Line #9 Quotes/NCIS


1	->'''TSA Agent Dennis:''' NCIS? That anything like CSI? \
2	'''Tony''': Only if you're dyslexic.
3
4	->'''Gibbs''': [[NoodleIncident Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine.]] Grab your gear!
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6	->'''Kate''': I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret! \
7	'''Gibbs''': [[LampshadeHanging Come on, Agent Todd. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.]]
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9	->'''Ziva''': [''at the copy machine''] Die, you stupid machine! \
10	'''[=McGee=]''': She seems unfazed. \
11	'''Tony:''' Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, [=McGee=]. She's fine.
12
13	->'''Franks:''' My brother and I married the same woman twice. \
14	'''Gibbs:''' Twice? \
15	'''Franks:''' She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie!
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17	->'''Tony:''' Suspect is claiming he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another. \
18	'''Abby:''' That happens to girls too. At night some guy seems all dark and gnarly, then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works in a bank. \
19	'''Tim:''' I used to work at a bank. \
20	'''Abby:''' Your tat is real. And you don’t disappoint me.
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22	->'''Ziva:''' What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...''cat?''
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24	->'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem. \
25	'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're lying. \
26	'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was going to be the one to kill you. Remember when I told you [[ChekhovsGunman my boss]] was a sniper? \
27	[=BLAM=]
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29	-> '''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier! \
30	'''Abby and [=McGee=]''': Of ''course'' it was.
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32	->[''after surviving a [[StuffBlowingUp car bomb]]''] \
33	'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? [''{{Beat}}''] I lied.
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35	->'''Gibbs''': What seems to be the problem, Marine? \
36	'''Cpl. Werth''': ... \
37	'''Gibbs''': ''[[DrillSergeantNasty WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, MARINE?!]]'' \
38	'''Cpl. Werth''': I want to kill someone, sir!
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40	->'''Gibbs''': Tony, it could have been us every damn day of the week. Sometimes it has been. You want to worry about something, worry about tomorrow.
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42	->'''[=McGee=]''': [to [=DiNozzo=]] What are you in, some kind of 12-step program for recovering mysogynists?
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44	[[folder:Gibbs' Rules, 0 - 51]]
45	# Never Screw Over Your Partner.
46	** Never let suspects stay together.
47	# Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
48	# Never be unreachable.
49	** Don't believe what you're told; double check.
50	# If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third best.
51	# You don't waste good.
52	# Never say you're sorry, it is a sign of weakness.
53	# Always be specific when you lie.
54	# Never take anything for granted.
55	# Never go anywhere without a knife.
56	# Never get personally involved on a case.
57	# When the job is done, walk away.
58	# Never date a coworker.
59	# Never, ever involve lawyers.
60	# Bend the Line, don't break it.
61	# Always work as a team.
62	# If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
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64	# It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
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66	# Always look under.
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68	# Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
69	# Never mess with a marine's coffee, if you want to live.
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73	# Two ways to follow someone: either they never notice you, or they ''only'' notice you.
74	# If you need help, ask.
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81	# Always watch the watchers.
82	# If it feels like you're being played, you probably are.
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84	# Your case, your lead.
85	# No such thing as a coincidence.
86	# If it feels like someone is out to get you, they are.
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88	# Don't ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker-punched you.
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90	# First things first, hide the women and children.
91	# Always clean up your mess.
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97	# Sometimes, you're wrong.
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99	[[folder: Gibbs' Rules, 52 - ]]
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118	# Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.
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121	# Always be open to new things.
122	# Never meet your heroes.
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140	# When you walk away, don't look back.
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148	# Never tell Gibbs he's being audited.
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