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1	->''Thus, [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis Nicholai]] abruptly departs. Along the way he falls into a sink hole, lands in a sewer passage full of poisonous gas. This gas also happens to be flammable and the place goes up like a match when Nikkie stumbles over a stick of TNT left by bank robbers who's heist ran afoul due to the viral outbreak. He is then blasted clear across the park and lands in a ravine filled with bees. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Zombie bees]]. He will emerge without a scratch in the final act.''
2	-->-- '''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''''s LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis''
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4	->''Aha, I am invincible! Unfortunately, my helicopter seems not to be... (''[[ATwinkleInTheSky sent blasting off again]])
5	-->-- '''Nicholai''' proving the above statement to be correct when his chopper is blown up later in '''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''''s LP of ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis''
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7	->''Unlike my colleagues, ''I'' seem to have a tendency to stay alive. Since this morning I've been bitten, shot, bombed, electrocuted, ''almost'' drowned, ''almost'' fallen to my death, and strangled. [[RasputinianDeath Rasputin]] wasn't so lucky! But here I am, exposing myself to radiation. [[SarcasmMode Why not?!]] Let's add to the list! [[TemptingFate Maybe I can get burned, stabbed, and poisoned before the day is done]].''
8	-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''
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10	->''It'll take more than being tied to a lit keg of explosives and tossed into a pit of acid filled with mutant, acid-resistant flying piranhas equipped with flamethrowers and battle axes while venomous, mechanical, missile-launching [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Morris dancers]] armed with liquid hydrogen harpoon guns are overhead; riding giant rabid killer bees with side-mounted death rays to kill Othar Trygvassen!''
11	-->-- '''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090617 Othar Trygvassen, GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER!]]''', ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''
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13	->''But it turns out I am not such a one as stays dead forever, especially when I only fell eighty floors to the pavement. I am made of sterner stuff than that.''
14	-->-- '''Oar''', ''[[Literature/TheLeagueOfPeoplesVerse Ascending]]''
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16	->''N-Nothing happened...''
17	-->-- '''Zoro''', when Sanji asks about [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zoroblood.jpg all the blood on and around him]], ''Manga/OnePiece''
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19	-> (bluntly) ''Looks like I got some broken bones again...''
20	-->-- '''Sanji''' after his duel with Mr. 2, ''Manga/OnePiece''
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22	->''"I-I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! Straw Hat Luffy just took a beating that would kill most any other man alive… AND YET HE'S STILL STANDING AND READY FOR A FIGHT!"''
23	-->-- '''Itomimizu''', ''Fanfic/ThisBites''
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25	->''Cuz when it feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it\
26	Throw your stones and you won't see me break it\
27	Say what you want\
28	Take your shots\
29	You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth!''
30	-->-- '''Music/PapaRoach''', "Kick in the Teeth"
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32	->''Look, one time when we were little, we went iceskating together, and she fell through the ice. She was under there for '''three hours''', and when they pulled her out, not only was she still alive, she was ''pregnant''.''
33	-->-- '''Grif''' describing his sister, ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
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35	->''Don't get up. You have been shot. Sadly, it was not fatal. I have removed the bullet... and three others, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, a tip of a bayonet, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a twisted paperclip]], and a meager handful of buckshot. You may want to learn how to ''duck.
36	-->-- '''Phantom Limb''' to [[HeroicComedicSociopath Brock Samson]], ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros''
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38	->''It’s been my privilege to fight side by side with Captain Cortez since the Battle of Steel Cross back in 853. In that time, I’ve seen him surpass virtually everything the Apothecariate taught me about the augmented physiology of the [[SuperSoldier Adeptus Astartes]]. To my knowledge, only two of the small bones in his right foot are still intact. The rest of his skeleton has been shattered at one time or another, and most of his body is covered with a thick layer of scar tissue. I’ve seen him lead a charge into a breach with a broken back, fight for six weeks without food or water, and rouse his men for one last desperate push with four-fifths of his lifeblood pooled around his feet. There’s [[{{Determinator}} something else there]], [[HeroicWillpower something keeping him alive]] when logic dictates that he should have died long ago. I can only conclude the [[GodEmperor Emperor]] has him marked for a grand fate indeed.''
39	-->-- '''[[CombatMedic Apothecary Ruillus]]''', Crimson Fists 4th Company, ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
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41	->''I haven't lost an arm, brother. It's over there."
