Obama at the 2009 Radio and TV Correspondents Dinner

->"WHO'S THE NOBODY NOW, HUH? HE'S JUST A FAT, UNEMPLOYED IDIOT, AND ''I'' HAVE A TVTROPES PAGE!"
-->-- '''Chuck Sonnenburg''', ''Website/SFDebris'', [[SFDebris/{{TropesA-F}} who]] [[SFDebris/{{TropesG-L}} actually]] [[SFDebris/{{TropesM-R}} has]] [[SFDebris/{{TropesS-Z}} several.]]

->'''Matt Striker''': "[[Comicbook/TheAvengers Avengers]] assemble! This is SecretWars, Team [[WWESmackdown Smackdown]] style!"

->"WHOSE THE NOBODY NOW, HUH? HE'S JUST A FAT, UNEMPLOYED IDIOT, AND ''I'' HAVE A TVTROPES PAGE!"

-->-- '''Chuck Sonnenburg''', ''Website/SFDebris'', [[SFDebris/TropesA-F who]] [[SFDebris/TropesG-L actually]] [[SFDebris/TropesM-R has]] [[SFDebris/TropesS-Z several.]]

-->-- '''Chuck Sonnenburg''', ''Website/SFDebris'', who actually has several.

-->--Nathan Spencer, ''{{Casualty}}''

-->-Uncle Yo, geek comedian.

-->John Hodgeman, addressing President Barack Obama at the 2009 Radio and TV Correspondents Dinner

-->--''{{WWE}} [[WWESmackdown Friday Night Smackdown]]'' Oct. 22, 2010

->Light sabers and photon torpedoes ready to go and give a lickin’
->‘Till it ends up parodied on Family Guy or Robot Chicken.

->We don’t fear invasions from the Martians or the Borg
->Because these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

->We’ve had our iddy-bitty Wii Mii’s on the 3D HD TV screen, see?
->Get a load of the invincibility cheat code – it ain’t game over ‘till epic fail – you’ve lost the game.
->No evasion of the zombie invasion, we’ve had our training from Left 4 Dead Rising, that is a must,

->MMO’s like Everquest, oh WOW, cross my Halo, hope to die

->We are the geek, without our dice rolls we’re incomplete.

->It’s D&D: level up or shut up.

->If you’re not gonna enjoy yourself, don’t get out of bed.
->If you won’t live your dreams, you’re better off dead.

->"...And so I am happy to turn to the President and extend what I consider to be the most American of greetings; although we may not always agree, [[StarTrekII I have been and always will be your friend.]] Live long and prosper."

-->--'''StephenColbert''', ''TheColbertReport''

->Light sabers and photon torpedoes ready to go and give a lickin’
->‘Till it ends up parodied on Family Guy or Robot Chicken.

->We don’t fear invasions from the Martians or the Borg
->Because these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

->We’ve had our iddy-bitty Wii Mii’s on the 3D HD TV screen, see?
->Get a load of the invincibility cheat code – it ain’t game over ‘till epic fail – you’ve lost the game.
->No evasion of the zombie invasion, we’ve had our training from Left 4 Dead Rising, that is a must,

->MMO’s like Everquest, oh WOW, cross my Halo, hope to die

->We are the geek, without our dice rolls we’re incomplete.

->It’s D&D: level up or shut up.

->If you’re not gonna enjoy yourself, don’t get out of bed.
->If you won’t live your dreams, you’re better off dead.

->Get your sci-fi fling on from Wookie to Klingon, we rock to Ewoks.

WE ARE THE GEEK

We are the geek, without us pop culture is obsolete.
All kids side with either Sith or Jedi.
Get your sci-fi fling on from Wookie to Klingon, we rock to Ewoks.
Light sabers and photon torpedoes ready to go and give a lickin’
‘Till it ends up parodied on Family Guy or Robot Chicken.
Live long and prosper, run your course
When geeks die they enter the Force.
We don’t fear invasions from the Martians or the Borg
Because these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

We are the geek, hardcore gaming is all we seek.
From pwning noobs, woot dings, leet speak button-mashing, Rock Band thrashing.
From the roots of Nintendo to Mario, to Sega Genesis, one nation under Playstation.
We’ve had our iddy-bitty Wii Mii’s on the 3D HD TV screen, see?
Get a load of the invincibility cheat code – it ain’t game over ‘till epic fail – you’ve lost the game.
No evasion of the zombie invasion, we’ve had our training from Left 4 Dead Rising, that is a must,
And all your Grand Theft Auto are belong to us.
MMO’s like Everquest, oh WOW, cross my Halo, hope to die
Unless you get shanked by the Team Fortress Spy.

We are the geek, praise the Otaku, those anime freaks.
Magical school girls and harems are shojos, Shonens will ever increase.
Mechas will wreck us and ninjas will win ya, for everyone else there is Bleach.
Naruto pins on their backpacks
Manga buttons on our cat-ear hats.
From Project A-ko to Xenogears, Vampire Hunter D Grayman, Darker Than Black Lagoon, from Trigun to Sailor Moon.
Let them glomp, let them cosplay, let them have their yaoi schoolboys and fan dubs,
Fansubs, fanfics, fan letters for worse or better.

We are the geek, without our dice rolls we’re incomplete.
Every Winter-een Mas Day, we LARP, tabletop role-play.
Earning GP, HP and XP, drowning in our mana pools with 2nd edition old school rules.
It’s D&D: level up or shut up.
Spell-casters and tanks, clerics and rogues adding up skill ranks.

We are the geek: we are underestimated, underpaid and under-medicated.
If you’re not gonna enjoy yourself, don’t get out of bed.
If you won’t live your dreams, you’re better off dead.
You bet we own the Internet. No longer freaks
No longer meek
But each unique
Standing complete
They cannot compete
We cannot be beat:
We are the Geek!
-Uncle Yo, geek comedian.

->'''Matt Striker''': "{{Avengers}} assemble! This is SecretWars, Team [[WWESmackdown Smackdown]] style!"