History Quotes / MadeOfIron

->''Come on, boss, it was just an 11th floor! We've been through worse!''

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

-->-- '''Grif''' describing his sister, ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

-->--'''VideoGame/{{Wario}}''', ''VideoGame/WarioLand4'' instruction manual

-->--'''ComicBook/{{Thor}}''' on '''ComicBook/TheHulk''', ''WesternAnimation/UltimateAvengers''

''"I-I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! Straw Hat Luffy just took a beating that would kill most any other man alive… AND YET HE'S STILL STANDING AND READY FOR A FIGHT!"''

-->--'''Beq Lugg'' meeting '''Hildibrand Manderville''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''

->Aha, I am invincible! Unfortunately, my helicopter seems not to be... (''[[ATwinkleInTheSky sent blasting off again]]'')

->Unlike my colleagues, ''I'' seem to have a tendency to stay alive. Since this morning I've been bitten, shot, bombed, electrocuted, ''almost'' drowned, ''almost'' fallen to my death, and strangled. [[RasputinianDeath Rasputin]] wasn't so lucky! But here I am, exposing myself to radiation. [[SarcasmMode Why not?!]] Let's add to the list! [[TemptingFate Maybe I can get burned, stabbed, and poisoned before the day is done]].

->It'll take more than being tied to a lit keg of explosives and tossed into a pit of acid filled with mutant, acid-resistant flying piranhas equipped with flamethrowers and battle axes while venomous, mechanical, missile-launching [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Morris dancers]] armed with liquid hydrogen harpoon guns are overhead; riding giant rabid killer bees with side-mounted death rays to kill Othar Trygvassen!

->But it turns out I am not such a one as stays dead forever, especially when I only fell eighty floors to the pavement. I am made of sterner stuff than that.

->N-Nothing happened...

-> (bluntly) Looks like I got some broken bones again...

->Cuz when it feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it\\

You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth!

->Look, one time when we were little, we went iceskating together, and she fell through the ice. She was under there for '''three hours''', and when they pulled her out, not only was she still alive, she was ''pregnant''.

->Don't get up. You have been shot. Sadly, it was not fatal. I have removed the bullet... and three others, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, a tip of a bayonet, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a twisted paperclip]], and a meager handful of buckshot. You may want to learn how to ''duck''.

->It’s been my privilege to fight side by side with Captain Cortez since the Battle of Steel Cross back in 853. In that time, I’ve seen him surpass virtually everything the Apothecariate taught me about the augmented physiology of the [[SuperSoldier Adeptus Astartes]]. To my knowledge, only two of the small bones in his right foot are still intact. The rest of his skeleton has been shattered at one time or another, and most of his body is covered with a thick layer of scar tissue. I’ve seen him lead a charge into a breach with a broken back, fight for six weeks without food or water, and rouse his men for one last desperate push with four-fifths of his lifeblood pooled around his feet. There’s [[{{Determinator}} something else there]], [[HeroicWillpower something keeping him alive]] when logic dictates that he should have died long ago. I can only conclude the [[GodEmperor Emperor]] has him marked for a grand fate indeed.
-->-- '''[[CombatMedic Apothecary Ruillus]]''', Crimson Fists 4th Company, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->It's a good thing [[PlotArmor I'm Seto Kaiba, or that might have actually hurt me.]]

->It's a good thing I'm so buff, or that fall would've killed me.
-->-- A largely-unscathed Raphael after a building collapsed around him, ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

-->-- The Ancestor's Memoirs, ''VideoGame/DarkestDungeon''

->Come on, boss, it was just an 11th floor! We've been through worse!

->''A [felon] well known in our town twisted off one day and added attempted murder to his curriculum vitae by hitting his lady du jour in the head a couple of times with an axe. Not one to leave a job half-done, [[NoKillLikeOverkill he dragged her out to the lake, wired her up to a cinderblock and shoved her off into the water]]. Wonder of wonders, she survived.''
-->--'''The [=LawDog=] Files''', "The Good Shoot" aka "The Tragic Death of Santa Claus"

-->-- '''Webcomic/EnnuiGo'', "[[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/986 Double-Tap]]"

--> '''Darcy''': {''off-panel'') Oh, "captain!"\\

->Look, one time when we were little, we went iceskating together, and she fell into the lake. She was down there for ''three hours'', and when they finally pulled her out, not only was she still alive, she was ''pregnant''.

