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'''Tim:''' I used to work at a bank. \\
'''Abby:''' Your tat is real. And you don’t disappoint me.
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-->'''Tony:''': Only if you're dyslexic.dyslexic.
-->'''Gibbs:''' Some idiot smuggled akoala onto a submarine. Grab your gear
-->'''Gibbs:''' Some idiot smuggled akoala onto a submarine. Grab your gear
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-->[''after surviving a [[StuffBlowingUp car bomb'']
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-->[''after surviving a [[StuffBlowingUp car bomb'']
-->'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? [[ILied I lied.]]
-->'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? [[ILied I lied.]]
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--> '''Ziva''': My first time was in the back of an armored weapons carrier.
--> '''Everyone else''': Of ''course'' it was.
--> '''Everyone else''': Of ''course'' it was.
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--> '''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in the back of an armored a weapons carrier.
carrier!
-->'''Everyone else''': '''Abby and [=McGee=]''': Of ''course'' it was.
-->
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-->'''Ziva:''' What's the matter Tony afraid of a little pussy... cat.
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-->'''Ziva:''' What's the matter Tony afraid matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy... cat.
pussy...cat?
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-->'''Franks:''' my brother and I married the same woman twice.
-->'''Gibbs:''' twice?
-->'''Franks:''' she was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie!
-->'''Gibbs:''' twice?
-->'''Franks:''' she was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie!
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-->'''Franks:''' my My brother and I married the same woman twice.
-->'''Gibbs:'''twice?
Twice?
-->'''Franks:'''she She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie!
-->'''Gibbs:'''
-->'''Franks:'''
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-->'''Ziva:''' What's the matter Tony afraid of a little Pussy.....Cat.
-->'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to live Saleem.
-->'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're Lying.
-->'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a Sniper. <BLAM!!>
--> '''Ziva''': "My first time was in the back of an armored weapons carrier."
--> '''Everyone else''': "Of ''course'' it was."
-->'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to live Saleem.
-->'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're Lying.
-->'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a Sniper. <BLAM!!>
--> '''Ziva''': "My first time was in the back of an armored weapons carrier."
--> '''Everyone else''': "Of ''course'' it was."
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-->'''Ziva:''' What's the matter Tony afraid of a little Pussy.....Cat.
pussy... cat.
-->'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds tolive live, Saleem.
-->'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You'reLying.
lying.
-->'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was aSniper. sniper? <BLAM!!>
--> '''Ziva''':"My My first time was in the back of an armored weapons carrier."
carrier.
--> '''Everyone else''':"Of Of ''course'' it was."
was.
-->'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to
-->'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're
-->'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a
--> '''Ziva''':
--> '''Everyone else''':
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--> '''Everyone else''': "Of ''course'' it was."
--> '''Everyone else''': "Of ''course'' it was."
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-->'''Ziva:''' What's the matter Tony afraid of a little Pussy.....Cat.
-->'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to live Saleem.
-->'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're Lying.
-->'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a Sniper. <BLAM!!>
-->'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to live Saleem.
-->'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're Lying.
-->'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a Sniper. <BLAM!!>
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-->'''Gibbs:''' Come on, Agent Todd. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.
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-->'''Gibbs:''' [[LampshadeHanging Come on, Agent Todd. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie. \n]]