42	-->--'''Captain Cortez''' of the Crimson Fists, ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
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44	->''It's a good thing [[PlotArmor I'm Seto Kaiba, or that might have actually hurt me.]]''
45	-->-- A completely unscathed '''Seto Kaiba''' after a motorcycle crash, ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
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47	->''It's a good thing I'm so buff, or that fall would've killed me.''
48	-->-- A largely-unscathed '''Raphael''' after a building collapsed around him, ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
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50	->This raving creature had to be silenced, but doing so proved maddeningly impossible. How had he survived the stockades, the icy waters, and the knives I delivered so enthusiastically into his back? How had he returned, time and time again, to rouse the townsfolk with his wild speculations and prophecies?
51	-->-- '''The Ancestor's Memoirs''' on [[MadProphet the Prophet]], ''VideoGame/DarkestDungeon''
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53	->''Come on, boss, get up, that was just eleven floors! We've been through worse!''
54	-->-- '''Mortadelo''', after yet another fall off a building, ''ComicBook/MortadeloYFilemon''
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56	->A [felon] well known in our town twisted off one day and added attempted murder to his curriculum vitae by hitting his lady du jour in the head a couple of times with an axe. Not one to leave a job half-done, [[NoKillLikeOverkill he dragged her out to the lake, wired her up to a cinderblock and shoved her off into the water]]. Wonder of wonders, she survived.
57	-->--''Literature/TheLawDogFiles'', "The Good Shoot" aka "The Tragic Death of Santa Claus"
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59	->''"Rock giants crumble under the blow of the mighty Mjolnir. I fear this brute won't be as obliging."''
60	-->--'''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]''' on '''[[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk The Hulk]]''', ''WesternAnimation/UltimateAvengers''
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62	->''Hunting guides will still tell you that the minimum round to equip yourself with to ward off [[BearsAreBadNews a charging bear]] is the [[{{BFG}} 44 Magnum]]. Bears are just so huge, and also polar bears specifically, [[{{Kevlard}} just have so much fat that it almost acts as kind of a lardy type of armor]] and they also have a decently thick coat of fur on top of that.''
63	-->-- '''WebVideo/BioArk''' video, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_IcPvgfTTw What If the Biggest Bear Fought the Biggest Cat?]]''
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65	->'''Darcy''': {''off-panel'') Oh, "captain!"\
66	'''Captain Orca:''' (''shocked'') What in the name of all creation?!\
67	'''Darcy:''' (''off-panel'') You are nowhere NEAR the hunter you claim to be...or you would clearly know-\
68	(''Darcy appears, her shirt covering up her bleeding stab wound and standing in a fighting position'')\
69	'''Darcy''': One should ALWAYS check the body.
70	-->-- ''Webcomic/EnnuiGo'', "[[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/986 Double-Tap]]"
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72	->''"...Yes. I get the distinct impression that the gods themselves could not kill him if they tried. And they have."''
73	-->--'''Beq Lugg''' meeting '''Hildibrand Manderville''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''
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75	->''"Haven’t you kids ever done something that made you look stupid? Oh, is that right? Well, FINE then! But even the powerful Wario gets into some embarrassing situations in this game! I eat too much and get all chubby, a bee stings my face and makes it swell like a balloon, my body catches fire, and all kinds of other bad things happen to me!! But I’m a tough guy, so I keep coming back for more! You wimps could learn something from me!"''
76	-->--'''VideoGame/{{Wario}}''', ''VideoGame/WarioLand4'' instruction manual (page 31)
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78	->''"Seriously, is Luka bionic? How has he not broken his... everything yet?"''
79	-->--'''[=Charriii5=]''' on Luka Redgrave, ''Everything Wrong With VideoGame/Bayonetta2 in 25 minutes''
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81	->'''Professor Willow:''' That's odd.\
82	'''The Brigadier:''' What is it?\
83	'''Professor Willow:''' Wilkins, you must have made a mistake. This man ([[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]]) hasn't fallen from two hundred feet.\
84	'''The Brigadier:''' Well, he certainly did, I ''saw'' him fall!\
85	'''Professor Willow:''' But there doesn't appear to be a single bone broken.
86	-->-- ''Radio/TheParadiseOfDeath''
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88	-> ''It'll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back, and balls to kill Michael Scarn''
89	-->-- '''Micheal Scott/[[HerCodeNameWasMarySue Scarn]]''', ''Series/TheOffice''

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