->'''David Wolkin:''' When Batman jacks Sensei in the face really hard, we learn that Sensei has the ability to not bleed. Like, to retain blood that should otherwise be bled in the case of an injury.\\
'''Laura Hudson''': [[{{Film/ThereWillBeBlood}} THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLOOD]] - THE MUCH LESS INTERESTING MOVIE BY P.T. ANDERSON.
-->-- [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-review/ "The Complete and Utter Insanity of]] ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey''"

->Fire is one of those special effects that's hard to fake. If a blacksmith is hammering hot metal in a movie, it's usually exactly that. If someone is burning alive, it's probably a cranky stuntman covered in gel and not CGI. But there is no reason to believe that a group of industrious 1994 filmmakers couldn't come up with a way to make pretend hot coals... This stunt instantly transforms a riveting action sequence into a room-wide conversation about what's wrong with Creator/JackieChan's fear glands. I should also mention that when he gets out, he is kicked in the chest [[ManOnFire before he stops smoldering]]. I appreciate that he does these crazy things, but this scene may have looked better if Jackie wasn't suddenly and unexplainedly wearing oven mitts. Or if Ken Lo wasn't awkwardly throwing kicks several feet above Jackie's head while waiting for the immolated action star to regain lucidity. As a viewer, it would have been less jarring if he had turned to the camera and said, "Hi, I'm future skin graft recipient Jackie Chan. We'll get back to the movie, but first -- [[FeelNoPain here's how you trick lava into sex!"]]
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-needlessly-dangerous-jackie-chan-stunts/#ixzz31Fq1IjOJ "The 6 Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts"]]

->But they made a serious mistake: They tried to beat it out of [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Archer]]! Captaining his ship? Welll, better than T'Pol, sure. Exploring new worlds? Eyeehh. But when it comes to taking a beating, my god, nobody does it better! That face has seen more punishment than a Los Angeles S&M dungeon!
-->-- '''{{Website/SF Debris}}''', "Azati Prime"

->I told you, my body's built differently than yours!
-->-- '''Manga/InuYasha''' on multiple occasions, as an explanation for his totally improbable survival

-->-- A largely-unscathed Raphael after a building collapsed around him, ''WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries''

'''Laura Hudson''': [[ThereWillBeBlood THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLOOD]] - THE MUCH LESS INTERESTING MOVIE BY P.T. ANDERSON.

->It’s been my privilege to fight side by side with Captain Cortez since the Battle of Steel Cross back in 853. In that time, I’ve seen him surpass virtually everything the Apothecariate taught me about the augmented physiology of the [[SuperSoldier Adeptus Astartes]]. To my knowledge, only two of the small bones in his right foot are sill intact. The rest of his skeleton has been shattered at one time or another, and most of his body is covered with a thick layer of scar tissue. I’ve seen him lead a charge into a breach with a broken back, fight for six weeks without food or water, and rouse his men for one last desperate push with four-fifths of his lifeblood pooled around his feet. There’s [[{{Determinator}} something else there]], [[HeroicWillpower something keeping him alive]] when logic dictates that he should have died long ago. I can only conclude the [[GodEmperor Emperor]] has him marked for a grand fate indeed.

->But they made a serious mistake: They tried to beat it out of [[StarTrekEnterprise Archer]]! Captaining his ship? Welll, better than T'Pol, sure. Exploring new worlds? Eyeehh. But when it comes to taking a beating, my god, nobody does it better! That face has seen more punishment than a Los Angeles S&M dungeon!
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/SF Debris}}''', "Azati Prime"

->Cuz when it feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it
->Throw your stones and you won't see me break it
->Say what you want
->Take your shots
->You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth!
-->-- "Kick in the Teeth" by '''Music/PapaRoach'''

->"Unlike my colleagues, ''I'' seem to have a tendency to stay alive. Since this morning I've been bitten, shot, bombed, electrocuted, ''almost'' drowned, ''almost'' fallen to my death, and strangled. [[RasputinianDeath Rasputin]] wasn't so lucky! But here I am, exposing myself to radiation. [[SarcasmMode Why not?!]] Let's add to the list! [[TemptingFate Maybe I can get burned, stabbed, and poisoned before the day is done]]."

->But it turns out I am not such a one as stays dead forever, especially when I only fell eighty floors to the pavement. I am made of sterner stuff than that.
-->-- '''Oar''', ''[[Literature/TheLeagueOfPeoplesVerse Ascending]]''

->Don't get up. You have been shot. Sadly, it was not fatal. I have removed the bullet... and three others, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, a tip of a bayonet, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a twisted paperclip]], and a meager handful of buckshot. You may want to learn how to ''duck''.
-->-- '''Phantom Limb''' to [[HeroicComedicSociopath Brock Samson]], ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

