TSA Agent Dennis:
NCIS? That anything like CSI? Tony
: Only if you're dyslexic.
: [at the copy machine
] Die, you stupid machine! McGee
: She seems unfazed. Tony:
Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, McGee. She's fine.
My brother and I married the same woman twice. Gibbs:
She was a hell
of a woman, Probie!
Suspect is claiming he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another. Abby:
That happens to girls too. At night some guy seems all dark and gnarly, then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works in a bank. Tim:
I used to work at a bank. Abby:
Your tat is real. And you donít disappoint me.
What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...cat?
You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem. Saleem:
You're still bound. You're lying. Tony:
I can't lie, and I didn't say I was going to be the one to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss
was a sniper?
: Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier! Abby and McGee
: Of course
[after surviving a car bomb
: Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? [Beat
] I lied.
Gibbs: Tony, it could have been us every damn day of the week. Sometimes it has been. You want to worry about something, worry about tomorrow.