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4th May '13 10:50:37 PM StAraqiel
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* BLAM*

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* BLAM*
[=*BLAM*=]
4th May '13 10:50:03 PM StAraqiel
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4th May '13 10:49:52 PM StAraqiel
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->'''Ziva''': ''[at the copy machine]'' Die, you stupid machine! \\

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->'''Ziva''': ''[at [''at the copy machine]'' machine''] Die, you stupid machine! \\



->'''Ziva:''' What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...cat?

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->'''Ziva:''' What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...cat?
''cat?''



'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you [[ChekhovsGunman my boss]] was a sniper? \\
* BLAM*

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'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was going to be the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you [[ChekhovsGunman my boss]] was a sniper? \\
* BLAM*
*BLAM*



'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[ILied I lied.]]

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'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? ''[{{Beat}}]'' [''{{Beat}}''] [[ILied I lied.]]



->'''Gibbs''': Tony it could have been us every damn day of the week. Sometimes it has been. You want to worry about something worry about tomorrow."

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->'''Gibbs''': Tony Tony, it could have been us every damn day of the week. Sometimes it has been. You want to worry about something something, worry about tomorrow."
tomorrow.
21st Mar '13 7:26:25 PM JIKTV
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->'''Gibbs''': Tony it could have been us every damn day of the week. Sometimes it has been. You want to worry about something worry about tomorrow."
24th Jan '13 10:34:09 PM mlsmithca
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->[''after surviving a [[StuffBlowingUp car bomb'']]] \\

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->[''after surviving a [[StuffBlowingUp car bomb'']]] bomb]]''] \\
9th Nov '12 10:16:35 PM StAraqiel
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-->'''TSA Agent Dennis:''' NCIS? That anything like CSI?
-->'''Tony:''': Only if you're dyslexic.

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-->'''TSA ->'''TSA Agent Dennis:''' NCIS? That anything like CSI?
-->'''Tony:''':
CSI? \\
'''Tony''':
Only if you're dyslexic.



-->'''Gibbs:''' [[NoodleIncident Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine.]] Grab your gear!

-->'''Kate:''' I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret!
-->'''Gibbs:''' [[LampshadeHanging Come on, Agent Todd. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.]]

-->'''Ziva:''' ''[at the copy machine]'' Die, you stupid machine!
-->'''[=McGee=]:''' She seems unfazed.
-->'''Tony:''' Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, [=McGee=]. She's fine.

-->'''Franks:''' My brother and I married the same woman twice.
-->'''Gibbs:''' Twice?
-->'''Franks:''' She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie!

-->'''Tony:''' Suspect is claiming he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another.
-->'''Abby:''' That happens to girls too. At night some guy seems all dark and gnarly, then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works in a bank.
-->'''Tim:''' I used to work at a bank.
-->'''Abby:''' Your tat is real. And you donít disappoint me.

-->'''Ziva:''' What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...cat?

-->'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem.
-->'''Saleem:''' You're still bound. You're lying.
-->'''Tony:''' I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper? <BLAM!!>

--> '''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier!
--> '''Abby and [=McGee=]''': Of ''course'' it was.

-->''[after surviving a [[StuffBlowingUp car bomb]]]''
-->'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[ILied I lied.]]

-->'''Gibbs''': What seems to be the problem, Marine?
-->'''Cpl. Werth''': ...
-->'''Gibbs''': ''[[DrillSergeantNasty WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, MARINE?!]]''
-->'''Cpl. Werth''': I want to kill someone, sir!

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-->'''Gibbs:''' ->'''Gibbs''': [[NoodleIncident Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine.]] Grab your gear!

-->'''Kate:''' ->'''Kate''': I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret!
-->'''Gibbs:'''
secret! \\
'''Gibbs''':
[[LampshadeHanging Come on, Agent Todd. I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.]]

-->'''Ziva:''' ->'''Ziva''': ''[at the copy machine]'' Die, you stupid machine!
-->'''[=McGee=]:'''
machine! \\
'''[=McGee=]''':
She seems unfazed.
-->'''Tony:'''
unfazed. \\
'''Tony:'''
Those are standard Mossad-style copy machine assault tactics, [=McGee=]. She's fine.

-->'''Franks:''' ->'''Franks:''' My brother and I married the same woman twice.
-->'''Gibbs:''' Twice?
-->'''Franks:'''
twice. \\
'''Gibbs:''' Twice? \\
'''Franks:'''
She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie!

-->'''Tony:''' ->'''Tony:''' Suspect is claiming he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another.
-->'''Abby:'''
another. \\
'''Abby:'''
That happens to girls too. At night some guy seems all dark and gnarly, then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works in a bank.
-->'''Tim:'''
bank. \\
'''Tim:'''
I used to work at a bank.
-->'''Abby:'''
bank. \\
'''Abby:'''
Your tat is real. And you donít disappoint me.

-->'''Ziva:''' ->'''Ziva:''' What's the matter, Tony? Afraid of a little pussy...cat?

-->'''Tony:''' ->'''Tony:''' You have thirty seconds to live, Saleem.
-->'''Saleem:'''
Saleem. \\
'''Saleem:'''
You're still bound. You're lying.
-->'''Tony:'''
lying. \\
'''Tony:'''
I can't lie, and I didn't say I was the one who was going to kill you. Remember when I told you [[ChekhovsGunman my boss boss]] was a sniper? <BLAM!!>

-->
\\
*BLAM*

->
'''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier!
-->
carrier! \\
'''Abby and [=McGee=]''': Of ''course'' it was.

-->''[after ->[''after surviving a [[StuffBlowingUp car bomb]]]''
-->'''Tony''':
bomb'']]] \\
'''Tony''':
Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[ILied I lied.]]

-->'''Gibbs''': ->'''Gibbs''': What seems to be the problem, Marine?
-->'''Cpl. Werth''': ...
-->'''Gibbs''':
Marine? \\
'''Cpl. Werth''': ... \\
'''Gibbs''':
''[[DrillSergeantNasty WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, MARINE?!]]''
-->'''Cpl.
MARINE?!]]'' \\
'''Cpl.
Werth''': I want to kill someone, sir!
14th Jun '12 11:35:29 PM StAraqiel
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-->'''Gibbs''': What seems to be the problem, Marine?
-->'''Cpl. Werth''': ...
-->'''Gibbs''': ''[[DrillSergeantNasty WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, MARINE?!]]''
-->'''Cpl. Werth''': I want to kill someone, sir!
16th Feb '12 5:05:20 PM StAraqiel
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-->'''Gibbs:''' Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine. Grab your gear!

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-->'''Gibbs:''' [[NoodleIncident Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine. submarine.]] Grab your gear!
1st Nov '11 10:01:54 PM StAraqiel
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-->'''Ziva:''' [at the copy machine] Die, you stupid machine!

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-->'''Ziva:''' [at ''[at the copy machine] machine]'' Die, you stupid machine!



-->[after surviving a [[StuffBlowingUp car bomb]]]
-->'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? [[ILied I lied.]]

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-->[after -->''[after surviving a [[StuffBlowingUp car bomb]]]
bomb]]]''
-->'''Tony''': Boss? You remember when I said I never felt better? ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[ILied I lied.]]
1st Nov '11 9:58:17 PM StAraqiel
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-->'''Gibbs:''' Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine. Grab your gear

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-->'''Gibbs:''' Some idiot smuggled a koala onto a submarine. Grab your gear
gear!
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