->Look, one time when we were little, we went iceskating together, and she fell into the lake. She was down there for ''three hours'', and when they finally pulled her out, not only was she still alive, she was ''pregnant''.
-->-- '''Grif''' describing his sister, ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->It’s been my privilege to fight side by side with Captain Cortez since the Battle of Steel Cross back in 853. In that time, I’ve seen him surpass virtually everything the Apothecariate taught me about the augmented physiology of the [[SuperSoldier Adeptus Astartes]]. To my knowledge, only two of the small bones in his right foot are sill intact. The rest of his skeleton has been shattered at one time or another, and most of his body is covered with a thick layer of scar tissue. I’ve seen him lead a charge into a breach with a broken back, fight for six weeks without food or water, and rouse his men for one last desperate push with four-fifths of his lifeblood pooled around his feet. There’s [[{{Determinator}} something else there]], [[HeroicWillpower something keeping him alive]] when logic dictates that he should have died long ago. I can only conclude the [[GodEmperor Emperor]] has him marked for a grand fate indeed.
-->-- '''[[CombatMedic Apothecary Ruillus]]''', Crimson Fists 4th Company, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->It's a good thing [[PlotArmor I'm Seto Kaiba, or that might have actually hurt me.]]
-->-- A completely unscathed '''Seto Kaiba''' after a motorcycle crash, ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

-> N-Nothing happened...
-->-- [[OnePiece Zoro]], in responce to Sanji asking about [[spoiler: all the blood on him and around him.]] See page image.

->"But they made a serious mistake: They tried to beat it out of [[StarTrekEnterprise Archer]]! Captaining his ship? Welll, better than T'Pol, sure. Exploring new worlds? Eyeehh. But when it comes to taking a beating, my god, nobody does it better! That face has seen more punishment than a Los Angeles S&M dungeon!"
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/SFDebris}}''', "Azati Prime"

->'''David:''' When Batman jacks Sensei in the face really hard, we learn that Sensei has the ability to not bleed. Like, to retain blood that should otherwise be bled in the case of an injury.\\
'''Laura''': [[ThereWillBeBlood THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLOOD]] - THE MUCH LESS INTERESTING MOVIE BY P.T. ANDERSON
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-review/ Laura Hudson and David Wolkin]]''', "The Complete and Utter Insanity of ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey''"

->''"Fire is one of those special effects that's hard to fake. If a blacksmith is hammering hot metal in a movie, it's usually exactly that. If someone is burning alive, it's probably a cranky stuntman covered in gel and not CGI. But there is no reason to believe that a group of industrious 1994 filmmakers couldn't come up with a way to make pretend hot coals... This stunt instantly transforms a riveting action sequence into a room-wide conversation about what's wrong with Creator/JackieChan's fear glands. I should also mention that when he gets out, he is kicked in the chest [[ManOnFire before he stops smoldering]]. I appreciate that he does these crazy things, but this scene may have looked better if Jackie wasn't suddenly and unexplainedly wearing oven mitts. Or if Ken Lo wasn't awkwardly throwing kicks several feet above Jackie's head while waiting for the immolated action star to regain lucidity. As a viewer, it would have been less jarring if he had turned to the camera and said, 'Hi, I'm future skin graft recipient Jackie Chan. We'll get back to the movie, but first -- [[FeelNoPain here's how you trick lava into sex!]]'."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-needlessly-dangerous-jackie-chan-stunts/#ixzz31Fq1IjOJ "The 6 Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts"]]

-> ''Thus, [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis Nicholai]] abruptly departs. Along the way he falls into a sink hole, lands in a sewer passage full of poisonous gas. This gas also happens to be flammable and the place goes up like a match when Nikkie stumbles over a stick of TNT left by bank robbers who's heist ran afoul due to the viral outbreak. He is then blasted clear across the park and lands in a ravine filled with bees. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Zombie bees]]. He will emerge without a scratch in the final act.''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''' on Nicholai in his LP of ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis''

-> ''"Aha, I am invincible! Unfortunately, my helicopter seems not to be..."'' *[[ATwinkleInTheSky sent blasting off again]]*
-->-- '''Nicholai''' proving the above statement to be correct when his chopper is blown up in '''[[LetsPlay/TheDarkId The Dark Id's]]''' LP of ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis''

-->-- "Kick in the Teeth" by '''Papa Roach'''

->''"John Matua practiced something called Kapu Kuialau, the "Hawaiian art of bone breaking." If you're familiar with the skeletal structure of the Polynesian people, then you know that's fucking crazy. Hawaiian's have such reinforced bones that even their women solve every problem with a headbutt. The automotive industry uses Hawaiian bones to test high-speed impacts because they're cheaper than titanium, and that's why every Ford Escape is haunted. "''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-least-sportsmanlike-moments-in-mma/ "The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA"]]